TMI Ketchup

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1. Have you ever had a sexual experience with the opposite sex?
Wait a second... I think you mean the same sex. I have'nt. But I think I'd like to.

2. When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention?
It's been a while since I've had to get anyone's attention. The last time, I just made sure I always dressed nice, wore makeup, did my hair, smelled nice, and made sure I was available whenever he needed anything.

3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer?
It's not anything that M and I have done, but I think I'd prefer to dominate.

4. Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome?
I have not. I probably wont, either unless I can convince Red.

5. When was the last time you had sex?
Hell, I don't remember. I'm so deprived.

6. Sex on the first date...good or bad?
Bad. Unless you are looking for a one nighter.

7. Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn ons?
At this point, anything is a turn on.

8. What attributes attract you to a potential partner.
The ability to have an intelligent conversation. Playful, with a sense of humor and the ability to laugh at oneself. A great deal of patience, to use when dealing with my mood swings/temper tantrums. Eyes that light up when they see you. A dimpled smile that could melt the polar ice caps. An ass that makes me want to grab a handful.



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1. Have you ever sent or recieved a sext message?
I've sent one to M. I didn't get much of a response.

2. Have you ever made or recieved a booty call?
Never had the opportunity to follow through with the booty call.

3. Have you ever added or edited a word/entry to Wikipedia or Urban Dictionary or any other online reference?
Nope.

4. At what age did you have your first consensual sexual experience?
17.

5. What has been the greatest age difference between you a consensual sexual partner?
It might have been 4 or 5 years. I'm not sure how old he was, but I know he was older.

Bonus (as in optional): Why do you blog?
I blog because it helps me to analyze things, to work things out, and generally just to vent. Whenever I have a problem, I need to write things down.



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1. Ever Googled a date, a potential date or an ex?
Yes, with results.

2. Do you gossip?
I try not to gossip. I'm complain about a person, but if I hear something that could be potentially bad, I keep it to myself.

3. How many people do you completely trust?
Not very many. I'd have to say I trust 3 people wtih my deepest, darkest secrets.

4. Have you ever had sex in car?
Nope, and never will.

5. What is your best flirting technique: innuendo, telling a dirty joke, talking about sex life, or physical contact?
It's been a while, but I have to say innuendo.

Bonus (as in optional): How many times is the most you have ever had sex in a 24 hour period?
The most times in one day was 6. We had to be careful because I was pregnant. :)



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1. Don't tell us what it is, but do you have a sexual secret you have never told anyone?
2. Do you have a nonsexual secret you have never told anyone?
Same answer for the first two questions. I have no secrets that I've never told anyone. Certain people know, others do not.

3. Did you ever tell someone a secret only to have them spill it? What were the repercussions?
Yes, I told a former friend a secret that she spilled. The result was a HUGE mess that really fucked me over mentally. I haven't really talked to her since.

4. Did you ever spill a secret someone told you? What were the repercussions?
I think it got back and I lost the friendship. That was the last time I spilled.

5. Tell us a secret someone told you, however along ago, that you've never told. (You can disguise name or details)
Secrets are called such for a reason. If someone trusted me enough to tell me and keep it, I can't tell you about it, now can I?



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1. Are you pro-marriage? Why or why not?
I'm not for it or against it. Marriage isn't for everyone. I'm against getting married because there are kids. That's like "I'm good enough to fuck, but not good enough to be asked to marry you out of love. You're asking because you think it's the 'right' thing to do."

2. Have you ever invented or thought you invented a sexual position?
No. I guess I'm not that adventurous

3. Do you like to be tied up? Always or sometimes?
Sometimes I do.

4. Do you consider online cybering adultery?
This is a touchy subject. My friend Cupcake says that even having a crush on another guy while married/in a relationship is cheating because you're not fully committed to your SO. If it stays strictly online, then I would not consider it cheating. If it goes up close and personal, then I have a problem with it.

5. Do you prefer masturbation over real sex?
Sometimes he's too eager to get some, and I'm not always ready.

6. Do you want sex more times a day than your partner?
It's equal between us. We each have our moments where it's GOTTA BE RIGHT NOW! YES! OH YEAH!

7. Do you get offended when you partner openly flirts with others or are you okay with it?
I am not okay with him openly flirting. I hate it. I shouldn't be surprised by it at this stage.

