Just another fucked up chick blogging about this fucked up
thing called Life, or something like it.
Monday, July 21, 2008
Tagged!
5 things found in your bag:
1. Umbrella.
2. Magazine.
3. Scissors.
4. A notebook. Never know when you'll need to write something down. =)
5. My Happi pills
5 favourite things in your room:
1. Yarn.
2. The bed.
3. Laptop.
4. My playstation 2.
5. My cat.
5 things you have always wanted to do:
1. Go scuba diving.
2. See the wonders of the U.S. (Mt Rushmore, Grand Canyon, etc...)
3. See the architectural wonders of the world (Pyramids, Eiffel Tower, etc...).
4. Own my own business.
5. Move out of this state.
5 things you're currently into:
1. Learning how to knit.
2. Creating jewelry.
3. Sleeping (or trying to get as much as I can).
4. Trying to catch up on my blogging. I swear I'm not ignoring my lovely readers!!
5. Counting down the days until I finish InternSHIT and classes.
5 people you want to tag:
I actually like to leave this open to everyone. If you do it, shoot me a message so I can read your answers!
Monday, June 9, 2008
Ketchup, Mute Monday, and Tagged! Long post!
Anyhoo, because of internship I'm probably going to blog late on Tuesdays and Wednesdays and will try to catch up on Thursdays.
On with the Show!!
TMI Tuesday #137
1. How old were you when you first kissed a boy?
I think I was about 10. I don't even know what possessed me, he was a year younger than me. All I remember is his name and those wonderful blue eyes with dark brown hair.
2. Who would play you in the movie of your life story?
I'd like Fairuza Balk to play me. I think she's hot, and I really like her style.
3. What is the number one thing your love/hate about gay people?
The number one thing I love about gay people is that they seem to know how to have fun in life. Nothing seems to get them down. At least, all the ones I know are like this.
4. If you could legally get married to "the fella" - or any fella - would you?
Um... I'm not sure what this means... Yes, I'd marry the fella. Legally, even (what does this mean?!)
5. Have you ever worn short short shorts in public?
EW! No!!!
Bonus (as in optional): Who is your favorite blogger?

It's so hard to pick just one favorite. Put it this way, if you are on my blog roll, you are a favorite!
Wednesday Weirdness #6
1. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
I wanted to be an astronaut, an astronomer, and an architect.
2. Do you put ketchup on top of your french fries or on the side to dip in? If you don't use ketchup, what do you use? If you don't eat french fries, what's wrong with you? (Ok so that last one is just a joke. Kind of. *wink*)
It depends on my mood. If they are steak cut fries, then the ketchup goes on the side. I like to coat both sides of those lovely thick fries in ketchup. Any other kind gets ketchup on top!
3. When was the last time you had phone sex? If you've never done it, why?
Damn, that was a while ago. Too long, I guess.
4. When was the last time you made someone cry? What did you do to make them cry?
I made Baby girl cry last night. I was outside with the laptop, watching craft videos online. She asked if she could watch too, and I said sure. So I was telling her about how I want to have my own craft business and the ladies who made those videos were inspiring to me.
She said she could picture me having my own business, but that my stuff would totally be different from theirs because I'm not that girly.
I explained that I used to be more girly. I used to wear skirts, jewelry and makeup. I used to get my nails done. Somewhere along the line, I stopped doing all that. I'm not even sure when or why I stopped. She thought that maybe I stopped after they were born because I didn't have time or just stopped caring, but that's not the case. I told her that lately, I don't feel like I know who I am, and that I feel a bit lost. That made me think of this:

5. How often do you sing in the shower?
Whenever I hear a good song.
6. Have you ever cooked dinner or any other meal naked? If not, would you?
I've cooked a meal half-nekkid. At this point in time, I need to have clothing on, don't want to scar the kids for life and I don't want to prance around naked in front of the DNA Sponsor. That, and I always manage to get splashed with something and that would hurt!
Thursday
Went to class for an exam. Nutso teacher wanted us to write our answers in complete sentences, and essay form and it wasn't just one or two questions. There are about 20 questions on this thing. And they all call for in-depth answers. Normally not a problem, if the class lasted more than 1 hour 15 minutes. Lucky for us, she turned it into a take home.
Got a ride home from a guy in my class, Rasputin. He had a thing for Dollie when he first started taking classes. Pesa saw me getting out of his car, then M gave him a look as he drove off. It's nice to know he still gets jealous.
Friday
Had the day off from work because of a doctor's appointment. I am going to be on my Happi pills for a while. My body doesn't make enough serotonin on it's own, so the pill helps bring my level up. I asked the doctor if there was any way I could get my body to make more, and he said that was a good question to which the answer is No. He also said I weigh too much and need more exercise.
