Friday, May 30, 2008

Overrated Friday: McGraw-Hill

http://www.ticketnews.com/Soul-2-Soul-Faith-Hill-Says-Hands-Off-My-Man8127


There was something about them on the radio the day (5-19-08) that I created this. I can't remember what it was...

Not fair Not fair NOT FAIR

Ozzfest.


Thursday, May 29, 2008

Birthday Wishes to Vamp!!

Birthday Myspace Glitter Graphics

What day is it?!

Okay, my days are off. I know today is Thursday, but it feels like Wednesday to me. So I'm playing Ketchup for the past few days.


TMI Tuesday #136

1. What lines have you used to let someone down gently.
I just tell the truth. "Sorry, but I'm not interested in you."

2. If I gave you $10K to waste, what would you buy.
I'd buy a Playstation PSP and 3, and I'd get a tattoo. I don't really make expensive, outlandish purchases. I make a lot of little, dollar store ones.

3. If I gave you $10K, but you had to spend it all on someone else, what would you buy. I'd pay for part of my cousin's medical bills. She has Lupus and I'm very worried about her.

4. If your partner brought a double dildo to bed, you'd be __wondering when did he bring that into the house__?

5. What sounds to you make during sex.
I've caught myself growling sometimes. Then I break into giggles. I'm mostly quiet because there is always someone in the house.

Bonus (as in optional):
Tell your worst break up story.
That would be the Loser I took to my Senior Prom.

I met him through a "cousin". (I say that because her father was a very close friend of my mother's family.) He was her uncle, but was a few months younger than both of us. When she introduced us, it was puppy love at first sight. We were both bonkers over each other. It was like that for a few years.

He was in a car accident that almost killed him. He lived in the next major city, but I had no way to get there to see him. I called him everyday. I knew he missed his prom, so I asked him to go to mine. Shortly before prom, he moved to the same city, but just on the other side Cousin told me to be mindful, because he had been "around the block". I had a feeling that was the case, but had no worries. I was actually stupid enough to think that sex with him was going to be a wonderful experience for me.

I was left wondering what was the big fuckin' deal about sex. Soon after, he decided that "we lived too far apart to keep seeing each other, but we can still be friends". I could understand that if he still lived in the next major city. So I told him to go fuck himself, because he obviously did a better job of it and that if he ever called me again, they'd have to search the river for his body


**** I just remembered why I'm off! I was up late on Monday and had a few drinks. I woke up at noon on Tuesday. It's extremely rare for me to sleep that late!


Wednesday Weirdness #5

On the following questions, use a scale of 0 (being the worst) to 10 (being the best) to rate the things the questions ask about. Also explain why you gave yourself the rating you did. If you cannot use a scale to rate or do not want to, just explain without the numeric rating.


1.) How would you rate your own personal hygiene?
9. I like being clean. My hair is short enough that I can wash it every other day. If I do something that gets my head really sweaty, then I wash it everyday.

2.) How would you rate your ability to keep a secret?
15. If you tell me something that you want kept secret to the grave, I'm your girl. Trust is very important to me. The only time I would ever break that trust is if the results would hurt someone

3.) How would you rate your cooking skills?
6. I'm not trying to be a French chef or anything. I like to cook, but mostly simple recipes. Only when I'm throwing a kick-ass party do I turn out the fancy recipes.

4.) How would you rate your level of laziness?
7. I really do hate cleaning house. I do it, but I'd rather someone else doing it.

5.) How would you rate your level of insecurity?
15. I have low self esteem.


And now for the exciting stuff!

9AM, Wednesday.
RiInG!! RiInG!!

(Damnit. I'm watchin' Clean House. Who the fuck is callin' this early?!)

Hello?
Hi, Kiki? It's Mrs Pesa.
Oh, hey Mrs. What's up?
Is Mr Pesa there?

No. I haven't seen him. I know they went out last night, but I wasn't home when they left.
Is M home?
Yeah, he's sleeping. He got home at 5 AM.
Can you wake him up and ask if he knows where Mr is?

(This can't be good. This is why I hate it when M and Mr get together. Nothing good ever comes of it and M always drinks too much. WTF.)

M! Wake up! It's Mrs. She wants to know where you left Mr.
::sleepily:: I left him at Red's house.

(Great. I hate this type of shit. I just want to watch my show.)

M says he's at Red's house. Did you call there?
Yeah. Red said he wasn't there. I've called the house, and his cell is turned off.
I just got home from the store, but I didn't see Mr's car out there.
He didn't take the car. I gave him a ride because I didn't want him drinking and driving.
Oh. Do you think he'd walk home?
He better be on his way. I was ready to call you last night to go for a ride to make sure they weren't up to any funny business.
I would have been up for a ride. (Sorry chicky, but I trust my man. No need to check on him.)
Can you do me a favor, just go knock on Red's door and see if Mr is there? Red might have been half asleep when I talked to him. If Mr is there, could you have him call me?
Sure. (I don't want to, but you could be right. Red could have been half asleep and might not know that Mr is there.)


