1. Have you ever had angry sex?
Yes, once.
2. Pity sex?
Nope
3. "Oh well, I might as well" sex?
Yes, my first time was "I might as well". I had to know what all the excitement was about. It seemed like everyone but me had been having sex. I wasn't impressed.
4. One-of-you-knew-it-was-goodbye-and-the-other-didn't sex?
Yes. I was the one that didn't know.
5. Don't-remember-having-it sex?
I don't remember :D
6. Regret-it-afterward sex?
Yes. It was so horrible, I'm not even sure it could be considered sex. (see my bonus answer)
7. Can't-remember-his/her-name sex?
Nope.
8. Never-knew-his/her-name sex?
Nope. I'm too much of a prude for that type of sex.
Bonus: What was the worst single sexual experience of your life?
That would be the one time I had sex with D. I had a slight crush on him, and he was always trying to charm me. He convinced me to take a walk with him, and we wound up behind a school. We were making out like crazy, and he started fingering me (which was great). Apparently, only his fingers were nice and long, because his dick sure wasn't. It was so small. I was already in a half-squat because I was slightly taller than him, but it didn't really make a difference because he kept slipping out. I was so pissed.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Monday, April 27, 2009
Wedding, Fatties, and Book Club
Wedding
It doesn't seem as if it's been a month since Dollie's wedding. The hall she rented was about 5 miles north of East Jah-hunga. The owner of the place was a real bitch. She kept going on and on about traditional weddings, and what other people always do. Dollie and her Leprechaun are by no means traditional. Her wedding colors were red, white and black. Her bouquet had black roses.
The song she chose for the processional was "As the Cold Rain Falls" by Tiger Army. Her choice for the recessional was the Munsters theme song. Like I said, totally NOT traditional. All Dollie's choices really irked Hall Owner for some reason. All of us wanted to smack her and tell her to shut the hell up.
The rehearsal was on Thursday March 26. Friday the 27th was set aside for a day of rest and relaxation. Dollie got a hotel room, that included use of the spa (YES!) and a pool. That spa was sooo nice and hot! I wish I was sitting in it right now.
Even though our state doesn't allow for smoking indoors in public places, this room was a smoking-allowed room. The smokers loved it. They don't smoke inside their own houses, so that was a real treat for them. Unfortunately, when I did smoke I smoked inside. (bad Kiki! someone spank me! :D )
The wedding turned out beautifully, and we all looked great.
They are so happy. I tried so hard not to be jealous, because she got to marry her best friend. Hub said he wasn't attending the wedding because it was a dry wedding. Both Dollie and Lep are recovering addicts, so no booze for them at any shin-dig they throw.
I sent Hub a pic that I took with my camera phone, and said "this is me, missing you" because I hadn't seen him since the Wednesday before the wedding. His response - OIC. FUCK. Why do I let this kind of shit happen to me? I must be masochistic.
Fatties
I joined Weight Watchers the Wednesday before the wedding. Even with all the food I ate, I actually lost 3.8 pounds! Not bad for my first weigh-in. Week 3 was just under half that. Week 4 was even worse! Like the lady said, "Down is down." My total for 4 weeks is 5.6 pounds.
I've gotten myself back on track this past week. Baby Girl did a walk-a-thon yesterday for Kids Escaping Drugs. I did my own little walk-a-thon. I can't tell you where just yet, it would ruin next week's Mute Monday. I will say that I walked for a total of about 4 hours all together. Her walk was only 1 hour. :D
Book Club
Not really a book club, but it seems like it. "Members" include Dollie, me, Red, Sweetie, and KDog. All the members of the wedding party! We were all reading the Twilight series, even though I said I'd never read it. Curiosity got the better of me. I had to know why every pre-teen, teen, and their mothers were obsessing over this series.
What made it hard for us all to discuss elements of each book was the fact that not all of us were on the same book. Now, we're all finished. And we've all moved on to different books, without discussing anything further of Twilight.
It doesn't seem as if it's been a month since Dollie's wedding. The hall she rented was about 5 miles north of East Jah-hunga. The owner of the place was a real bitch. She kept going on and on about traditional weddings, and what other people always do. Dollie and her Leprechaun are by no means traditional. Her wedding colors were red, white and black. Her bouquet had black roses.
The song she chose for the processional was "As the Cold Rain Falls" by Tiger Army. Her choice for the recessional was the Munsters theme song. Like I said, totally NOT traditional. All Dollie's choices really irked Hall Owner for some reason. All of us wanted to smack her and tell her to shut the hell up.
The rehearsal was on Thursday March 26. Friday the 27th was set aside for a day of rest and relaxation. Dollie got a hotel room, that included use of the spa (YES!) and a pool. That spa was sooo nice and hot! I wish I was sitting in it right now.
Even though our state doesn't allow for smoking indoors in public places, this room was a smoking-allowed room. The smokers loved it. They don't smoke inside their own houses, so that was a real treat for them. Unfortunately, when I did smoke I smoked inside. (bad Kiki! someone spank me! :D )
The wedding turned out beautifully, and we all looked great.
