You know you want to play....Head over to TMI Tuesday and copy the questions to your own space. Leave the nice folks a comment about where you left your answers. Or just post your answers in the comment!
1. Toilet paper: over, under, or what the hell are you talking about?
I like it over. I hate the standard teeny size holder that's in my bathroom because those huge double rolls don't fit.
2. Toilet when you are done: everything up, seat down but lid up, everything down?
Everything down. I have this weird thing with bathrooms. I'm not a germophobe, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna let those toilet germs fly out of the toilet when I flush and land on my toothbrush. And public restroooms freak me out.
3. When was the last time you kissed someone not your significant other? [I am talking about a kiss with some gusto not just a little hello or goodbye peck]
That would be over 16 years ago. I don't even remember who it was.
4. Would you rather have you significant other (this can be a hypothetical SO) have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else? [You have to pick one.]
I'd have to say just have sex with someone else. Love is too complicated and involved. Sex is sex. I've already been in a situation where my SO had sex and fell in love with someone else, but didn't know about it until after the fact.
5. If you had $1,000,000 to give away, how would you divide it up? Who and how much?
$100,000 (each) to my mother, father, MIL and a charity.
$200,000 (each) to a college fund for both kids.
$200,000 for me and M (which would include a mathematician for me because I read the number as one hundred thousand, then had to fix my post - DUH).
Bonus (as in optional): Tell us something that very few people know about you.
I like the scent of M's clean armpits.
Just another fucked up chick blogging about this fucked up
thing called Life, or something like it.
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Monday, July 30, 2007
My Girl Jessie
Looking at these pictures has made me think about how long she has been with my family. 7 years! She was 7 when we brought her home.
I remember telling M that I would "just go look at the dog. I'm not promising that we can get one." LOL So much for that! One look and I was hooked. I went with my mother to a private kennel run by one of her friends. They were going to put her down because they couldn't sell her. Her racing name was Porker's Porkette. What a crappy name.
The owner of the kennel renamed her Spaz, because she would act all spastic whenever a person came around. I got to see her sire, too. What a beautiful dog he was! The most beautiful shade of burgundy. I don't know much about pedigree dogs and what their colors are called. Shortly after we brought Jessie home, someone asked if she was a blue brindle. I said "No, she's grey and tan." DUH.
Anyway, I went back a second time to see her. But I was not alone. M and the kiddles came along. Another one hooked at first site. Not only that, but we brought a leash just to see how she would react to it. She didn't mind. She saw the kids and strained at the leash to go play with them.
Let me tell you, it is a wonderful thing to witness the pure joy she got from racing around the yard. She had to stop because she had a few accidents where she couldnt stop and we had to rush her to the vet because she cut herself on something.
And now, it breaks my heart to see her struggle to get up from laying down. Or climb the stairs. Or walk around the yard. I don't have the money right now to take her to the vet, otherwise we would have already gone.
I love that hard-headed, sweet, lovable dog.
I remember telling M that I would "just go look at the dog. I'm not promising that we can get one." LOL So much for that! One look and I was hooked. I went with my mother to a private kennel run by one of her friends. They were going to put her down because they couldn't sell her. Her racing name was Porker's Porkette. What a crappy name.
The owner of the kennel renamed her Spaz, because she would act all spastic whenever a person came around. I got to see her sire, too. What a beautiful dog he was! The most beautiful shade of burgundy. I don't know much about pedigree dogs and what their colors are called. Shortly after we brought Jessie home, someone asked if she was a blue brindle. I said "No, she's grey and tan." DUH.
Anyway, I went back a second time to see her. But I was not alone. M and the kiddles came along. Another one hooked at first site. Not only that, but we brought a leash just to see how she would react to it. She didn't mind. She saw the kids and strained at the leash to go play with them.
Let me tell you, it is a wonderful thing to witness the pure joy she got from racing around the yard. She had to stop because she had a few accidents where she couldnt stop and we had to rush her to the vet because she cut herself on something.