::wandering over to Red's house::

::Knock knock::

Who is it?! I'm in bed!
It's Kiki. Is Mr here?
He's downstairs at Dyke's!


::Knock knock::

Hi Kiki.
Hi. Is Mr here?
Yeah, he's crashed out on the couch.
Can you have him call his wife when he gets up? She called my house looking for him.
Sure.

I go about my day, drinking Monster and Jolt. Mrs calls back around 11 AM. I tell her what happened at Red's and that Mr was downstairs at Dyke's house.
I'm going to take an early lunch.

M finally gets up to find me vacuuming, something I haven't done personally in about a year. I stopped to move a few things, and had turned off the vacuum. I look out my front window and see Mrs yelling at Dyke.

Even DNA sponsor came in the house. Mrs is a petite woman, but everyone was scared of today! We could see her yelling at Mr in the car. Then he got out of the car and she was still yelling. ...M came home! M came home!...

It's sad that she had to do that.



Then I came across this:
Baby for sale on Craigslist

Monday, May 26, 2008

Memorial Day

I don't think I have any one personally to thank or remember on this day, so this goes out to all the men and women that were/are in the armed services. DNA Sponsor is a Vietnam Vet. 'Nuff said there.

I don't know why, but I have been tearing up and getting all emotional any time they show soldiers on TV. There's a commercial where they are in an airport and all the civilians start applauding the troops. I lost it and was bawling my ass off.



Mute Monday - Courage

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I bought a chicken!! (I forgot to mention that it came last week)

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=5633355


My mother loved it! I also gave her a ton of rooster stuff for Mother's Day.


Thursday, May 22, 2008

Wednesday Weirdness #4

The Perv Edition.

1. What is the worst part about going down on the opposite sex?
Having a cold and not being able to breathe right.

2. What is something you want more of in your current relationship? (Or if you're not in one, something you wanted more of in your previous relationship.)
More sex. More communication.

3. What is something you want less of in your current relationship?
(Or if you're not in one, something you wanted more of in your previous relationship.)
Less misunderstandings, less stress.

4. Have you ever had a sex dream that involved a cartoon or fictional character in it?
Not that I can recall.

5. Have you ever fantasized about a significant other's parent?
EW. No.

6. Where is the most public place you've ever masturbated?
At my old job.

7a. GIRLS: If a guy expressed his desire to wear a pair of your panties, what would your reaction be?
"Umm.... Okay.........."


7b. GUYS: If a girl expressed her desire for you to wear a pair of her panties, what would your reaction be?

8. How much is "too much" when it comes to Public Displays of Affection?
It depends on the place. If they are in a public park where there are children, I think it's too much when they are practically having sex. Kissing is okay. Grabbing tits is not. Holding hands is okay. Drooling on Nether-regions is not.

If they are in a bar, by all means have at each other. We're all adults and want to watch!

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

TMI Tuesday #135

1. How many credit cards do you own? Are they paid off?
If you think about it, no one really owns a credit card. It's more like the credit card owns you. I used to have one major credit card and a ton of store cards. We entered into credit counseling, and most of them are paid off now. No more credit cards for me! If I don't have cash in the bank or on my person, I don't buy it.

2. Can you be in love with someone you don't trust?
I say it's not possible. You'd drive yourself nuts trying to keep track of what that person is doing. Why put yourself through all that?

3. Should prostitution be legal?
If it were, it might actually be more regulated. Pros would have to go through STD testing, take safe sex classes, self defense classes and they could even have to be certified.

4. On a scale of 1-10, how good of a lover do you think you are? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest)
I hate having to give myself a rating. My first impulse is always to go lower. I give myself a 4.

5. What are three mistakes someone could make on the first date with you that would automatically make you turn down a second date with them?
Having bad breath.
Constantly talking about his mother.
Assuming that we are going to have sex.

Bonus (as in optional): Tell us about your worst date ever.
When I was in high school, I had a huge crush on this guy at work. We went for a ride after work one night, and we were all over each other. He didn't take me to his house for sex, but instead he found a quiet little spot - not even in a park or anything. There were rumors that he had a girlfriend, and that they were engaged. Thankfully, before we had sex I brought that up and he admitted it was true. So much for that.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Weekend Ketchup

Friday
Dollie's grandpa passed away Wednesday morning, and the wake was tonight. I can't go to the funeral tomorrow because I have class and other things. He was a Master Mason, and their little memorial to him was beautiful.

Saturday

Went to class, then home. I was supposed to go to Whiney's house because she just got this apartment after being in all kinds of shelters/counseling centers. Unfortunately, she had a funeral to attend and we put it off.