Bummer. But at least I had the day off.
Saturday
SIL brought over my one-year old over to spend the night! She is the cutest little girl, but she doesn't know her Aunt Kiki and Uncle M very well because they don't bring her over that often. She wasn't too fussy about being left at our house, since there was tons of new stuff for her to look at and try to touch.
She is a wild sleeper! I was smooshed up against the edge of the bed, and her feet were in my face half the night. She only woke up twice, but she kept squirming all night long.
Sunday
M woke me up at 4:37 AM so that I could unlock the door for him, since he forgot his keys. I was a bit perturbed, since I had just fallen into a deeper sleep since the baby stopped squirming so much.
Then I had to share the bed with him too. Worst night of sleep this week so far.
DNA Sponsor got snarky later in the afternoon. I yelled at him, he stopped. He's such a fucking baby.
Mute Monday - Competition














Monday - Tagged!!
*The rules of the game get posted at the beginning of the post.
**Each player answers the questions about themselves in their post.
***At the end of the post, the player then tags 5-6 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves them a comment, letting them know they have been tagged and asking them to read your blog.
****Let the person who tagged you know when you have posted your answer.
1. What was I doing ten years ago?
Ten years ago,
2. What are five things on my list to do today?
- #1. Sleep
- #2. Make sure I have clean clothes for internship tomorrow
- #3. Go to a Campus group meeting
- #4. Eat dinner
- #5. Start my craft projects for a swap.
3. Snacks I enjoy?
Weren't you paying attention earlier? I should be staying away from snacks. But I know I won't be able to help myself. I'm going to list some of my snack preferences anyway.
Cheese, crackers, and pepperoni. Grapes. Peanut butter crackers. Triscuits. Chocolate (Hershey with almonds, Kisses, Ghiradelli). Pretzels. Doritos. Vanilla yogurt (sometimes with a bit of strawberry preserves mixed in). Cucumbers. Tortillas and salsa. Ice cream. Popcorn.
4. Things I Would Do If I Were A Billionaire?
Just a brief list of the more important things that I'd take care of first. My little brain can't even begin to grasp what it might be like to have that much money.
Buy some cars. (not that I'd want to drive them because of gas prices, but I still want them)
Pay for my son's oral surgery.
Pay for my oral surgery.
Pay for my kids' college.
Start a trust fund for the kids.
Buy land/log cabin in Alaska for DNA sponsor
Buy land/house in Arizona (or wherever) for Mom.
Buy land/house (or trailer) for M's mom.
Buy land/house for us.
Pay off all my bills.
I'd like to see the Eiffel Tower, and the Pyramids, and the black sand beaches in Hawaii
5. Three of my bad habits?
-Going to the dollar stores for things I probably really don't need.
-Not putting those dollar store purchases away, just leaving them in the bags and putting them anywhere...
Not putting away my clean laundry, even if it is folded.
6. Five places I have lived?
My parents house
My first apartment by myself
My first apartment with M
My second apartment with M
My house with M.
(they're all in the same city)
7. Five jobs I've had?
Cashier at a convenience store.
Cashier at a supermarket
Attendant at a laundromat
Environmentalist, going door to door asking for money
Tech Support Agent
8. How did you name your blog?
This particular blog is supposed to be my "finding myself" blog (gotta change that "finding" to "creating") . At one point during the whole SkankWhore debacle, M said he wanted me to be the girl that I used to be. I remember telling him I didn't know she was anymore, and that I'm now a totally different person. I remember being happy, I just don't know when I stopped being happy.
I actually have two different blogs. I think that's defeating my purpose of being myself. But I guess I'm a bit embarrassed to let you guys and gals know that I am crafty. I don't know why.
Tag 5-6 people. Who to choose..... I'm gonna leave it open, just because this is probably the longest post I've ever had here. If you read the whole thing, I will have to think of a cool thing to do/make for you.
Hugs!!
Friday, April 25, 2008
X Rated
Pretty much anytime is good for me. However, my favorite is absolutely in the middle of the night, much like Valyna's answer. Hell, half the time all he has to do is look at me, and I'm ready to go.
2. Better Sex Music - Sade or Marvin Gaye?
Who picked these? I don't listen to either one, but if I really have to pick one I guess I'd pick Marvin Gaye. Not that I could really tell a difference, cuz doesn't Sade sound like a man too?
3. Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Videos?
Start with pics, then move on to videos. I like to let my mind make the movie for me, and then move on to a grand finale with the vids.