And now, it breaks my heart to see her struggle to get up from laying down. Or climb the stairs. Or walk around the yard. I don't have the money right now to take her to the vet, otherwise we would have already gone.
I love that hard-headed, sweet, lovable dog.
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Unconscious Mutterings
Here's the deal. Head over to Unconsious Mutterings and get the list of words. Then play word association (and it doesn't have to be one word answers!). Leave her a comment so she can come see what you wrote!
When she says.. :: You say...
When she says.. :: You say...
- Traditional :: Wedding dress
- Popeye :: Bluto
- Gin :: and Tonic
- Harsh :: Words
- Topless :: Bar
- The thing :: was a creepy movie
- Defiant :: teenage son
- Huge :: electric bill
- Food :: pantry
- Lenny :: Carl
Friday, July 27, 2007
Friday Fill-In
Sorry, no HNT post this week. My job was absolutely NUTS yesterday.
Here is today's Friday Fill-In.
1. Yesterday I was running around trying to figure out where the broadcast storm was coming from.
2. Today I am glad to see that it stopped.
3. Tomorrow I will hope it doesn't rain for Shakespeare in the park.
4. Someday I'm going to get my driver's license.
5. I will never cheat on M.
6. I might make a cake this weekend.
7. And as for the weeked, tonight I'm looking forward to snuggling with M, tomorrow my plans include Shakespeare in the park and a picnic (if it doesn't rain) and Sunday, I want to stay home and finish my paper, but have to go to my aunt's house!
Here is today's Friday Fill-In.
1. Yesterday I was running around trying to figure out where the broadcast storm was coming from.
2. Today I am glad to see that it stopped.
3. Tomorrow I will hope it doesn't rain for Shakespeare in the park.
4. Someday I'm going to get my driver's license.
5. I will never cheat on M.
6. I might make a cake this weekend.
7. And as for the weeked, tonight I'm looking forward to snuggling with M, tomorrow my plans include Shakespeare in the park and a picnic (if it doesn't rain) and Sunday, I want to stay home and finish my paper, but have to go to my aunt's house!
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Happy Hump Day!!
What a great way to celebrate Wednesday!
Today's topic is Ice Cream!
Cone, waffle cone, or dish?
Dish - because most of my ice cream adventures happen at home, or at Cold Stone.
Cone - only if it is a sugar cone.
Waffle cone - because I don't really care for them.
What flavors (you get three scoops)?
Strawberry, Black Cherry and Mint Chocolate Chip.
At Cold Stone, I like Cake Batter, Sweet Cream, and Mint (just not in the same bowl)
What toppings?
Strawberries, chocolate, pinapple, whip cream and cherries for splits.
Whip cream, cherries, chocolate and honey roasted peanuts for bowls at home.
I usually get a Creation from Cold Stone. (Did I mention that I like Cold Stone?)
Who are you going to share it with?
With my sweetie M.
Bonus: My friend T uses "ice cream" to describe a delicious guy that you just can't have. Gives new meaning to a big bowl of ice cream.
Today's topic is Ice Cream!
Cone, waffle cone, or dish?
Dish - because most of my ice cream adventures happen at home, or at Cold Stone.
Cone - only if it is a sugar cone.
Waffle cone - because I don't really care for them.
What flavors (you get three scoops)?
Strawberry, Black Cherry and Mint Chocolate Chip.
At Cold Stone, I like Cake Batter, Sweet Cream, and Mint (just not in the same bowl)
What toppings?
Strawberries, chocolate, pinapple, whip cream and cherries for splits.
Whip cream, cherries, chocolate and honey roasted peanuts for bowls at home.
I usually get a Creation from Cold Stone. (Did I mention that I like Cold Stone?)
Who are you going to share it with?
With my sweetie M.