8. Do you think you're flirty by nature?
No. I'm like ultra conservative.


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1. Is there a sexual act/position/practice that you were sure in advance you would hate (or never try) and then discovered to your surprise you loved?
Yes, I was terrified of anal sex. Until I tried it.

2. Is there a sexual act/position/practice that proved a lot less interesting in practice than you thought it would be beforehand?
Due to our height differences, 69 is a bit difficult and therefore not as satisfying.

3. How do you let your significant other know you're in the mood? How do you let a new person in your life know?
Currently, I have to hit Hub in the head with a frying pan... Not literally, but it seems like he doesn't get hints. Like when I'm wearing something silky and sexy to bed. I'd just ask a new person if they wanted to have sex.

4. How does your significant other let you know he/she is in the mood?

5. Is there one that got away - a sexual opportunity you didn't realise was one at the time, or weren't ready for and regret missing ever since?



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1. What do find is the most exciting part of a new sexual encounter?
2. Do you have "a most exciting part of a sexual encounter" with a usual partner?
3. How open and honest are you about your life with someone you just met?
4. How open and honest are you about your life with someone you work with?
5. How open and honest are you about your life with a casual acquaintance who lives in your neighborhood (or the parent a your child's friend or...)?

Bonus (as in optional): Define a "normal" as in "normal relationship" or "normal sex life".



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1. What is your favorite charity? Do you you give your time or just money to that charity?
2. Describe your bed. What side do you sleep on?
3. How important is a partners kissing ability?
4. Have you ever "taken advantage" of a person under the influence of alcohol? Have you ever been "taken advantage" of while under the influence of alcohol?
5. Ever tried to replay the famous scene from From Here to Eternity? How was it?

Bonus (as in optional): What kind of birth control do you use?



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1. What do you think is the un-sexiest part of the body?
2. Toilet paper: over, under, or what the hell are you talking about?
3. Have you ever called in sick to stay in bed with a sexual partner?
4. Did your parents have a "birds & bees" talk with you? Id so, at what age?
5. What is one thing a someone could do to you to rock your world?

Bonus (as in optional):What does sex mean to you?



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1. When you sleep with someone, how much or how little contact do you like to have?
2. What do you think there is a appropriate amount of time for a divorce parent to date before introducing the kids to the "new" "special" person in their life?
3. Which ONE do you wish you had more of in bed... romance, experimentation or foreplay?
4. What do you thinks makes a kiss great?
5. Describe your sex life in two words.

Bonus (as in optional): Do you remember a time when you were having sex that you smile or even laugh about now? Do tell....



From this point forward, I have no idea what # TMI they all are... Just roll with it.


1. What was the last movie you saw in a theater?
Inkheart. Not romantic and we saw it with the kiddos, lol. But it was good. :)

2. What is your favorite movie theater snack?
The popcorn, with butter flavor. Cherry coke. Sour Patch Kids.

3. Have you ever snuck in ‘outside’ food into a theater?
Like you haven't... Who wants to pay $3.50 for a box of Goobers, when you can run to the dollar store and get 3 boxes for the price of 1?!

4. Have you ever made out in a theater?
::sigh:: No, I haven't made out in a theater.

5. What is the ‘farthest’ you have gone in a theater?
Go back to question 4.

Bonus (as in optional): What is one of your favorite movie sex scene?
All of them. LOL I'm so deprived right now, even a kissing scene sends shivers down my spine.

1. Have you ever dated/married purely for money?
I'm not lucky enough to know anyone wtih a lot of money. So I've never dated/married for money.

2. What is your type?
Now that I think about it, most of the guys I've wanted are Italian. Ernie was Italian. I think that I might have had a strong chance of being with him if I weren't married. He's intelligent, a great listener, playful, strong, sweet, thoughtful, caring, sexy...

3. What is the best sex game you have ever played?
The time we played Truth or Dare with his best friend and wife.

4. Have you ever given or received an orgasm from a person whose last name you did not know?
Nope

5. Have you ever masturbated in front of a sexual partner?
Yes, but it's awkward for me. You'd think I'd be over that after 17 years.

Bonus (as in optional):At what age do you think men and women reach their sexual peak? Do you think you have hit yours yet?
I think everyone is different. I don't think I've hit mine yet, and if I have it was short-lived.

1. On a scale of 1-10, how satisfied are you with your sex life?
Right now, -10. There is one other issue that is beyond our control, and it SUCKS rocks.

2. If someone shoves you up against a wall while kissing you, your reaction is?
Grab some ass and hang on for a wild ride!

