TMI Tuesday #107

1. If they kept stats of your sex life like they do in sports, what would you lead the league in? what all time record would you hold?
Hmm... I'd have to say the sport would be Longest Quickie. I'd hold the world's record.

2. What song gets you in the mood to have sex? best music to fuck to? best music to make love to?
It's not really a particular song, but the singer's voice. Like Chris Cornell from AudioSlave. Tool is the best music for both fucking and making love.

3. Where is your favorite place to have sex in your house/apartment?
The basement. That was where I had the BEST makeup sex EVER.

4. (girls) Have you sent or given your used panties to a guy? Do you know what happened to them? (guys) Have you taken/asked for a girls panties before? What did you do with them? (non-breeders) What is the protocol for this "tradition"?
I've never given or sent used panties to a guy.

5. What makes a kiss a great to you?
I don't want to drown, so very little saliva. I also don't want to choke while kissing, so not too much tongue. Taking the scenic route to the kiss is great too. Why not take your time and explore?

Bonus: Who pays for a date? If the girl asks a guy out, does she pay? If you are interested in same sex partners, how do you determine who pays?
Whoever asks for the date should pay - that includes the ladies. However, it is always nice to for the date to offer to help pay even if the offer is declined.

Mute Monday 15 - Peace

Just because

I got a new job, and training for it starts on the 29th. I'm not really looking forward to it, but this year is my son's senior year and he has all kinds of things that need to be paid for. Such as yearbook, prom(s), class ring, class dues and who knows what else.

I'm gonna miss things for a few weeks. This sucks rocks.

Friday Feast 166

Appetizer
Name a great website you would recommend to others.
I thought that's what my link list was for?

Soup
On a scale of 1-10 (with 10 as highest), how often do you dream at night?
I think about a 4.

Salad
Did you have a pet as a child? If so, what kind and what was its name?
Yes, I had a dog. I think he was a mix, and his name was Blackie.

Main Course
If you had the chance to star in a commercial, what would you choose to advertise?
Vitameatavegamin

Dessert
What is your favorite kind of hard candy?
Butterscotch

TMI Tuesday #106

1. What are your 7 favorite tactile things that turn you on? Sex (like oral, or penetrative) cannot be an answer. (Examples: silk, light tickling, etc).
Light tickling.
Hot breathy words spoken into my ears.
Quick little kisses on my neck.
Being pinched.
Being bitten.
Getting spanked.
Having my hair pulled.

2. What are your non-genital erogenous zones and what do you like done to them?
I like my ears and neck nibbled. I also like my donuts pre-licked.

3. What sounds get you sexually charged?
Other people having sex.

4. After losing your virginity, what is the longest you’ve gone without penetrative sex?
I think that might be about 6 months. It was so long ago that I can't remember. More recently, 2 years.

5. What is your least favorite sexual position? Why don't you like it?
The one that has my head hanging off the bed because all the blood rushes to my head and it feels like my brains are leaking out of my head.

Bonus (as in optional):If you could sexually dominate or submit to 5 people - any 5, currently living or deceased - which 5 would it be?
Only 3 people get the privilege of me being submissive - Gerard Butler, Johnny Depp and M. Yet at the same time, I'd like to dominate M but I know that he wont go for it. I can't think of any more at the moment, but I might add someone later.

Mute Monday 14 - Extremes ***WARNING - GRAPHIC PIC AT END***

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Friday Feast 165

Appetizer
If you were a dog, what breed would you be, and why?
I'd be a West Hightland White Terrier because they are so darned cute!!

Soup
What does the color purple make you think of?
Royalty, power, and strength

Salad
Approximately how long does it take you to get ready each morning?
It depends if I woke up late. If I did, it takes 20-30 minutes.

Main Course
How many cousins do you have, and are you close to them?
I have too many cousins to count. I have cousins that I don't even know about! I am close with a few of them.

Dessert
Take your initials (first, middle, last) and come up with something else those letters could stand for. (Example: SFO = Sweet Funny Otter)
Kangaroo Border Patrol

TMI Tuesday #105

1. What was the first movie you saw on a date?
That was so long ago... I can't really remember.

2. Who was the first person you kissed on a date? [First name is fine.]
This wannabe karate kid named Mike.

3. Where was the first place you ever "parked" (on a date)?
Behind an old, closed down department store.

4. Have you ever gone on a date with someone you met via the internet? If not, would you?
I've never done that, and would not because that's not only dangerous, but stupid. Besides, I have M.