Bonus: My friend T uses "ice cream" to describe a delicious guy that you just can't have. Gives new meaning to a big bowl of ice cream.
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Summer Time
I love summer. Actually I love all the seasons, but at the moment summer is my favorite. There is a farmer's market held every Tuesday and Thursday just down the street from my job. I bought some raspberries and kettle corn today.
I ate one single berry while walking back to work. I closed my eyes, and savored the sweet juicy bit of heaven. Using my tongue, I mash the berry against the roof of my mouth, marveling at the texture of the berry. Images of being out in the country picking berries with my sister-in-law flash through my mind. I can feel the sun on my skin, I can smell the warm earth and grass near the berry bushes. All that in one breath.
I cannot wait for the county fair. I love fair food. All that deep fried, sugary, unhealthy goodness! Fried dough, cotton candy, candy apples, barbeque chicken, corn on the cob - YUM!!!
I ate one single berry while walking back to work. I closed my eyes, and savored the sweet juicy bit of heaven. Using my tongue, I mash the berry against the roof of my mouth, marveling at the texture of the berry. Images of being out in the country picking berries with my sister-in-law flash through my mind. I can feel the sun on my skin, I can smell the warm earth and grass near the berry bushes. All that in one breath.
I cannot wait for the county fair. I love fair food. All that deep fried, sugary, unhealthy goodness! Fried dough, cotton candy, candy apples, barbeque chicken, corn on the cob - YUM!!!
TMI Tuesday #93
You know you want to play....
Head over to TMI Tuesday and copy the questions to your own space. Leave the nice folks a comment about where you left your answers. Or just post your answers in the comment!
1. Leather, lace or silk?
Hm, tough choice. I like all of them, and in that order. I love the smell of leather, and the sounds it makes when you move (think leather jacket). I love the look of lace, depending on the designs in it, you can play peek a boo with various fun spots of your body. I love the feel of silk, and I like to wrap it around my lover.
2. Do you subscribe (or regularly buy) to any "dirty" magazines? Which ones?
I don't subscribe, or regularly buy any particular magazine. If I do buy them, I pick them by the cover.
3. Have you ever had sex in water (tub/pool/lake/ocean)?
In the shower, a pool, the lake and a jacuzzi.
4. The three words that best describe you in bed are ____, ____, and ____. Three words that best describe your most recent partner in bed are ____, ____, and ____.
Me - adventurous, fun, sexy
Him - sexy, fun, eager to please
5. Did you lose your virginity as an impetuous youth, "to prove that you loved" him/her, because of a romantic gesture, a newly wed or other (please describe because I can't think of what an "other" might be)?
I wouldn't say it was an impetuous choice, and it definitely wasn't to "prove" that I "loved" him. We had been sweethearts for a few years, and had (I thought) grown close during that time. I was ready and informed about my choice to have sex. He was more experienced than me, and now that I look back I think it was just another conquest for him. I don't regret it, because it is a part of who I am.
Bonus (as in optional): Name three words that:
a) get you excited
b) make you squirm
c) make you laugh
a) Spank!
b) Slugs, and "slime dogs". Because they are just NASTY.
c) Jiggy
Head over to TMI Tuesday and copy the questions to your own space. Leave the nice folks a comment about where you left your answers. Or just post your answers in the comment!
1. Leather, lace or silk?
Hm, tough choice. I like all of them, and in that order. I love the smell of leather, and the sounds it makes when you move (think leather jacket). I love the look of lace, depending on the designs in it, you can play peek a boo with various fun spots of your body. I love the feel of silk, and I like to wrap it around my lover.
2. Do you subscribe (or regularly buy) to any "dirty" magazines? Which ones?
I don't subscribe, or regularly buy any particular magazine. If I do buy them, I pick them by the cover.
3. Have you ever had sex in water (tub/pool/lake/ocean)?
In the shower, a pool, the lake and a jacuzzi.