3. What is the most romantic thing anyone has ever done or said to you?
When Hub proposed, he said the jeweler broke the ring while trying to set the stone. It was Mother's day or some other special occassion because we were on our way out to dinner. I told him that was alright, I could wait for the ring to be repaired.

Then just before our dinner was served, he got on one knee and brought out a ring box!

4. Where is the most unusual place you have ever had sex?
My friend's parents owned a corner store. I had sex in the bathroom.

5. How do you liked to be kissed?
If I'm ready to go I like hard, passionate, take-your-breath-away kisses.

Bonus (as in optional): Most embarrassing sexual moment?
At prom. Date and I were making out in the limo, and he had my skirt up too high. Someone opened the door and he jumped away, leaving me exposed. Dumbass.

‘Would you rather…’ edition (I threw something together over on the TMI site bc I think Prof Fate got lost ;)

1. Would you rather be stranded on an island alone or with someone you dislike/don’t get along with?
I'd rather be with someone I didn't like. At least that way, I'd have someone to talk to other than myself.

2. Would you rather accidentally walk in on your parents having sex or have them walk in on you?
EW! Neither. I've already walked in on the parents, so let's make that my answer. EW!

3. Would you rather be snapped by paparazzi during a nipple slip or while exiting a car with out any underwear?
Definitely nipple slip. No need to show all my goodies.

4. Would you rather not have sex for two years or not be able to use the Internet for two years?
I'd rather not have sex for two years. Oh, wait.. I think I've come close to that already.

5. Would you rather find true love or 1 million dollars?
True love.

Bonus (as in optional): If you had to choose *one* sexual position for the rest of your life, what would it be? Why?
Doggy style. All I ever get is Missionary. At least with Doggy Style, I don't have to worry about him seeing my face if I get bored. That, and it feels great. :D

1. What is the greatest age difference between you and a SO? Older or younger?
He's 3 years older

2. What is the greatest age difference between you and any sexual partner? Older or younger?
I think he was 4 or 5 years older.

3. Have you started your holiday shopping? Is it done?
Never start holiday shopping in time.

4. What are the chances there will be a “naughty” present under the tree this year (either from you or for you)?
None.

5. What is your favorite holiday song?
My absolute favorite is Nat King Cole's Christmas Song.

Bonus (as in optional):Do you have a preferred time of day to have sex? If so, why?
It isn't so much a preferred time of day, as it is a preferred state of wake/sleep. I love it when I'm halfway between waking and sleeping. Everything seems enhanced to me somehow.

1. Do you consider sexy underthings a present for you or your partner?
A present for both.

2. What are 3 characteristics of “your type”?
Intelligent. Patient. Italian.

2a. Have your best relationship(s) been with your type or when you have gone against it?
Well, I'm not with my type now so it's best when I go against my type. I like to think that there is only one person that is my type that would be absolutely FANTASTIC, and that's Ernie.

3. What is on your Santa list this year?
Money. So I can buy what I requested in the first place.

4. Generally speaking, who has historically had a higher libido, you or your partner(s)?
My partners. Maybe I haven't been done right LOL

5. The unsculptured female bush seems to have passed from fashion. What about men, do you think they need to trim and shave “down there”?
Yes, men should groom themselves. There's no way I'm taking a closer look at anything if it's covered in hair.

Bonus (as in optional):What are a few of your favorite things (both sexual and non-sexual)?
Favorite sexual things: SEX
Fave non-sexual thing: holding hands while walking around

1. What are your turn-ons?
A great sense of humor. Abs.

2. What are your turn-offs?
Cockiness.

3. Not counting your turn-ons, what’s the best trait a person can have?
Being able to make everyone feel important, even in a room full of people.

4. Not counting your turn-offs, what’s the worst trait a person can have?
Being self-centered, acting as if no one else matters.

5. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
Having to repeat myself a million fucking times.

Bonus (as in optional):Describe your best and worst experience.
Experience doing what?

1. What is your favorite Thanksgiving food?
Cranberry nut bread. I can't get enough of it.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Duran Duran

3. You seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
I'd probably go to the craft store or the dollar store.

4. What is your favorite curse word?
FUCK

5. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
I'd make sure my mother never met my father. Yes, I know that doing so would wipe me out of existence. But I'd still be born, I'd just be different. And my name would probably be Cheyenne.

Bonus (as in optional):You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be?
I'd be invisible. Cuz then I could walk around naked all day, and no one would know!