TMI Tuesday #94

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1. Toilet paper: over, under, or what the hell are you talking about?
I like it over. I hate the standard teeny size holder that's in my bathroom because those huge double rolls don't fit.

2. Toilet when you are done: everything up, seat down but lid up, everything down?
Everything down. I have this weird thing with bathrooms. I'm not a germophobe, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna let those toilet germs fly out of the toilet when I flush and land on my toothbrush. And public restroooms freak me out.

3. When was the last time you kissed someone not your significant other? [I am talking about a kiss with some gusto not just a little hello or goodbye peck]
That would be over 16 years ago. I don't even remember who it was.

4. Would you rather have you significant other (this can be a hypothetical SO) have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else? [You have to pick one.]
I'd have to say just have sex with someone else. Love is too complicated and involved. Sex is sex. I've already been in a situation where my SO had sex and fell in love with someone else, but didn't know about it until after the fact.

5. If you had $1,000,000 to give away, how would you divide it up? Who and how much?
$100,000 (each) to my mother, father, MIL and a charity.
$200,000 (each) to a college fund for both kids.
$200,000 for me and M (which would include a mathematician for me because I read the number as one hundred thousand, then had to fix my post - DUH).


Bonus (as in optional): Tell us something that very few people know about you.
I like the scent of M's clean armpits.