4. The three words that best describe you in bed are ____, ____, and ____. Three words that best describe your most recent partner in bed are ____, ____, and ____.
Me - adventurous, fun, sexy
Him - sexy, fun, eager to please
5. Did you lose your virginity as an impetuous youth, "to prove that you loved" him/her, because of a romantic gesture, a newly wed or other (please describe because I can't think of what an "other" might be)?
I wouldn't say it was an impetuous choice, and it definitely wasn't to "prove" that I "loved" him. We had been sweethearts for a few years, and had (I thought) grown close during that time. I was ready and informed about my choice to have sex. He was more experienced than me, and now that I look back I think it was just another conquest for him. I don't regret it, because it is a part of who I am.
Bonus (as in optional): Name three words that:
a) get you excited
b) make you squirm
c) make you laugh
a) Spank!
b) Slugs, and "slime dogs". Because they are just NASTY.
c) Jiggy
Monday, July 23, 2007
Friday, July 20, 2007
Friday Fill In
1. Penny candy makes me remember my childhood.
2. I like to use olive oil when I cook.
3. My father really pisses me off.
4. I've been thinking about sex lately.
5. The last song I heard that I liked was a Tool song.
6. I love to make out by starlight.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to going out to dinner, tomorrow my plans include writing a paper for class and Sunday, I want to sleep!
2. I like to use olive oil when I cook.
3. My father really pisses me off.
4. I've been thinking about sex lately.
5. The last song I heard that I liked was a Tool song.
6. I love to make out by starlight.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to going out to dinner, tomorrow my plans include writing a paper for class and Sunday, I want to sleep!
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Happy Hump Day!!
What a great way to celebrate Wednesday!
Today's topic is Weiner Day!
1. What's your favorite kind of wiener - all beef, beef and pork, brat or veggie?
I think they're pork. They're Sahlen's brand!!
2. What do you like on your wiener?
Ketchup, Mustard, Relish
3. How do you like your wiener cooked - grilled, boiled, steamed, fried, or some other way?
Grilled
4. The Wiener was named after the city of Vienna, Austria. Who's your favorite person who comes from that city?
I'd have to say Beethoven, even though he wasnt born there. He was deaf and wrote some of the most beautiful music ever.
Today's topic is Weiner Day!
1. What's your favorite kind of wiener - all beef, beef and pork, brat or veggie?
I think they're pork. They're Sahlen's brand!!
2. What do you like on your wiener?
Ketchup, Mustard, Relish
3. How do you like your wiener cooked - grilled, boiled, steamed, fried, or some other way?
Grilled
4. The Wiener was named after the city of Vienna, Austria. Who's your favorite person who comes from that city?
I'd have to say Beethoven, even though he wasnt born there. He was deaf and wrote some of the most beautiful music ever.
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
TMI Tuesday #92
1. What's the sexiest type of underwear?
For men, low cut boxer briefs. For women, anything black and lacy
2. Would you/have you ever paid money for sex?
Nope
3. Is facial/body hair sexy or no? (Moustache, chest, etc. for men, and underarms/legs for women.) Or do you frankly not care?
YUCK! No body hair. Male facial hair is a maybe.
4. What is the strangest thing you've ever seen featured in pornography?
Two Chinese chicks going at it with no clue.
5. What's worse, not enough sex or too much? Is there such a thing as "too much"? Not enough is definitely worse. No such thing as too much!!
Bonus: What's the most illegal thing you've ever done (that you can admit to, at least)? Were you caught?
Just some shoplifting, and I was caught. Nothing too adventurous, but pretty lame.
For men, low cut boxer briefs. For women, anything black and lacy
2. Would you/have you ever paid money for sex?
Nope
3. Is facial/body hair sexy or no? (Moustache, chest, etc. for men, and underarms/legs for women.) Or do you frankly not care?
YUCK! No body hair. Male facial hair is a maybe.
4. What is the strangest thing you've ever seen featured in pornography?
Two Chinese chicks going at it with no clue.