4. Fabulous Sex With: Dr. Doug Ross or Dr. Greg House?
House, without any hesitation. Make sure he has the cane with him.
5. Vibrator or Dildo?
Vibrator. I just love the buzz I get from it :)
6. Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
At first, I was very shy about having the lights on. Now that I want them on, he wants them off. I can't win.
7. Word Preference: Pussy or Cunt?
Pussy. I use the word cunt to degrade particular people.
8. Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
I love being spanked during sex. M likes to slap my bottom whenever he can, but sometimes he gets me in just the right spot and it hurts.
9. More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane?
I'd have to say more exciting in an elevator, because more people have a chance to interrupt (or join if you're funky enough). I love to fly, but I'm not a member of the Mile High Club.
10. Ron Jeremy or Peter North?
Are we talking about Ron Jeremy currently? If so - EW. Maybe if it were the 1980's RJ, with a shaved chest.
11. Word Preference? Cock or dick?
The word cock feels weird in my mouth (not an actual cock though). I prefer saying dick.
12. Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jameson?
Have you seen Jenna lately? EW. I'd pick Linda.
13. Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
::sigh:: I can't get either. But I'd pick rope.
14. Give Rim Job or Receive Anal Sex?
Definitely receive anal, but I gotta be notified first. Don't try to sneak it in.
15. Get Rich Stripping in a Skanky Bar or Get Rich as a Call Girl for Celebs?
I'll get rich with Celebs, thank you very much. Even if the celeb is someone I don't like, at least I get the money and the chance to say "Yeah, I did him/her"
16. Which Threesome - Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
I've never done (and likely never will), but I like the thought of B/G/G. I even know who I'd be with
17. Flavored Oil or Tingling Oil?
OOO!! Flavored! I like strawberry, and raspberry.
18. Pearl Necklace or Swallow?
Swallow. I think the pearl necklace looks tacky (HAHAHA get it?? Tacky!?)
19. Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex With a Stranger?
I'd have sex while someone else watched. Sex with a stranger would only happen if my other choice was sex with an Ex.
20. Tied to the Bed or to a St Andrew’s Cross?
See #13 for the answer. I'll pick either one, but the cross seems interesting
The Rules:
1. You must include this link, Sex Talk - Sex Advice for Men
2. You must answer every question! If you don’t have a good answer, you are strongly encouraged to make up something good; we like to be entertained.
3. You must tag three people.
Hmm... I tag............. YOU
and You
and You over there in the corner! Yes, you! Come on, don't be shy.
Friday, April 18, 2008
Tagged!!
First, the rules:
1. Each blogger answers the questions about themselves.
2. Then tag five people. Make sure to let them know!
What I was doing 10 years ago?:
10 years ago I was working part-time at an office supply store while attending school full time, very close to finishing my Associates Degree in Microcomputer Systems Management. (That's Information Technology)
Life was so much easier then, and much happier. The sad thing about it is that I don't really know how I've gotten so far away from that young happy girl. It's almost like she was a dream.
Five things on my to-do list today:
1. Attempt to pound out something that might resemble a research paper. Instructors gave me extra time, and I figure I better use it.
2. Finish a lamp that I want to make. I hope it's gonna be as cool as I first pictured it.
3. Get rid of this sinus/tension/migraine.
4. Do some more spring cleaning in my room.
5. Take a nap
Five Snacks I enjoy:
1. Fruit
2. Cheese and crackers.
3. Peanut butter and crackers.
4. Cheez-its.
5. ICE CREAM!
Five Things I would do if I were a billionaire:
1. Set aside trust funds and college tuition for the kiddles.
2. Build a custom computerized house, just not a weird one like on those movies where the house falls in love with the female human and goes berzerk.
3. Buy some land and build a cabin for the DNA sponsor; buy a double-wide for my mom.
4. Travel to every place I want to go.
5. Invest and save the rest.
Five of my bad habits:
1. I eat when I'm bored, and when I'm stressed.
2. Swear too much.
3. Start things that I don't finish
4. Procrastinate.
5. Even though I take happy pills, I still have a slight tendency to lose my patience too quickly.
Five places I have lived:
1. My parents house
2. My first apartment
3. My first apartment with M
4. My second apartment with M
5. The house I bought with M
Five jobs I’ve had:
1. Papergirl.
2. Cashier.
3. Truck stop waitress.
4. Deli Clerk.
5. Tech Support.
What I’d like to be doing in 25 years:
I'm not telling you how old I'm gonna be in 25 years. I hope to be a successful Computer Forensics Technician. It's either that, or have my own successful crafty business. I like to make things. I also hope to live on a farm, with chickens and horses, and have all my grandbabies running around my country kitchen waiting for cookies. :)
Thursday, April 3, 2008
... and a writer writes...