They are so happy. I tried so hard not to be jealous, because she got to marry her best friend. Hub said he wasn't attending the wedding because it was a dry wedding. Both Dollie and Lep are recovering addicts, so no booze for them at any shin-dig they throw.
I sent Hub a pic that I took with my camera phone, and said "this is me, missing you" because I hadn't seen him since the Wednesday before the wedding. His response - OIC. FUCK. Why do I let this kind of shit happen to me? I must be masochistic.
Fatties
I joined Weight Watchers the Wednesday before the wedding. Even with all the food I ate, I actually lost 3.8 pounds! Not bad for my first weigh-in. Week 3 was just under half that. Week 4 was even worse! Like the lady said, "Down is down." My total for 4 weeks is 5.6 pounds.
I've gotten myself back on track this past week. Baby Girl did a walk-a-thon yesterday for Kids Escaping Drugs. I did my own little walk-a-thon. I can't tell you where just yet, it would ruin next week's Mute Monday. I will say that I walked for a total of about 4 hours all together. Her walk was only 1 hour. :D
Book Club
Not really a book club, but it seems like it. "Members" include Dollie, me, Red, Sweetie, and KDog. All the members of the wedding party! We were all reading the Twilight series, even though I said I'd never read it. Curiosity got the better of me. I had to know why every pre-teen, teen, and their mothers were obsessing over this series.
What made it hard for us all to discuss elements of each book was the fact that not all of us were on the same book. Now, we're all finished. And we've all moved on to different books, without discussing anything further of Twilight.
Friday, April 24, 2009
Friday 5 - Annoyance
1. What’s the most annoying sound in the world?
Right now, it is the sound of the phone ringing.
2. Which of other people’s mannerisms do you find very annoying?
I really can't stand it when people scuff their feet when they walk. One woman at my previous job did this constantly. She used to be rather large, and I think she wore the shoes she had before her weight-loss surgery. Scuffing feet drives me batshit.
3. What do you do that really annoys others?
Once I get really aggravated, if things aren't going the way I think they should I storm off to brood. Fuck the world.
4. In what way has your own behavior recently caused you annoyance?
Once I storm off to brood, I sometimes have to apologize.
5. Who’s the most annoying person you know?
My DNA Sponsor. We call him Captain Obvious. He says he's the smartest person he knows. Aside from me and my family, he's the ONLY person he knows. He never goes out, he farts, burps, and just fucking annoys me.
Right now, it is the sound of the phone ringing.
2. Which of other people’s mannerisms do you find very annoying?
I really can't stand it when people scuff their feet when they walk. One woman at my previous job did this constantly. She used to be rather large, and I think she wore the shoes she had before her weight-loss surgery. Scuffing feet drives me batshit.
3. What do you do that really annoys others?
Once I get really aggravated, if things aren't going the way I think they should I storm off to brood. Fuck the world.
4. In what way has your own behavior recently caused you annoyance?
Once I storm off to brood, I sometimes have to apologize.
5. Who’s the most annoying person you know?
My DNA Sponsor. We call him Captain Obvious. He says he's the smartest person he knows. Aside from me and my family, he's the ONLY person he knows. He never goes out, he farts, burps, and just fucking annoys me.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Late Weird Wednesday
I hate it when my days are "off".
Wednesday Weirdness #52
Questions By: Amorous Rocker
1.) What items (if any) do you get embarrassed to purchase?
Feminine Hygiene products. I don't know why.
2.) What sexual position do you and your partner/significant other use most?
Vanilla Missionary.
3.) Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off or do you slip them on and off?
It depends how lazy I feel. Most times I untie them, because I hate having to untie them to put them on and I hate trying to shove my foot in the shoe.
4.) What is the last thing you broke by accident?
The bed frame. We weren't even doing anything. I had just made the bed, and he laid down. I sat down on the edge,probably obviously too hard and the supports under the boxspring broke right in half.
5.) If you had to lose one of your body parts what would it be and why?
I think I could stand to lose a leg. I do too much with my hands, they assist me in my line of work. I also like to craft, and it would be a bit difficult to knit with my toes.
6.) How do you feel about anal sex?
LOVE IT.
7.) If you could have the ability to solve problems quickly and easily or the ability to know without doubt every time a person told a lie, which ability would you want and why?
Ooo, tough choice. I hate worrying about a person telling a lie. It causes me stress, and self-doubt. However, if I knew they were telling a lie, then I'd only worry about the best course of action. Still stressed. I think I'd have to choose the ability to solve problems. Solve the problem, no more stress. Yeah, I can live with that.
Wednesday Weirdness #52
Questions By: Amorous Rocker
1.) What items (if any) do you get embarrassed to purchase?
Feminine Hygiene products. I don't know why.
2.) What sexual position do you and your partner/significant other use most?
Vanilla Missionary.
3.) Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off or do you slip them on and off?
It depends how lazy I feel. Most times I untie them, because I hate having to untie them to put them on and I hate trying to shove my foot in the shoe.
4.) What is the last thing you broke by accident?
