Tuesday, April 29, 2008

TMI Tuesday #132

1. Early bird or night owl?
Normally I am a night owl. Only when I was working full time at my previous job was I an early bird.

2. Where was the first place you ever had sex?
My friend Z's parents owned a corner store. I had sex in the bathroom of the store. And it was casual sex, just for the hell of it, just to see if it was "all that".

3. On a scale of 1-10, how happy are you? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest)
I give it an 8. Overall, I am happy with my life. There are a few things I would change (as in the DNA sponsor staying with us).

4. Are you more submissive or dominant?
I think it depends on the situation. I like to think of myself as more dominant in certain areas of my life, but then when I really think about it I seem to be submissive (again with the DNA sponsor sitch). Sexually, I would only be submissive for the right person.

5. Do you believe in love at first sight?
I used to believe in it. Now I know better. Nothing bad happened, but I think it's more like Lust at first sight. You have to get to know a person before you can actually say you love them.

Bonus (as in optional): Describe your bed time habits. What side do you sleep on? What do you usual wear? Any night time rituals?
I sleep on the left side of the bed. And I have to face the wall. I usually wear just a tshirt or tank top. I really don't have any night time rituals, except for the usual brushing of teeth and removing of socks. I can't stand to have anything on my feet when I sleep cuz they get too hot. My feet are my body's thermostat.

Monday, April 28, 2008

Friday, April 25, 2008

Come fly away with me

X Rated

1. Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
Pretty much anytime is good for me. However, my favorite is absolutely in the middle of the night, much like Valyna's answer. Hell, half the time all he has to do is look at me, and I'm ready to go.

2. Better Sex Music - Sade or Marvin Gaye?
Who picked these? I don't listen to either one, but if I really have to pick one I guess I'd pick Marvin Gaye. Not that I could really tell a difference, cuz doesn't Sade sound like a man too?

3. Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Videos?
Start with pics, then move on to videos. I like to let my mind make the movie for me, and then move on to a grand finale with the vids.

4. Fabulous Sex With: Dr. Doug Ross or Dr. Greg House?
House, without any hesitation. Make sure he has the cane with him.

5. Vibrator or Dildo?
Vibrator. I just love the buzz I get from it :)

6. Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
At first, I was very shy about having the lights on. Now that I want them on, he wants them off. I can't win.

7. Word Preference: Pussy or Cunt?
Pussy. I use the word cunt to degrade particular people.

8. Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
I love being spanked during sex. M likes to slap my bottom whenever he can, but sometimes he gets me in just the right spot and it hurts.

9. More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane?
I'd have to say more exciting in an elevator, because more people have a chance to interrupt (or join if you're funky enough). I love to fly, but I'm not a member of the Mile High Club.

10. Ron Jeremy or Peter North?
Are we talking about Ron Jeremy currently? If so - EW. Maybe if it were the 1980's RJ, with a shaved chest.

11. Word Preference? Cock or dick?
The word cock feels weird in my mouth (not an actual cock though). I prefer saying dick.

12. Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jameson?
Have you seen Jenna lately? EW. I'd pick Linda.

13. Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
::sigh:: I can't get either. But I'd pick rope.

14. Give Rim Job or Receive Anal Sex?
Definitely receive anal, but I gotta be notified first. Don't try to sneak it in.

15. Get Rich Stripping in a Skanky Bar or Get Rich as a Call Girl for Celebs?
I'll get rich with Celebs, thank you very much. Even if the celeb is someone I don't like, at least I get the money and the chance to say "Yeah, I did him/her"

16. Which Threesome - Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
I've never done (and likely never will), but I like the thought of B/G/G. I even know who I'd be with

17. Flavored Oil or Tingling Oil?
OOO!! Flavored! I like strawberry, and raspberry.

18. Pearl Necklace or Swallow?
Swallow. I think the pearl necklace looks tacky (HAHAHA get it?? Tacky!?)

19. Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex With a Stranger?
I'd have sex while someone else watched. Sex with a stranger would only happen if my other choice was sex with an Ex.

20. Tied to the Bed or to a St Andrew’s Cross?
See #13 for the answer. I'll pick either one, but the cross seems interesting

The Rules:
1. You must include this link, Sex Talk - Sex Advice for Men

2. You must answer every question! If you don’t have a good answer, you are strongly encouraged to make up something good; we like to be entertained.
3. You must tag three people.


Hmm... I tag............. YOU
and You
and You over there in the corner! Yes, you! Come on, don't be shy.

