Half Nekkid Wishes

After a hard day of defending Sparta, I just want to come home and see your beautiful face after I take a swim.

I'd like to bend you over

ready for love....

Mmmmm.....



I've been waiting for you



yeah, that's the spot...



You wore me out!



nothing like a smoke after sex...

TMI Tuesday #120

1. Would you stay in a relationship with an physically unfaithful partner?
I already have. I never thought I would choose to stay with a person that had been physically unfaithful. Of course, it was easy for me to say such a thing because I had never been in that type of situation. Until it happened to me. I feel that I handled it extremely well considering my anger issues. I didn't completely take the blame, nor did I place it all on M or the SkankWhore. I made sure that we all shared the blame equally.

2. Would you stay in a relationship with an emotionally unfaithful partner?
I think the emotional infidelity hurts me more because M never really owned up to it. I asked him if he loved the SkankWhore, and his response was "I feel differently about her than I feel about you." Okay, to me that says "Yes, I love her". Why? Because he was probably trying to keep me from exploding in anger.

3. On a scale of 1-10, how important is the recognition of birthdays to you (your's, a friend's, a partner's)?
I give my own birthday a 3 or 4. For everyone else, it is an 8 or 9. Of course it all depends on how the birthday person feels about having said birthday. Even if they tell me not to get them anything or do anything, I usually put together a little something. Everyone should get at least a little special surprise on their birthday.

4. When you have a "toe-curling" orgasm, do your does curl up, or down?
Um... they curl in towards the sole of my foot. As if I were making a fist with my toes. I think the toes curling up only happens when someone drops a house on you and you are wearing red and white striped socks with ruby slippers.

5. Every one has a pet peeve, tell me one of yours.
Just one, huh? Okay. I really hate it when people want to ask me something and they say "Question." That is NOT a question. It is a Statement.

Bonus (as in optional):
Name someone famous who you have no sexual interest in but would have sex with just to brag about it?
Isn't that what famous people are for - sexual interest? Jeez, just take all the fun out of it. LOL. I guess I'd do Joaquin Phoenix

for NYAC

Cuz you have that rockin' shoe pic on yer sidebar! GODS! I love those shoes!!!

Mute Monday - Collection ***Slightly NSFW***

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Happy Anniversary to Me!!

YAY!

I'm 4!!

Friday Feast 177

Appetizer
How many times per day do you usually laugh?
It depends on what kind of day I am having. I usually try to laugh at least once a day.



Soup
What do your sunglasses look like?
I don't wear any.


Salad
You win a free trip to anywhere on your continent, but you have to travel by train. Where do you go?
I'd like to go to New Orleans, cuz Hawaii is an island and trains would have a hard time underwater.


Main Course
Name one thing you consider a great quality about living in your town/city.
Um... we live near a natural wonder of the world.


Dessert
If the sky could be another color, what color do you think would look best?
Lavender or Lilac

Wet Wednesday #52

1. is pregnancy sex a turn-on for you? why or why not?
It's been a long time since I've had pregnancy sex. I can't quite remember if it was a turn-on or not. It must have been - see my next answer!

2. if you've been pregnant, did your sex drive increase or decrease? if you're male, has your partner's drive changed when they're pregnant?
With the Boy, it increased immensely. I can remember making M stay home from work many times. Not so much with Baby Girl.

3. most doctors advise waiting six weeks before having intercourse (i barely lasted four with my second). did you take their advice?
I think I took that advice after both of the kiddles were born. I ignored the heavy lifting part after the Boy was born. We needed food and I went grocery shopping. While in the store, a snow storm hit and it was going to take over an hour for a cab to come get me and my food. So I did the only thing I could. I dragged the shopping cart about 1 mile in the snow 3 days after giving birth to the Boy.

TMI Tuesday #119

1. What was your favorite book as a kid?
I had quite a few favorites, like Charlotte's Web and the Little House on the Prairie series. I was still am a bookworm.

2. If you were stranded on that proverbial desert island (again!), what book or books (up to 5) would you want to have with you?
I'd definitely have a "naughty" book with me.
I'd have a book on how to build a good sturdy raft or boat to get me off the island.
In case my boat sinks:
I'd also take a survival guide of some sort.
I'd have a recipe book for coconuts and other tropical foods.
I'd take a big puzzle book and draw the puzzles in the sand.

3. What was the first "naughty" book you read and in what way was it naughty?
I don't know the name of the book, but it was a book of erotic stories I found in my mother's room.

4. If you were to publish your autobiography today, what would be the title?
"What a whacked out chick."

5. Would you rather look at nude pictures/pornography or read erotic fiction and why?
I prefer erotic stories over nudes or porn because I like to use my own imagination. Also, it's the "Barbie Syndrome" where I know my body doesn't measure up to those lovelies and probably never will.

Bonus (as in optional):
Do you know the whereabouts today of the first person with whom you had sex?
Luckily I do not.

Mute Monday - Elements

Well, we're out of cake!

Recently, I have spent time with my friends. Not all that big of a deal, right?

Grrrrrrherhehahaha!
WRONG.