According to the Legend, even Hemingway did this. You should check out the site, they have a snappy little video there.
Basically, you sum up your life in six words.
Here's mine:
"Life behind a huge brick wall."
I guess I'm supposed to tag peoples. I pick anyone who wants to do it. Class is almost over and then I have to work on papers when I get home. Blah.
Sunday, March 9, 2008
Tagged again!
Here are the rules...
1. Pick up the nearest book, of at least 123 pages.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the next three sentences.
5. Tag five people.
I happen to have an encyclopedia type book next to me.
The topic on this page is American Art.
The first was portaiture designed to keep alive the memory of great or wealthy person. The second was folk art practiced by a wide varitey of craftsmen who made items such as weathervanes, furniture, quilting, and other useful items. A handful of untrained folk painters were also at work, porducing flat two-dimensional portraits, often of women or children.
I am going to leave this one open for whoever wants to do it, just leave me a comment so I can come look at what ya wrote!
Thursday, March 6, 2008
I love TAG!!!
The Amorous one has tagged me!! I love these things :)
I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments, what is it?
1. Produce: Green seedless grapes
2. Bakery: Crusty Italian bread
3. Meat: Chicken
4. Frozen: Ice Cream
5. Dry goods: Pasta
Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?
1. My blanket. I can't sleep without it.
2. Clean undies.
3. T-Shirt.
If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 4 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
1. Click on Start, then go to Control Panel.
2. Fucking moron.
3. Hey babe, what's up wichyoo?
4. Will you fucking quit? I said STOP. I don't know if I took my happy pill today.
So, what 4 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?
1. Brush my teeth. I hate morning breath.
2. Take a shower. I like being clean.
3. Check my crafty web sites.
4. Take my happy pill.
You're driving down the road, and suddenly you're hit with this sense of road rage. What 3 factors probably contributed to it?
(I don't drive, so I'll just pretend)
1. People who don't use the free options that come with the car. Like the TURN SIGNALS and the BRAKE. They aren't just pretty little decorations on the fucking car, people!
2. People that are coming from the off ramp and decide they need to be in the far left turning lane to get fucking Tim Horton's nasty coffee, so they cut across 4 lanes of traffic.
3. Getting cut off by some idiot trying to weave around and get somewhere faster by driving like an idiot when really, they end up right the fuck in front of me or one whole car ahead of me after all their stunt driving. (I couldn't have said this one better)
Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?
1. Taking a nice long hot bubble bath.
2. Working on some type of craft.
3. Attempting to straighten out my crafting area in my house.
4. Sleeping
5. Playing Tomb Raider or Sims.
We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
1. Sea lions.
2. Polar Bears
3. Monkeys.
You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick 4, so what are you going to see?
1. HOUSE.
2. Lost.
3. CSI.
4. Sara Connor Chronicles.
You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?
1. Kahlua Almond Espresso.
2. Strawberry.
3. Cake batter.
Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?
1. Dolphin key holder.
2. Happy Bunny skull & crossbones fat little notebook.
3. My qacking ducky keychain light.
4. Black nail polish
5. Altoids tin with Tums in it.
You are at a job fair, and asked in what areas you are interested in pursuing a career. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?
1. Forensics.
2. Mortician.
3. Astronomer.
4. Photographer.
If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?
1. Keep your mouth shut. Trust me.
2. Find happiness, be more sociable. And find a different date to your senior prom.
3. Your sophomore crush is probably gay, don't even bother wasting your time.
4. Work harder in your studies, you are going to regret your choice of college.
I tag:
Anonymous Boxer
Moi
Kate
Polt
I won't be offended if ya decide not to do this. I just think they happen to be fun :)
Sunday, January 6, 2008
TAG!! I'm it!!
Here's how it works:
Link to the person that tagged you, post the rules on your blog. Share 7 random and/or weird facts about yourself on your blog.
Tag 7 random people at the end of your post and include links to their blogs. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.
7 Random or Weird facts about me:
1.I won't eat leftover Chinese take-out. The rice gets all dried out and makes me think of maggots. Eggrolls are evil the next day too. The grease gets all hard and nasty.
2.I used to listen to rap music when it was still a relatively new thing. I even made a mix tape. Now I know better and listen to metal.
3.My very first concert was the Jackson 5 tour. My best friend's father was in a line of work that allowed him to get tickets for dirt cheap. It was held at a stadium and they looked so tiny.
