Tag! I'm it!!

Apparently, if I am tagged I have to do it. I've never been tagged before. I feel so special! And this is exactly what I need right now. M says that I've been on an even keel since starting my happy pills, but right now I feel like I am sinking. I love things like this because they are fun, silly, and help me think about other things than what is bothering me.

Amorous Rocker tagged me (that little vixen!)

*What side of the heart do you draw first?
The right side.

*Can you dive without plugging your nose?
No. I can't swim very well. I know what I need to do to swim, I'm just not coordinated enough to get it all together and do anything more than sink.

*What color is your phone?
My home phone is gunmetal grey. My cell is silver and light blue.

*Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
Johnny Depp, so I can enjoy some bondage bonding time.

*Where are you right now?
At work.

*How do you feel about carrots?
I like them. I just prefer them shredded in salad or cooked in soup, just not out of a can. EW

*How many chairs at the dining room table?
There is a table in my dining room, but we don't dine there. My DNA sponsor uses it for his computer, so 1 chair there.

*Who is the best Spice Girl?
I'd have to say none of them, I didn't like their "music". Although those pics Posh and Becks did for W magazine were pretty hot (even if she is too skinny)

*Do you know what time it is?
8:07 am.

*What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
Alone - scream, text people to come rescue me if I had signal. Then freak out and think about that stupid "Worst Scenario" game that T used to play and get on the floor on my stomach in case the elevator dropped.
Not Alone - Quietly freak out in the corner, text people to come rescue me.
With M - give the security guards a really good show (work elevators are video taped)

*What's your favorite kind of gum?
I don't chew gum anymore, but it used to be Grape Bubblicious, then Ice Breakers.

*T or F: All is fair in love and war?
False, sometimes the end doesn't justify the means. (I'm keeping AR's answer, who kept WO's answer)

*Do you use words that you don't know the meaning to?
No. Why look like an idiot that's trying to be smart?

*Do you like to sleep?
Yes, I love sleep. I can't get enough of it.

*Do you know which US states don't use Daylight Savings?
I do now, thanks to AR. :D Arizona and Hawaii.

*Do you know the song Sugar We're Goin' Down?
Nope. Cuz it's not a Godsmack song.

*Do you want a bright yellow '06 mustang?
Nope. Any car that I am going to drive is going to be black or silver. Definitely not Candy Apple Red. I HATE that particular shade. I also HATE 4 door Chevy Cavaliers.

*What's something you've always wanted?
A pet monkey

*Do you wear a lot of black?
Yup, mostly at work. (I was going to blog about that too!)

*Describe your hair.
Short (barely touches my shoulders), wavy, in desperate need of a cut and stupid brown. Blah.

*Are you an adult?
Only by age.

*Who is/are your best friends?
The ones who are there for me whenever I need them.

*Do you have a tan?
Yup.

*Are you a television addict?
Not anymore. I was when I was a kid. I just don't have time to watch TV anymore, and starting in September I will be missing House, NCIS and CSI because of classes. (AR - keep me filled in on House, OK?)

*Do you enjoy spending time with your mom?
Not lately.

*Are you a sugar freak?
I used to be, but my sweet tooth has calmed down quite a bit in the past few years.

*What is your favorite movie?
The Fifth Element, Bubble Boy (Jake Gyllenhaal)

*What's your sign?
Leo RAWR!!

*Where do you wish you were right now?
Salem, Massachusetts.

*Who did you copy this from?
Amorous Rocker

*How do you know them?
The blogosphere.

*Would you have sex with them?
That's a bit difficult to accomplish

*What brand of shirt are you wearing?
Um.. Target brand? Sometimes black button-up shirts are hard to find, so I have to get them where I can find them.

*Have you ever smoked anything?
Yep.

I have to tag 3 people. I pick Bunny, Artful Sub and Jon. (don't hate me okay?) Now you have to do it! :p I also tag anyone else who wants to do it too. Just leave a comment so I can come and read your answers. :p