Apparently, it bothers M when I spend more than a few hours with my friends. More specifically, the whole day. I've spent the night at Dollie's house once in the summer and again in December. I went out with Bubbles for her birthday, after coming to school. He recently told my mother that he thinks I don't want to spend time with him.

Fuck the what? It's not like I go out every weekend or any chance I get. I live a pretty boring life. I go to work, I go to school and most other times I stay home. I don't mind that he goes to hang out with his friends. I think he drinks too much, depending on who he has been near.

Last night, he went to his sister's house with his brother that is visiting from out of state. He came home at 1AM, without his coat stinkin' ass drunk and could barely walk straight because he was so drunk and because he somehow fell on his ass, possibly breaking his tailbone.

Edited to add: He fell out of his friend CS' truck. He said his foot got caught on the seatbelt when he was getting out. I didn't know that CS was going to be around. That explains why he drank too much. I should be glad that he got home before 5 AM.

He better realize that he can't have his cake and eat it too. Mother fucker.

Digital rAge

Okay, I know that not everyone is computer literate. But dammit if you know that you are computer illiterate, make an effort to learn about computers before you turn the damn thing on.

I know that I chose to work with computers (and unfortunately, people), but it really gets on my last nerve when they don't know where the Start button is located.

And don't tell me you don't think I know what I am doing if you wont fucking listen to what I am telling you to do. If you think I don't know what I am doing, then why did you fucking call?

Dammit. Do some fucking PC maintenance. Christ on a cracker.



(sorry, just had to vent...)

Friday Feast 176

Appetizer
What is your favorite beverage?
I like to drink lots of things, like Dr Pepper, hot green tea, Lipton Diet Green Tea with citrus, water, coffee, and triple venti extra caramel Caramel Macchiatto from Starbucks

Soup
Name 3 things that are on your computer desk at home or work.
Nail polish, an empty Tim Horton's cup and candy wrappers

Salad
On a scale of 1-10 (with 10 being highest), how honest do you think you are?
9. I really do hate to lie.

Main Course
If you could change the name of one city in the world, what would you rename it and why?
I'd change Paris to Lumière because of Paris Hilton. Why have the name of such a beautiful city soiled by that brat?

Dessert
What stresses you out? What calms you down?
LOL A lot of things stress me out. Change stresses me out. Stupid people stress me out.

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order. --Brian Pickrell

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. --Frank Zappa

Everything is idiot-proof. Until you give it to an idiot. --Unknown

How do I calm down? I make something (either by cooking or crafting something)

Who knew?

I never knew I was that much of a slut. LOL Take the test yourself and find your sluttiness!!

Hotlanta ink Test Results: 407
401 to 500 You are definitely a kinky player.

Whoa mama!

I know I am a bit late on this. Normally I don't speak out about certain things going on in the world. But I can't let this one slide.

Is it me, or does America seem to be going ga-ga over this pregnant 16-year old. HELLO!! Did everyone forget that even though teen pregnancy is at a historic low, the US still has the highest rate of teen pregnancy in the developed world. Why do we care if she is pregnant? Because her sister is America's trailer trash sweetheart?

TMI Tuesday #118

1. If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?
I used to want to live in the Brady house. Most times I feel like I live in the Connor house.

2. If you had a clone, what would you make it do so you could have free time?
I'd make it go to work and clean my house.

3. Who was your best friend when you were 8? When you were 13?
I didn't have many friends growing up. My best friends when I was 13 are still my best friends today, and it's been many years since I've been 13.

4. If you could travel anywhere, where would it be & why?
I'd like to travel the world and see the architectural marvels. Like the Egyptian and Mayan Pyramids, and the Eiffel Tower, the Sistine Chapel and the Statue of Liberty.

5. Would you hate loosing your sight or hearing most?
I'd hate to lose my sight more. I like to see the grass growing, and the blue sky with fluffy cotton candy clouds. I think I can put up with not hearing the kiddles fight.

Bonus (as in optional): Nature or nurture?
I suppose a bit of both. But can you truly have Nature without Nurture?

Bored, bored, bored...

I'm in a class right now, and I already know half the stuff that is going to be taught. A librarian teaches the class because of the research component. Citing your sources, APA format and all that great shit. I can tell that I am going to be bored out of my skull for the next 16 weeks.

There is a proficiency for this class but when I looked at the topics to be covered, it might as well have been written for someone getting a doctorate instead of an associates. I've taken a proficiency at this college before for "college math". There was shit on that test that I'd never heard of. Of course, I was bored out of my skull that semester. It doesn't help when the instructor seemingly talks down to us.

This is only one of two bullshit classes that I need to take to get my Associates in Criminal Justice. Stop me if you already know this, (ha! You can't!!) but this is not my first degree from this particular college at which I was formerly employed. Most of the bullshit transferred from the first degree, which is great because I hate writing research papers.

The only good thing I can actually think of having to take this class is that I get to see Hottie-Boom-ba-Lottie. He was in one of my classes last semester, and sat next to me. Never spoke a word to me. Until last Wednesday. He saw me sitting over to the side of the class, and came over to talk. Dam if I wasn't married twice and had a mistress, I'd eat him up!! Former Marine baby! Yeah!

Mute Monday - Dixie

(dixie county)

(click the pic!)