Went to Aunt S' house for a little picnic. For once, it didn't rain.


Sunday
I'm an idiot. I'm surprised I've been married so long. I woke up at 11, then ran downstairs because I heard M and the kiddles talking about bagels. I thought he was sending them to the store, and I had a RedBox video that was way overdue.

M says "It's been taken care of. Go back to bed. Go on, shoo." Well, once I am up out of bed with the need to relieve myself, that's it. I am up for the day.

Played a few songs on Guitar Hero with the kids. Mom shows up and M starts going on about how we need to go grocery shopping. I guess I made a face because he immediately said "I'll do it. You can stay home."

I went. He walked fast, ahead of me, not saying one word to me. I got upset, walked slower to see if he would notice. He did, but I didn't notice that he didn't notice. Because I am an idiot.

Mute Monday - Different Strokes






Funny Picture By www.forfun.us

Friday, May 16, 2008

Underrated Friday: Computer stuff

In my line of work, I get to talk to a LOT of people. And most of them are self-admitted computer dummies. So my Underrated topic for today is Basic Kindergarten-style Computer Knowledge.

It's really frustrating when you ask someone to right-click and they left click. How can these people get away with owning a computer, but not knowing even the most basic knowledge? Knowledge like the difference between left and right mouse buttons. Like knowing that the Enter key is ON THE KEYBOARD.

Is it too much to ask that these people take some type of computers for dummies class? They really need to know that Yes, they can turn on the computer while they are on the phone!! "My computer's slow cuz I got dialup" That has nothing to do with it!!!!!!!

The other underrated computer item is (and I never thought I'd say this) the Macintosh OS. I would say there is a very small percentage of Mac calls that require troubleshooting. I might actually convert...

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Wednesday Stuff

Truth or Dare Answer:

What is one thing you want your lover to do? It can be something a) he/she won't do b) hasn't ever done or c) used to do but hasn't in a while. And yes, we're talking about sex here, not doing the dishes or mowing the grass.. or doing the dishes and/or mowing the grass as foreplay... you get the idea.

I want him to be more adventurous in bed. I don't mind "vanilla", but once in a while I'd like to try a new flavor.


Wednesday Weirdness #3

1.) I get angriest at work when a co-worker __half-asses when he is troubleshooting with a customer__. Sometimes, that makes me just want to __break his face__. Instead, I tend to __do a better job of troubleshooting than he did, and actually fix the problem__.

2.) (Hypothetical scenario.) I was walking through the supermarket one day and saw an __apple__. I realized that instead of eating it, a better use for it would be __a shrunken apple head for a doll__.

3.) Three things that relax me more than anything are __bus rides__ , __a nice shoulder massage__ and __working in my craft area__ .

4.) My favorite two things to do with my hands are __grab M's body parts__ and __craft something__ . My two least favorite things to do with my hands are __dishes__ and __fold laundry__.

5.) I always dreamed about owning a __car__ or a __horse__ but never have had the money to pay for either of them.

6.) If I were starving and needed to buy something to eat, I would sell __my bike__, __my antique brass table__ and __my jewelry__ at a Pawn Shop to get cash to buy food.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

TMI Tuesday #134

1. Is there a TV show you HAVE to watch? If so, what is it?
There is one TV show that I just Have to watch. It's what M calls the modern version of Gilligan's Island - Lost. It's one of my favorite shows.

2. What is you favorite drink if you are going to drink more than one?
I have many favorite drinks, and I always have more than one. My new favorite is the Whiskey Sour.

3. How long do you carry guilt around with you?
I try not to carry guilt around with me. It can get very heavy at times. I try not to do things that make me feel guilty, and if it happens then I try to deal with it right away.

4. Where is or would be your number one romantic get away spot?
Currently, it is anywhere that the DNA sponsor is NOT. Normally, it would probably be someplace not too fancy.

5. Have you ever seen a counselor?
Yes. When I was getting my first degree, I thought I had to be SuperWoman. Be a good wife, mother, keep the house clean, work part time, write papers, cook dinner, do the laundry, grocery shopping, have sex, feed the cat, be a friend. It drove me nuts, and I had to learn that it's okay not to be perfect. There are times when I still have to remind myself of that.

I've also been to marriage counseling. The Doctor was great. He had us do a very quick yet effective exercise that helped us learn how to listen and acknowledge each other's concerns. We had to sit in chairs that were facing away from each other. Sit with our eyes closed and just listen. Then after one spoke, the other relayed back what was said in their own words to show that what was said was understood. He even gave us homework.

Bonus (as in optional): Last summer the Archives of Sexual Behavior the 237 reasons people have sex and the Top 50 Reasons Men and Women Have Sex. What are your top 5 reasons?
It feels good.
I wanted to achieve an orgasm.
I was sexually aroused and wanted the release.
I was horny.
It’s fun.

Monday, May 12, 2008

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