5. What is the most romantic thing you have done on a first date?
I didnt have a stove, so I made him dinner in a fondue pot.

Bonus (as in optional):Describe the best date you have ever been on.
The night that I went to see Southern Culture on the Skids with my KBean.

Mute Monday 13 - Love

Friday Feast 164

Appetizer
When was the last time you were surprised?
I was surprised to find out that my K Bean was not as weird as I thought she was.

Soup
Fill in the blanks: My eyes are _brown_, but I wish they were _20/20_.

Salad
If you were a Beanie Baby, what would you look like and what would your name be?
I'd be a shark, and my name would be Bait. (thank you my lovely wife)

Main Course
Name two things you consistently do that you consider to be healthy habits.
I take a daily shower, and brush my teeth.

Dessert
What brand of toothpaste are you using these days? Do you like it? Why or why not?
I usually use whatever is on sale, like AquaFresh. I don't mind it, it tastes okay and gets my teeth clean.

Happy Hump Day

Today's Topic is Tuxedo Day.

1. Name three people you'd like to see in a tuxedo.
M
My son
My Ice Cream

2. Black tux or white tux - which do you prefer?
Definitely black.

3. According to ZZ Top, every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man. If you're a woman, which sharp dressed man are you crazy about? If you're a man, which sharp dressed lady are you crazy about?
It used to be Ice Cream, but it has been a while since I've seen him. I also love a man in uniform!!

TMI Tuesday #104

1. Wash up, cuddle or fall asleep?
It depends on how tired I am after, as well as how messy we got.

2. Have you ever fake orgasms?
I have a few times, but I don't really like doing that. It could lead to bad vibes later.

3. In any 24 hour period, what is the most number of time you have ever had sex?
It's been a while, but it was at least 7.

4. Have you ever had sex or give/received oral sex while you were driving a car?
Nope.

5. What do you think the average number of sexual partners your sex has in their lifetime (so for me a male)? Do you think most people lie when asked?
I think females have about 5 sexual partners in their lifetime. I think sometimes people exaggerate, mostly because I have been watching a lot of Maury and those teen girls say that they've had sex with more than 30 people and they are only 16. I suppose it's possible, but just wrong at that age.

Bonus (as in optional):Can men and women be "just friends?" (Explain)
Yes, men and women can be just friends. There is no need to have sexual relations. I have a few male friends, and no one has further expectations of going further than friendship.

Mute Monday 12 - Boycott

Unconscious Mutterings

Here's the deal. Head over to Unconsious Mutterings and get the list of words. Then play word association (and it doesn't have to be one word answers!). Leave her a comment so she can come see what you wrote!

When she says.. :: You say...

1. Cluster :: headace


2. Announcement :: possible gift opportunity


3. Respect :: Aretha


4. Incident :: report


5. Accordion :: break it!


6. Drunk :: as a skunk


7. If :: they only knew...


8. Dexter :: is in his lab


9. Wedding :: jitters


10. Gambling :: take another chance

Friday Feast 163

Appetizer
On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being highest, how much do you look forward to your birthday?
I give it a 10. I love having birthdays, having cake, ice cream and gifts!

Soup
What is one word you don’t like the sound, spelling, or meaning of?
Wolves. I know it is spelled right, but for some reason, I can't say it right. It comes out "wooves".

Salad
Do you wear sunglasses when you’re outside? If so, what does your current pair look like?
Don't wear sunglasses and can't afford prescription sunglasses.

Main Course
If you were to write a book, to whom would you dedicate it?
My family, because most likely it will be due to something they did that I wrote the book. LOL

Dessert
Name a beverage that you enjoy.
Caramel Macchiatto (from Starbucks)

TMI Tuesday #103

1. Early bird or night owl?
I used to be a night owl, but since I had a full time job I had to become an early bird.

2. If you could only be one, would you rather be smart or good looking?
I'd rather be smart. Because then I could find ways to become good looking.

3. Do you gossip?
I try not to, but sometimes I do.

4. On a scale of 1-10, how adventurous are you? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest)
I used to be a 10. I guess I am now a 4.

5. On a scale of 1-10, how good a kisser do you think you are? ( ditto )
Um... I think I am a 7. I have never been told that I am a bad kisser.

Bonus (as in optional):
What do you consider the biggest turn on out of the following?
a) lingerie
b) movies
c) toys
d) role playing
e) leather
f) none of this does anything for me
I'll pick role playing, just to spice things up.

Mute Monday 11 - Family