Tuesday, May 12, 2009

TMI Tuesday #186

1. Which traits from your parents do you see in yourself?
From my father: A fierce stubborn streak. His wavy hair. My temper.
From my mother: My crafty skills. My brown hair color. My Native American ancestry.

2. Which traits from you/your partner do you see in your children (if you don't have kids, which would you like to see)?
Son is very laid back, and has his father's sense of humor. However, he does have that stubborn streak and temper like I have. He bears a strong resemblance to me and my mother.
Baby Girl looks like her father. Everything else is all me. 10 times over. Not a happy situation during certain times of the month... :D

3. How did you get the birds-and-bees talk?
My mother was very honest about everything.

4. What was your favorite childhood book?
I had several favorites. The Secret Garden and The Little House Collection are my top two.

5. What is your favorite piece of erotic literature?
All of it.

Bonus: What is the one thing you wish you could go back and tell yourself as a child?
Be more outgoing. Don't be so damned shy, and don't be so much like your father. Join the Marines. It'll be your only chance out of this armpit.

Double Bonus: If your life were a book or movie, what would the title be?
I can't use "Better Off Dead", it's already been used. At least that's a comedy. I think I could use "How to throw the best Pity Parties". It's how I feel most days lately.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Mute Monday - Spirits

Iroquois clans represent three main elements of nature.


Air


Snipe


Heron


Hawk




Water


Eel


Beaver



Turtle


Earth


Wolf


Deer


Bear

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

TMI Tuesday #185

1. Have you ever bought a membership to a porn site? If yes, what is the most recent one and did you like it?
Nope. I hate the popups.

2. Would you rather watch a erotic/porn movie, read a story, or listen to an audio? Why?
For the most part, I'd rather read an erotic story. It allows me to use my own imagination. I've watched porn, but it doesn't really do anything for me. I get bored watching it.

3. If you have a significant other what do you do for each other to get in the mood? If you don't what would you kind of thing could a future potential long term partner do to get you in the mood?
It's been so long since we've even tried to get in the mood. Damn, we're pathetic. In the past, I've worn sexy lingerie, worn nothing while giving him a full body massage, invited him into the shower.

4. When it comes to sex, how much do you talk about it with others? How comfortable are you talking about sex?
I think it depends who is with me. I'm very comfortable talking about sex with my female friends. Male friends, not so much. Mostly because my male friends are his friends.

5. What are the last 5 things you search for on Google (or another search engine)?
Wow, this is a random question :D I searched for this place where Son is going for a job interview, fonts, fertility symbols, woodburning designs and stuff for work.

Bonus: Have you ever had a fantasy that you were ashamed of?
I don't really think I've been ashamed of one. Not that I have that many. Right now, my fantasy is to just have sex. Let's start there.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Mute Monday - Guess the Place IMG HEAVY

People are dying to get in here. Just have to give me the name of it. Go ahead, Google it. I'll wait.

It's Forest Lawn Cemetary in Buffalo, NY.










(Edward) Cullen's Crypt?


The poor turtle I almost stepped on, because I thought it was a rock.



The Three Graces


Peter "Rabbit"


Jesse Ketchum




How ironic is this tombstone?! :D





I'm Rick James, Bitch!




Giuseppe Verdi




13th President - Millard Fillmore





Edward Hutchinson





Can't have Edward without Bella




Glad it's not Mee, but Yu...


A monument that looks like a tree stump


Volunteer Firefighter's Memorial




Blocher Memorial






Red Jacket
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