Friday Feast #188

Appetizer
Name something you would categorize as weird.
Bestiality.

Soup
What color was the last piece of food you ate?
Light brown. It was an apple fritter from Tim Horton's

Salad
On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being highest, how much do you enjoy being alone?
Most days, I give it a 10. I am my mother's only child (as I'm reminded often by the DNA sponsor) and I got used to playing alone, and going places alone. There are times when I like to be around other people.

Main Course
Fill in the blank: I will _absolutely_ vote for _Troll_ in _the haiku contests, now and forever_.

Dessert
Describe your sleeping habits.
I am a night owl, even though work requires me to be up early. When I was working full time, I was an early bird (most of the time). Now that I've returned to part time work and full time classes, I want to stay up all night long.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

TMI #132 - LATE

1. Pancakes or waffles? With or without toppings?
Hmm. Tough choice. I love both equally. For toppings, I usually choose strawberries with whipped cream for pancakes and waffles. If there isn't any, then I just use syrup.

2. They say, "Way to a man's heart is through his stomach." What is the way to your heart?
Just be yourself. Don't ever lie to me. Act as if I am the only person on Earth when we are talking.

3. Have you ever gone to a topless/clothing optional beach? If yes, did you participate?
I've never been to a topless/clothing optional beach (at least not that I know of).

4. What song reminds you of a previous relationship (for good or bad)?
Schism by Tool. It doesn't really remind me of a previous relationship, but it changed the way I thought about M, his affair, and the aftermath.

5. When, where and with who was your best kiss ever?
I actually have 2. The first one with M, and the second with this one guy. I might have mentioned him here before, I'll have to go back and find the post.

Bonus (as in optional): Does anyone not currently in a relationship with you have pictures of you or your body part(s) that you would prefer that other people not see?
Only M has pics that I'd prefer no one else see.

Monday, April 21, 2008

Mute Monday - Poetry

Weekend Ketchup

Just a place holder for the moment. I want to get my Mute Monday up.


Dang, I totally forgot about posting the weekend.

Quick, short version:

Got into an argument with my mother about the DNA sponsor staying at my house. She likes to antagonize. She calls the house and leaves a message "Hi, I'm at S' house with M! Give us a call!" So I asked her not to do that and she pulled the Guilt Trip. Nice.

Slept over Aunt S' house with mom and Aunt M.
Went to buffet breakfast on Sunday, then went to the craft store.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Tagged!!

I've been tagged by the lovely Rocker. I'm a sucker for these things!

First, the rules:


1. Each blogger answers the questions about themselves.

2. Then tag five people. Make sure to let them know!


What I was doing 10 years ago?:

10 years ago I was working part-time at an office supply store while attending school full time, very close to
finishing my Associates Degree in Microcomputer Systems Management. (That's Information Technology)

Life was so much easier then, and much happier. The sad thing about it is that I don't really know how I've gotten so far away from that young happy girl. It's almost like she was a dream.

Five things on my to-do list today:

1. Attempt to pound out something that might resemble a research paper. Instructors gave me extra time, and I figure I better use it.

2. Finish a lamp that I want to make. I hope it's gonna be as cool as I first pictured it.

3. Get rid of this sinus/tension/migraine.

4. Do some more spring cleaning in my room.

5. Take a nap


Five Snacks I enjoy:

1. Fruit

2. Cheese and crackers.

3. Peanut butter and crackers.

4. Cheez-its.

5. ICE CREAM!


Five Things I would do if I were a billionaire:

1. Set aside trust funds and college tuition for the kiddles.

2. Build a custom computerized house, just not a weird one like on those movies where the house falls in love with the female human and goes berzerk.

3. Buy some land and build a cabin for the DNA sponsor; buy a double-wide for my mom.

4. Travel to every place I want to go.

5. Invest and save the rest.


Five of my bad habits:

1. I eat when I'm bored, and when I'm stressed.

2. Swear too much.

3. Start things that I don't finish

4. Procrastinate.

5. Even though I take happy pills, I still have a slight tendency to lose my patience too quickly.


Five places I have lived:

1. My parents house

2. My first apartment

3. My first apartment with M

4. My second apartment with M

5. The house I bought with M


Five jobs I’ve had:

1. Papergirl.

2. Cashier.

3. Truck stop waitress.

4. Deli Clerk.

5. Tech Support.


What I’d like to be doing in 25 years:

I'm not telling you how old I'm gonna be in 25 years. I hope to be a successful Computer Forensics Technician. It's either that, or have my own successful crafty business. I like to make things. I also hope to live on a farm, with chickens and horses, and have all my grandbabies running around my country kitchen waiting for cookies. :)

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Weekend Ketchup - Updated!!