The bed frame. We weren't even doing anything. I had just made the bed, and he laid down. I sat down on the edge,
5.) If you had to lose one of your body parts what would it be and why?
I think I could stand to lose a leg. I do too much with my hands, they assist me in my line of work. I also like to craft, and it would be a bit difficult to knit with my toes.
6.) How do you feel about anal sex?
LOVE IT.
7.) If you could have the ability to solve problems quickly and easily or the ability to know without doubt every time a person told a lie, which ability would you want and why?
Ooo, tough choice. I hate worrying about a person telling a lie. It causes me stress, and self-doubt. However, if I knew they were telling a lie, then I'd only worry about the best course of action. Still stressed. I think I'd have to choose the ability to solve problems. Solve the problem, no more stress. Yeah, I can live with that.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
TMI Tuesday #183
1. Marriage and children aside, what has been your greatest accomplishment in life?
I'd have to say my greatest accomplishment is that I haven't killed Husband.
2. Aside from healthy and happy children, what is your greatest ambition for the future?
To be able to find a job where I am happy. (Anyone have a lead on anything that applies to IT and Criminal Justice?)
3. If we were to enter your real name in a search engine, what would we find?
A Wikipedia entry about a countess. Cool!
4. Who is the most famous person you ever met (not just in the same room as, but actually spoke with)?
No one. Damn, how sad is that?
5. Parents aside, who is your biggest hero?
I don't consider my parents heroes. Once upon a time, many, many moons ago I might have considered my mother to be a hero. But, not anymore. I'd have to say my friends Dollie, and Red.
6. Someone once worked out the sexual version of Six Degrees of Separation - Celebrity A slept with B, who slept with C, who slept with D, making as sort of connection between A and D. Are you connected to anyone famous through six or fewer bonks?
I'm not connected to anyone famous.
I'd have to say my greatest accomplishment is that I haven't killed Husband.
2. Aside from healthy and happy children, what is your greatest ambition for the future?
To be able to find a job where I am happy. (Anyone have a lead on anything that applies to IT and Criminal Justice?)
3. If we were to enter your real name in a search engine, what would we find?
A Wikipedia entry about a countess. Cool!
4. Who is the most famous person you ever met (not just in the same room as, but actually spoke with)?
No one. Damn, how sad is that?
5. Parents aside, who is your biggest hero?
I don't consider my parents heroes. Once upon a time, many, many moons ago I might have considered my mother to be a hero. But, not anymore. I'd have to say my friends Dollie, and Red.
6. Someone once worked out the sexual version of Six Degrees of Separation - Celebrity A slept with B, who slept with C, who slept with D, making as sort of connection between A and D. Are you connected to anyone famous through six or fewer bonks?
I'm not connected to anyone famous.
Monday, April 20, 2009
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Weird Wednesday #51
Story Time Edition
Theme by: Pink Vodka Bubbles
1.) Tell us how you picked the blog nickname that you write under. (IE: I am Pink Vodka Bubbles) Were you considering using a different pseudonym or was the one you wound up with your first pick?
Kiki is the Hawaiian version of my nickname. I started this blog under a different name, one where I vented my frustrations and thoughts about Hub's indiscretinos. I then decided that I needed to find a way to help me break free of the bonds of conservative prudishness. No such luck. I finally settled with this version of the blog because I don't always feel like I know myself anymore. Lately, I feel I should start calling myself Sex Starved Kitten.
2.) Tell us about your worst oral sex experience.
I'm not really big on oral sex. Hub seems to like to give, but I could live without it. Maybe he isn't doing it right. I've tried to show him what/how to make it enjoyable for me. He gives no indication that he's enjoying it when I give, so I'm at a loss even after 17 years.
3.) Tell us about the most fun night you've had in the last two months time.
The most fun would be the night before Dollie's wedding, spent at the hotel with Red, Dollie, Cutie Pie, and JJ. Just a bunch of girls, swimming, in the hot tub, eating pizza and just relaxing.
4.) If you were in a restaurant sitting down ready to order and you saw something that grossed you out enough to make you get up right then and leave without ever ordering, tell us about what you saw to make you react that way.
Maggots or roaches.
5.) Tell us about your favorite childhood toy.
I actually still have them. One is a teddy bear given to me by a neighbor, and the other is a 2 foot tall Raggedy Ann doll that my mother made for me.
6.) Tell us about the weirdest sexual proposition you've ever been faced with.
That would have to be during high school. Now I've never thought of myself as a sexual being, nor a pretty girl. I'm not grotesque either. I guess I'm just average, in so many ways that I don't want to get into right now.
Getting on with the story, there were a bunch of guys in high school that felt the need to torture me psychologically. One day, in shop class, JB was in charge of the tool room. He dragged a desk in there, and when I needed to sign out a hammer, he said "Come on, Kiki. Join me in here." and he started to dry hump the desk.
As I reached over the half door to unlock it, I said "Sure thing, sexy". He totally freaked. That was the last time he ever did or said anything of that nature again. :D
7.) Tell us about one of the not-so-good dates you and your current (or ex if you have no current) significant other have gone on.