4.My first metal concert was Anthrax and Ozzy. I had floor seats, 11th row. At the time, I didn't know who Anthrax was, but was amazed that they were running around wearing an Indian headdress.
5.I've been noticing and appreciating more of the lovely female shapes around me lately. My wife Dollie and mistress Red are both more into girls, but they are with guys right now. Dollie says her Daddio is her "fluke" because he's the first guy to bring her to orgasm. Red says pretty much the same thing about her Bland Man.
6.For as loud and as obnoxious I can be, I am really very conservative. My own mother even calls me a stick in the mud.
7.I don't know if I mentioned this before, but I have this OCD thing about peeling things. I really dig it when a big huge piece comes off clean. I peel sticks of their bark, sunburns, nail polish, tape on any surface, stickers on any surface, wallpaper, you name it I'll peel it off. One of my current house projects is scraping the friggin' stucco crap off my hallway walls. They put that shit in the hallway, and the attic room.
I tag Bunny, Kate, She, Everybody's favorite Troll, Vixen, Raven, and Valyna.
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Tag! I'm it!!
Amorous Rocker tagged me (that little vixen!)
*What side of the heart do you draw first?
The right side.
*Can you dive without plugging your nose?
No. I can't swim very well. I know what I need to do to swim, I'm just not coordinated enough to get it all together and do anything more than sink.
*What color is your phone?
My home phone is gunmetal grey. My cell is silver and light blue.
*Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
Johnny Depp, so I can enjoy some
*Where are you right now?
At work.
*How do you feel about carrots?
I like them. I just prefer them shredded in salad or cooked in soup, just not out of a can. EW
*How many chairs at the dining room table?
There is a table in my dining room, but we don't dine there. My DNA sponsor uses it for his computer, so 1 chair there.
*Who is the best Spice Girl?
I'd have to say none of them, I didn't like their "music". Although those pics Posh and Becks did for W magazine were pretty hot (even if she is too skinny)
*Do you know what time it is?
8:07 am.
*What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
Alone - scream, text people to come rescue me if I had signal. Then freak out and think about that stupid "Worst Scenario" game that T used to play and get on the floor on my stomach in case the elevator dropped.
Not Alone - Quietly freak out in the corner, text people to come rescue me.
With M - give the security guards a really good show (work elevators are video taped)
*What's your favorite kind of gum?
I don't chew gum anymore, but it used to be Grape Bubblicious, then Ice Breakers.
*T or F: All is fair in love and war?
False, sometimes the end doesn't justify the means. (I'm keeping AR's answer, who kept WO's answer)
*Do you use words that you don't know the meaning to?
No. Why look like an idiot that's trying to be smart?
*Do you like to sleep?
Yes, I love sleep. I can't get enough of it.
*Do you know which US states don't use Daylight Savings?
I do now, thanks to AR. :D Arizona and Hawaii.
*Do you know the song Sugar We're Goin' Down?
Nope. Cuz it's not a Godsmack song.
*Do you want a bright yellow '06 mustang?
Nope. Any car that I am going to drive is going to be black or silver. Definitely not Candy Apple Red. I HATE that particular shade. I also HATE 4 door Chevy Cavaliers.
*What's something you've always wanted?
A pet monkey
*Do you wear a lot of black?
Yup, mostly at work. (I was going to blog about that too!)
*Describe your hair.
Short (barely touches my shoulders), wavy, in desperate need of a cut and stupid brown. Blah.
*Are you an adult?
Only by age.
*Who is/are your best friends?
The ones who are there for me whenever I need them.
*Do you have a tan?
Yup.
*Are you a television addict?
Not anymore. I was when I was a kid. I just don't have time to watch TV anymore, and starting in September I will be missing House, NCIS and CSI because of classes. (AR - keep me filled in on House, OK?)
*Do you enjoy spending time with your mom?
Not lately.
*Are you a sugar freak?
I used to be, but my sweet tooth has calmed down quite a bit in the past few years.
*What is your favorite movie?
The Fifth Element, Bubble Boy (Jake Gyllenhaal)
*What's your sign?
Leo RAWR!!
*Where do you wish you were right now?
Salem, Massachusetts.
*Who did you copy this from?
Amorous Rocker
*How do you know them?
The blogosphere.
*Would you have sex with them?
That's a bit difficult to accomplish
*What brand of shirt are you wearing?
Um.. Target brand? Sometimes black button-up shirts are hard to find, so I have to get them where I can find them.
*Have you ever smoked anything?
Yep.
I have to tag 3 people. I pick Bunny, Artful Sub and Jon. (don't hate me okay?) Now you have to do it! :p I also tag anyone else who wants to do it too. Just leave a comment so I can come and read your answers. :p