Friday

I colored my hair! It's not purple, cuz I don't think the police station where I hope to do my internship would appreciate it. I was up til about 1:30 totally NOT working on my papers, all of which are past due.

Edit: Old hair color: (not the best shot of the back of my head...)
Plain. Brown. Boring.



Saturday

I went to class and took my final. Edit: I really didn't like the class. It was a bit boring and not really worth having on a Saturday. The class, like all other classes held at this college, started out with quite a few people. Refund checks arrived and then there was a dramatic drop in attendance. I think I must be the only one that goes to class on a regular basis. Nerd!!

Went to lunch with my aunts. Edit: Aunt M came in from out of town. She's the middle child. My DNA Sponsor is the oldest and Aunt S is the youngest. My grandmother passed away almost 4 years ago. Being around the fam has been a ton o' fun.

NOT.

When Grams passed, the fam found out about Gramps' friend, SideAction. They were friends for about 15 years. YEARS. I don't even know if anyone knew. I had a feeling when Gramps went in for surgery, and she was there. Anywho, they were both very quick to rid the house of Grams stuff. Didn't even think to ask anyone if anyone wanted any of her things. Just started tossin' things as if they couldn't be rid of her quickly enough.

Aunt S inherited the house and then moved her things in shortly after. She put a lot of money into the house cuz Gramps never finished it. He left things half done. She had the kitchen de-molded and painted, the house sided, the basement waterproofed, a new living room window and door installed, and a front porch put in. That's a lot of work.

So why do Gramps and SideAction decide that they need to go into the house, after they've been living at SideAction's house? So now Aunt S had to change the locks. Gramps and S haven't spoken for maybe 3 months. So I brought reinforcements with me to run interference. (M and the kiddles). Luckily, we went to a buffet for lunch so we weren't all at one table feeling awkward.

A few hours later, I went to Dollie's house for a sex toy party. She made some damn good food. Cheeseburger buns, cream cheese rollups with salsa, floating island punch, chicken wing dip, taco dip and this bacon pull apart bread (not so good).

M and I have this unspoken agreement about money. This saves time and arguements about who spends what. We usually discuss how much is being spent on particular items. Especially big ticket items. Toys aren't really big ticket items, but since our tax returns are getting close to being nearly spent I thought I'd ask if I had a limit. I know, I know. I should know the status of my bank account. He's been doing more of his part by actually paying bills (a rarity)

You're still there?
Yeah, I'm still here.
Is that Cuzzin in the background?
No, she never called me back. Did you get my text? I just wanted to know if I had a limit.
Yeah, I got it. Whatever. I gotta go. I'll talk to you later.
Oh. Okay...

I was extremely upset by that and started crying. Something has been going on with him lately. I'm not quite sure what, and I know that he'll say that things are fine. He doesn't do well with confrontation. And like many other men, he won't admit when there is a problem.

So, I made myself feel better by spending $75 AND getting my hair cut. Miss JJ is wonderful, I love my new look!

Edit: New color and cut! Intense Auburn!!




Sunday

Family went to dinner at M's aunt's house because Baby Girl is going to be "sweet 16" this week. (run for your lives!!!)

(I'm going to expand on this more later, got a paper to finish while I'm working... shhhhhh don't tell my boss! Screw the paper.)

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

TMI Tuesday #131

1. Did you have to pay or did you get money back?
We got money back. We have a great accountant, and we save our receipts.

2. What was your biggest financial mistake?
My biggest mistake was using that credit card I got while I was a student. The biggest financial mistake that M and I made together was buying our property from our previous landlord and allowing him to hold a second mortgage. However, when we refinanced we bought him out.

3. Are you a screamer?
Not really. I can get loud, but I don't scream.

4. What part of your body, other than your genitals, do you love to have touched? What part of a partner's body, other than their genitals, do you love to touch?
Hell, I get goosebumps anytime he touches me. My neck, my arm, or my shoulders. Sometimes he just has to look at me and I get goosebumps. I love touching his shoulders and his legs (no hair!).

5. What [edit: 12:30] commercial catch phrase best describes your life?
Dirty mouth? Clean it up!

Bonus (as in optional): What was the last thing you took without permission? What was the last thing taken from you without your permission?

I try not to take things without permission. However, Baby Girl likes to take my jewelry without permission.
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