There are two that stick out in my mind. One is our anniversary dinner a few years ago. I thought I blogged about it, but couldn't find it. He made me cry, and not for any good reason like a really nice piece of jewelry as a gift.
Let me tell you about the "romance" package I setup for Valentine's day 2002. It had occurred to me that around the time of indiscretions, I should probably put more effort into being a better wife/lover. I booked a room with a jacuzzi in a Downtown hotel. Took him to dinner at a local brew pub so that he could try different beers. We didn't talk much. On our way back to the hotel, we had to pass by the many bars on the local strip.
I have this thing about "sharing" the sidewalk, and having enough manners to move over when I see someone else walking on the same sidewalk. I was raised to move behind/in front of the people I am with because it's the polite thing to do. I sometimes forget that not everyone knows about the "single-file" thing. I just love it when I have to brace myself with my shoulder ready to knock some trifling bitch to the ground because she is too involved in herself to have some fucking manners. (WOW, no anger there huh?)
So I shouldered Barbie out of the way, because I didn't want to walk in the mud with my brand new boots. That must have ticked him off because I could hear him mumbling about it. That pissed me off. We finally made it back to the room, and settled down. Ok, I settled down.
Once it was time for bed, I put on the lingerie I bought. I tried to give oral, but I guess I wasn't doing it as well as his Skank Whore, because he stopped me and said I didn't have to do this. That hurt. Holy fuck, that really was a bad date.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
TMI Tuesday #182
I called off sick yesterday. I thought today was Monday. Now that I know it's Tuesday...
1. If you could describe your personality through a dance what would it be?
I'd have to say Mosh Pit. Sometimes I'm angry/grouchy/aggressive. Other times, I'm fun.
2. What about describing your sex life through a type of dance?
Mime. I know it's not a dance, but dance indicates some type of movement. There is no dance that has absolutely no moves whatsoever. Think of what a mime does. He pretends he's doing something. That's what my sex life is like right now.
3. What's one move on the dance floor sure to turn you on?
Since I can't dance well, any move could be considered a turn on for me. I love to watch the Tango, and any type of Latin dance. I love to watch Native American dancing at Powwows.
4. Is there a dancer you would love to be with? (Dancer can be used as loosely as you want!)
Patrick Swayze during the 80's. Even with the mullet.
5. What moves do you pull out to impress someone new?
I don't pull out any moves. Someone might get hurt...
1. If you could describe your personality through a dance what would it be?
I'd have to say Mosh Pit. Sometimes I'm angry/grouchy/aggressive. Other times, I'm fun.
2. What about describing your sex life through a type of dance?
Mime. I know it's not a dance, but dance indicates some type of movement. There is no dance that has absolutely no moves whatsoever. Think of what a mime does. He pretends he's doing something. That's what my sex life is like right now.
3. What's one move on the dance floor sure to turn you on?
Since I can't dance well, any move could be considered a turn on for me. I love to watch the Tango, and any type of Latin dance. I love to watch Native American dancing at Powwows.
4. Is there a dancer you would love to be with? (Dancer can be used as loosely as you want!)
Patrick Swayze during the 80's. Even with the mullet.
5. What moves do you pull out to impress someone new?
I don't pull out any moves. Someone might get hurt...
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Wednesday Weirdness
WW #50
Questions by: Aiden Church and Biz Brunette
1.) What condiment goes best with french fries?
Ketchup, hot sauce, and vinegar.
2.) What condiment do you feel best represents your personality?
Hot Sauce
3.) If the love of your life was a different religion from you, would you convert for them if they asked you to?
No. The love of my life would have to understand that my beliefs are different, and I can't change that for anyone but myself.
4.) What is your favorite thing to eat with peanut butter?
Crackers.
5.) If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No. I like surprises.
6.) If you could change your eye color to anything in the world you wanted, what would you change it to?
Violet
7.) Are you more often the partner in crime or the good conscience with your friends and family?
I'm the good conscience.
Questions by: Aiden Church and Biz Brunette
1.) What condiment goes best with french fries?
Ketchup, hot sauce, and vinegar.
2.) What condiment do you feel best represents your personality?
Hot Sauce
3.) If the love of your life was a different religion from you, would you convert for them if they asked you to?
No. The love of my life would have to understand that my beliefs are different, and I can't change that for anyone but myself.
4.) What is your favorite thing to eat with peanut butter?
Crackers.
5.) If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No. I like surprises.
6.) If you could change your eye color to anything in the world you wanted, what would you change it to?
Violet
7.) Are you more often the partner in crime or the good conscience with your friends and family?
I'm the good conscience.
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
TMI Ketchup
181
1. Have you ever had a sexual experience with the opposite sex?
Wait a second... I think you mean the same sex. I have'nt. But I think I'd like to.
2. When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention?
It's been a while since I've had to get anyone's attention. The last time, I just made sure I always dressed nice, wore makeup, did my hair, smelled nice, and made sure I was available whenever he needed anything.
3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer?
It's not anything that M and I have done, but I think I'd prefer to dominate.
4. Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome?
I have not. I probably wont, either unless I can convince Red.
5. When was the last time you had sex?
Hell, I don't remember. I'm so deprived.
6. Sex on the first date...good or bad?
Bad. Unless you are looking for a one nighter.
7. Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn ons?
At this point, anything is a turn on.
8. What attributes attract you to a potential partner.
The ability to have an intelligent conversation. Playful, with a sense of humor and the ability to laugh at oneself. A great deal of patience, to use when dealing with my mood swings/temper tantrums. Eyes that light up when they see you. A dimpled smile that could melt the polar ice caps. An ass that makes me want to grab a handful.
180
1. Have you ever sent or recieved a sext message?
I've sent one to M. I didn't get much of a response.
2. Have you ever made or recieved a booty call?
Never had the opportunity to follow through with the booty call.
3. Have you ever added or edited a word/entry to Wikipedia or Urban Dictionary or any other online reference?
Nope.
4. At what age did you have your first consensual sexual experience?
17.
5. What has been the greatest age difference between you a consensual sexual partner?
It might have been 4 or 5 years. I'm not sure how old he was, but I know he was older.
Bonus (as in optional): Why do you blog?
I blog because it helps me to analyze things, to work things out, and generally just to vent. Whenever I have a problem, I need to write things down.
179
1. Ever Googled a date, a potential date or an ex?
Yes, with results.
2. Do you gossip?
I try not to gossip. I'm complain about a person, but if I hear something that could be potentially bad, I keep it to myself.
3. How many people do you completely trust?
Not very many. I'd have to say I trust 3 people wtih my deepest, darkest secrets.
4. Have you ever had sex in car?
Nope, and never will.
5. What is your best flirting technique: innuendo, telling a dirty joke, talking about sex life, or physical contact?
It's been a while, but I have to say innuendo.
Bonus (as in optional): How many times is the most you have ever had sex in a 24 hour period?
The most times in one day was 6. We had to be careful because I was pregnant. :)
178
1. Don't tell us what it is, but do you have a sexual secret you have never told anyone?
2. Do you have a nonsexual secret you have never told anyone?
Same answer for the first two questions. I have no secrets that I've never told anyone. Certain people know, others do not.
3. Did you ever tell someone a secret only to have them spill it? What were the repercussions?
Yes, I told a former friend a secret that she spilled. The result was a HUGE mess that really fucked me over mentally. I haven't really talked to her since.
4. Did you ever spill a secret someone told you? What were the repercussions?
I think it got back and I lost the friendship. That was the last time I spilled.
5. Tell us a secret someone told you, however along ago, that you've never told. (You can disguise name or details)
Secrets are called such for a reason. If someone trusted me enough to tell me and keep it, I can't tell you about it, now can I?
177
1. Are you pro-marriage? Why or why not?
I'm not for it or against it. Marriage isn't for everyone. I'm against getting married because there are kids. That's like "I'm good enough to fuck, but not good enough to be asked to marry you out of love. You're asking because you think it's the 'right' thing to do."
2. Have you ever invented or thought you invented a sexual position?
No. I guess I'm not that adventurous
3. Do you like to be tied up? Always or sometimes?
Sometimes I do.
4. Do you consider online cybering adultery?
This is a touchy subject. My friend Cupcake says that even having a crush on another guy while married/in a relationship is cheating because you're not fully committed to your SO. If it stays strictly online, then I would not consider it cheating. If it goes up close and personal, then I have a problem with it.
5. Do you prefer masturbation over real sex?
Sometimes he's too eager to get some, and I'm not always ready.
6. Do you want sex more times a day than your partner?
It's equal between us. We each have our moments where it's GOTTA BE RIGHT NOW! YES! OH YEAH!
7. Do you get offended when you partner openly flirts with others or are you okay with it?
I am not okay with him openly flirting. I hate it. I shouldn't be surprised by it at this stage.
8. Do you think you're flirty by nature?
No. I'm like ultra conservative.
176
1. Is there a sexual act/position/practice that you were sure in advance you would hate (or never try) and then discovered to your surprise you loved?
Yes, I was terrified of anal sex. Until I tried it.
2. Is there a sexual act/position/practice that proved a lot less interesting in practice than you thought it would be beforehand?
Due to our height differences, 69 is a bit difficult and therefore not as satisfying.
3. How do you let your significant other know you're in the mood? How do you let a new person in your life know?
Currently, I have to hit Hub in the head with a frying pan... Not literally, but it seems like he doesn't get hints. Like when I'm wearing something silky and sexy to bed. I'd just ask a new person if they wanted to have sex.
4. How does your significant other let you know he/she is in the mood?
5. Is there one that got away - a sexual opportunity you didn't realise was one at the time, or weren't ready for and regret missing ever since?
175
1. What do find is the most exciting part of a new sexual encounter?
2. Do you have "a most exciting part of a sexual encounter" with a usual partner?
3. How open and honest are you about your life with someone you just met?
4. How open and honest are you about your life with someone you work with?
5. How open and honest are you about your life with a casual acquaintance who lives in your neighborhood (or the parent a your child's friend or...)?
Bonus (as in optional): Define a "normal" as in "normal relationship" or "normal sex life".
174
1. What is your favorite charity? Do you you give your time or just money to that charity?
2. Describe your bed. What side do you sleep on?
3. How important is a partners kissing ability?
4. Have you ever "taken advantage" of a person under the influence of alcohol? Have you ever been "taken advantage" of while under the influence of alcohol?
5. Ever tried to replay the famous scene from From Here to Eternity? How was it?
Bonus (as in optional): What kind of birth control do you use?
173
1. What do you think is the un-sexiest part of the body?
2. Toilet paper: over, under, or what the hell are you talking about?
3. Have you ever called in sick to stay in bed with a sexual partner?
4. Did your parents have a "birds & bees" talk with you? Id so, at what age?
5. What is one thing a someone could do to you to rock your world?
Bonus (as in optional):What does sex mean to you?
172
1. When you sleep with someone, how much or how little contact do you like to have?
2. What do you think there is a appropriate amount of time for a divorce parent to date before introducing the kids to the "new" "special" person in their life?
3. Which ONE do you wish you had more of in bed... romance, experimentation or foreplay?
4. What do you thinks makes a kiss great?
5. Describe your sex life in two words.
Bonus (as in optional): Do you remember a time when you were having sex that you smile or even laugh about now? Do tell....
From this point forward, I have no idea what # TMI they all are... Just roll with it.
1. What was the last movie you saw in a theater?
Inkheart. Not romantic and we saw it with the kiddos, lol. But it was good. :)
2. What is your favorite movie theater snack?
The popcorn, with butter flavor. Cherry coke. Sour Patch Kids.
4. Where is the most unusual place you have ever had sex?
My friend's parents owned a corner store. I had sex in the bathroom.
1. Have you ever had a sexual experience with the opposite sex?
Wait a second... I think you mean the same sex. I have'nt. But I think I'd like to.
2. When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention?
It's been a while since I've had to get anyone's attention. The last time, I just made sure I always dressed nice, wore makeup, did my hair, smelled nice, and made sure I was available whenever he needed anything.
3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer?
It's not anything that M and I have done, but I think I'd prefer to dominate.
4. Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome?
I have not. I probably wont, either unless I can convince Red.
5. When was the last time you had sex?
Hell, I don't remember. I'm so deprived.
6. Sex on the first date...good or bad?
Bad. Unless you are looking for a one nighter.
7. Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn ons?
At this point, anything is a turn on.
8. What attributes attract you to a potential partner.
The ability to have an intelligent conversation. Playful, with a sense of humor and the ability to laugh at oneself. A great deal of patience, to use when dealing with my mood swings/temper tantrums. Eyes that light up when they see you. A dimpled smile that could melt the polar ice caps. An ass that makes me want to grab a handful.
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1. Have you ever sent or recieved a sext message?
I've sent one to M. I didn't get much of a response.
2. Have you ever made or recieved a booty call?
Never had the opportunity to follow through with the booty call.
3. Have you ever added or edited a word/entry to Wikipedia or Urban Dictionary or any other online reference?
Nope.
4. At what age did you have your first consensual sexual experience?
17.
5. What has been the greatest age difference between you a consensual sexual partner?
It might have been 4 or 5 years. I'm not sure how old he was, but I know he was older.
Bonus (as in optional): Why do you blog?
I blog because it helps me to analyze things, to work things out, and generally just to vent. Whenever I have a problem, I need to write things down.
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1. Ever Googled a date, a potential date or an ex?
Yes, with results.
2. Do you gossip?
I try not to gossip. I'm complain about a person, but if I hear something that could be potentially bad, I keep it to myself.
3. How many people do you completely trust?
Not very many. I'd have to say I trust 3 people wtih my deepest, darkest secrets.
4. Have you ever had sex in car?
Nope, and never will.
5. What is your best flirting technique: innuendo, telling a dirty joke, talking about sex life, or physical contact?
It's been a while, but I have to say innuendo.
Bonus (as in optional): How many times is the most you have ever had sex in a 24 hour period?
The most times in one day was 6. We had to be careful because I was pregnant. :)
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1. Don't tell us what it is, but do you have a sexual secret you have never told anyone?
2. Do you have a nonsexual secret you have never told anyone?
Same answer for the first two questions. I have no secrets that I've never told anyone. Certain people know, others do not.
3. Did you ever tell someone a secret only to have them spill it? What were the repercussions?
Yes, I told a former friend a secret that she spilled. The result was a HUGE mess that really fucked me over mentally. I haven't really talked to her since.
4. Did you ever spill a secret someone told you? What were the repercussions?
I think it got back and I lost the friendship. That was the last time I spilled.
5. Tell us a secret someone told you, however along ago, that you've never told. (You can disguise name or details)
Secrets are called such for a reason. If someone trusted me enough to tell me and keep it, I can't tell you about it, now can I?
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1. Are you pro-marriage? Why or why not?
I'm not for it or against it. Marriage isn't for everyone. I'm against getting married because there are kids. That's like "I'm good enough to fuck, but not good enough to be asked to marry you out of love. You're asking because you think it's the 'right' thing to do."
2. Have you ever invented or thought you invented a sexual position?
No. I guess I'm not that adventurous
3. Do you like to be tied up? Always or sometimes?
Sometimes I do.
4. Do you consider online cybering adultery?
This is a touchy subject. My friend Cupcake says that even having a crush on another guy while married/in a relationship is cheating because you're not fully committed to your SO. If it stays strictly online, then I would not consider it cheating. If it goes up close and personal, then I have a problem with it.
5. Do you prefer masturbation over real sex?
Sometimes he's too eager to get some, and I'm not always ready.
6. Do you want sex more times a day than your partner?
It's equal between us. We each have our moments where it's GOTTA BE RIGHT NOW! YES! OH YEAH!
7. Do you get offended when you partner openly flirts with others or are you okay with it?
I am not okay with him openly flirting. I hate it. I shouldn't be surprised by it at this stage.
8. Do you think you're flirty by nature?
No. I'm like ultra conservative.
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1. Is there a sexual act/position/practice that you were sure in advance you would hate (or never try) and then discovered to your surprise you loved?
Yes, I was terrified of anal sex. Until I tried it.
2. Is there a sexual act/position/practice that proved a lot less interesting in practice than you thought it would be beforehand?
Due to our height differences, 69 is a bit difficult and therefore not as satisfying.
3. How do you let your significant other know you're in the mood? How do you let a new person in your life know?
Currently, I have to hit Hub in the head with a frying pan... Not literally, but it seems like he doesn't get hints. Like when I'm wearing something silky and sexy to bed. I'd just ask a new person if they wanted to have sex.
4. How does your significant other let you know he/she is in the mood?
5. Is there one that got away - a sexual opportunity you didn't realise was one at the time, or weren't ready for and regret missing ever since?
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1. What do find is the most exciting part of a new sexual encounter?
2. Do you have "a most exciting part of a sexual encounter" with a usual partner?
3. How open and honest are you about your life with someone you just met?
4. How open and honest are you about your life with someone you work with?
5. How open and honest are you about your life with a casual acquaintance who lives in your neighborhood (or the parent a your child's friend or...)?
Bonus (as in optional): Define a "normal" as in "normal relationship" or "normal sex life".
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1. What is your favorite charity? Do you you give your time or just money to that charity?
2. Describe your bed. What side do you sleep on?
3. How important is a partners kissing ability?
4. Have you ever "taken advantage" of a person under the influence of alcohol? Have you ever been "taken advantage" of while under the influence of alcohol?
5. Ever tried to replay the famous scene from From Here to Eternity? How was it?
Bonus (as in optional): What kind of birth control do you use?
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1. What do you think is the un-sexiest part of the body?
2. Toilet paper: over, under, or what the hell are you talking about?
3. Have you ever called in sick to stay in bed with a sexual partner?
4. Did your parents have a "birds & bees" talk with you? Id so, at what age?
5. What is one thing a someone could do to you to rock your world?
Bonus (as in optional):What does sex mean to you?
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1. When you sleep with someone, how much or how little contact do you like to have?
2. What do you think there is a appropriate amount of time for a divorce parent to date before introducing the kids to the "new" "special" person in their life?
3. Which ONE do you wish you had more of in bed... romance, experimentation or foreplay?
4. What do you thinks makes a kiss great?
5. Describe your sex life in two words.
Bonus (as in optional): Do you remember a time when you were having sex that you smile or even laugh about now? Do tell....
From this point forward, I have no idea what # TMI they all are... Just roll with it.
1. What was the last movie you saw in a theater?
Inkheart. Not romantic and we saw it with the kiddos, lol. But it was good. :)
2. What is your favorite movie theater snack?
The popcorn, with butter flavor. Cherry coke. Sour Patch Kids.
3. Have you ever snuck in ‘outside’ food into a theater?
Like you haven't... Who wants to pay $3.50 for a box of Goobers, when you can run to the dollar store and get 3 boxes for the price of 1?!
4. Have you ever made out in a theater?
::sigh:: No, I haven't made out in a theater.
5. What is the ‘farthest’ you have gone in a theater?
Go back to question 4.
Bonus (as in optional): What is one of your favorite movie sex scene?
All of them. LOL I'm so deprived right now, even a kissing scene sends shivers down my spine.
1. Have you ever dated/married purely for money?
I'm not lucky enough to know anyone wtih a lot of money. So I've never dated/married for money.
2. What is your type?
Now that I think about it, most of the guys I've wanted are Italian. Ernie was Italian. I think that I might have had a strong chance of being with him if I weren't married. He's intelligent, a great listener, playful, strong, sweet, thoughtful, caring, sexy...
3. What is the best sex game you have ever played?
The time we played Truth or Dare with his best friend and wife.
4. Have you ever given or received an orgasm from a person whose last name you did not know?
Nope
5. Have you ever masturbated in front of a sexual partner?
Yes, but it's awkward for me. You'd think I'd be over that after 17 years.
Bonus (as in optional):At what age do you think men and women reach their sexual peak? Do you think you have hit yours yet?
I think everyone is different. I don't think I've hit mine yet, and if I have it was short-lived.
1. On a scale of 1-10, how satisfied are you with your sex life?
Right now, -10. There is one other issue that is beyond our control, and it SUCKS rocks.
2. If someone shoves you up against a wall while kissing you, your reaction is?
Grab some ass and hang on for a wild ride!
3. What is the most romantic thing anyone has ever done or said to you?
When Hub proposed, he said the jeweler broke the ring while trying to set the stone. It was Mother's day or some other special occassion because we were on our way out to dinner. I told him that was alright, I could wait for the ring to be repaired.
Then just before our dinner was served, he got on one knee and brought out a ring box!
4. Where is the most unusual place you have ever had sex?
My friend's parents owned a corner store. I had sex in the bathroom.
5. How do you liked to be kissed?
If I'm ready to go I like hard, passionate, take-your-breath-away kisses.
Bonus (as in optional): Most embarrassing sexual moment?
At prom. Date and I were making out in the limo, and he had my skirt up too high. Someone opened the door and he jumped away, leaving me exposed. Dumbass.
‘Would you rather…’ edition (I threw something together over on the TMI site bc I think Prof Fate got lost ;)
1. Would you rather be stranded on an island alone or with someone you dislike/don’t get along with?
I'd rather be with someone I didn't like. At least that way, I'd have someone to talk to other than myself.
2. Would you rather accidentally walk in on your parents having sex or have them walk in on you?
EW! Neither. I've already walked in on the parents, so let's make that my answer. EW!
3. Would you rather be snapped by paparazzi during a nipple slip or while exiting a car with out any underwear?
Definitely nipple slip. No need to show all my goodies.
4. Would you rather not have sex for two years or not be able to use the Internet for two years?
I'd rather not have sex for two years. Oh, wait.. I think I've come close to that already.
5. Would you rather find true love or 1 million dollars?
True love.
Bonus (as in optional): If you had to choose *one* sexual position for the rest of your life, what would it be? Why?
Doggy style. All I ever get is Missionary. At least with Doggy Style, I don't have to worry about him seeing my face if I get bored. That, and it feels great. :D
1. What is the greatest age difference between you and a SO? Older or younger?
He's 3 years older
2. What is the greatest age difference between you and any sexual partner? Older or younger?
I think he was 4 or 5 years older.
3. Have you started your holiday shopping? Is it done?
Never start holiday shopping in time.
4. What are the chances there will be a “naughty” present under the tree this year (either from you or for you)?
None.
5. What is your favorite holiday song?
My absolute favorite is Nat King Cole's Christmas Song.
Bonus (as in optional):Do you have a preferred time of day to have sex? If so, why?
It isn't so much a preferred time of day, as it is a preferred state of wake/sleep. I love it when I'm halfway between waking and sleeping. Everything seems enhanced to me somehow.
1. Do you consider sexy underthings a present for you or your partner?
A present for both.
2. What are 3 characteristics of “your type”?
Intelligent. Patient. Italian.
2a. Have your best relationship(s) been with your type or when you have gone against it?
Well, I'm not with my type now so it's best when I go against my type. I like to think that there is only one person that is my type that would be absolutely FANTASTIC, and that's Ernie.
3. What is on your Santa list this year?
Money. So I can buy what I requested in the first place.
4. Generally speaking, who has historically had a higher libido, you or your partner(s)?
My partners. Maybe I haven't been done right LOL
5. The unsculptured female bush seems to have passed from fashion. What about men, do you think they need to trim and shave “down there”?
Yes, men should groom themselves. There's no way I'm taking a closer look at anything if it's covered in hair.
Bonus (as in optional):What are a few of your favorite things (both sexual and non-sexual)?
Favorite sexual things: SEX
Fave non-sexual thing: holding hands while walking around
1. What are your turn-ons?
A great sense of humor. Abs.
2. What are your turn-offs?
Cockiness.
3. Not counting your turn-ons, what’s the best trait a person can have?
Being able to make everyone feel important, even in a room full of people.
4. Not counting your turn-offs, what’s the worst trait a person can have?
Being self-centered, acting as if no one else matters.
5. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
Having to repeat myself a million fucking times.
Bonus (as in optional):Describe your best and worst experience.
Experience doing what?
1. What is your favorite Thanksgiving food?
Cranberry nut bread. I can't get enough of it.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Duran Duran
3. You seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
I'd probably go to the craft store or the dollar store.
4. What is your favorite curse word?
FUCK
5. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
I'd make sure my mother never met my father. Yes, I know that doing so would wipe me out of existence. But I'd still be born, I'd just be different. And my name would probably be Cheyenne.
Bonus (as in optional):You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be?
I'd be invisible. Cuz then I could walk around naked all day, and no one would know!
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