5. What's worse, not enough sex or too much? Is there such a thing as "too much"? Not enough is definitely worse. No such thing as too much!!
Bonus: What's the most illegal thing you've ever done (that you can admit to, at least)? Were you caught?
Just some shoplifting, and I was caught. Nothing too adventurous, but pretty lame.
Monday, July 16, 2007
GRR
As I read other blogs, I notice that a some people are just as sexually frustrated as I am. A lot of them aren't. Are we all doing enough to reinforce those feelings that struck us dumb when we first met our SO?
Cell phones are a necessary evil. I have mine set to vibrate so that I can enjoy getting text messages. :) Hubs texted me, then called shortly after I thanked him for buzzing me. I let him know that I was thinking of him all day, and was feeling rather happy.
This was his response: "Oh yeah? Hey, this recipe isn't going to make enough rice for dinner. Do you want something else?"
What the hell?
Cell phones are a necessary evil. I have mine set to vibrate so that I can enjoy getting text messages. :) Hubs texted me, then called shortly after I thanked him for buzzing me. I let him know that I was thinking of him all day, and was feeling rather happy.
This was his response: "Oh yeah? Hey, this recipe isn't going to make enough rice for dinner. Do you want something else?"
What the hell?
How freaky are you? (QUIZ)
Courtesy of That Ashley Girl
- Copy this entire list to your blog/journal.
- BOLD everything that is true about you.
- Leave plain anything that is not true about you.
- Put an asterisk next to anything you would like to be true.
I have had sex while wearing a blindfold.
I have blindfolded someone else during sex. *
I have had sex while watching porn.
I have had sex while surfing porn on the Internet.
I sleep better after sex.
There are some nights I cannot sleep without sex or masturbating.
The bed is NOT my most favorite place to have sex.
I am turned on knowing someone is watching me masturbate. *
I have masturbated for someone over a web cam.
I have had sex over a web cam.
I will have sex with someone I just met if they turn me on.
I have been tied up during sex.
I have had sex with someone who was tied up. *
I have dripped wax onto a lover's body.
I have had a lover drip wax onto my body.
I have a foot fetish.
I have a leather fetish.
I have a tickle fetish.
I like being choked during sex.
I have had sex in a burning building.
I have erotic art on display somewhere in my residence.
I enjoy nudie magazines.
Erotic toys are a regular part of my budget.
I think PLAYBOY is tame, maybe even boring.
I have clicked on porn links in my email.
I know the difference between girl/girl and lesbian sex in porn.*
I have watched more than one gay/lesbian porn video.
Much of what I know about sex comes from porn.
Interracial sex turns me on.
I think we should do more to understand the cultures of sex.
I would participate in sex research given the opportunity.
My current lover does not sufficiently meet my sexual needs.
I currently have a "crush" on someone of the same sex.
I have had sex at my place of employment.
I am often disappointed in my sexual relationships.
Some people might describe me as a nymphomaniac. *
I am difficult to live with if I'm not having sex on a regular basis.
I sleep better with someone snuggled up next to me.
I have had sex under water.
I have had sex in the snow.
I am in a polyamorous relationship. *
I have to have music playing while having sex.
I have had more than ten orgasms in one night. ************
I have flashed strangers.
I have given sex as a gift.
I have set-up a three-way for my lover.
I stopped during this list to have sex. ***************
- Copy this entire list to your blog/journal.
- BOLD everything that is true about you.
- Leave plain anything that is not true about you.
- Put an asterisk next to anything you would like to be true.
I have had sex while wearing a blindfold.
I have blindfolded someone else during sex. *
I have had sex while watching porn.
I have had sex while surfing porn on the Internet.
I sleep better after sex.
There are some nights I cannot sleep without sex or masturbating.
The bed is NOT my most favorite place to have sex.
I am turned on knowing someone is watching me masturbate. *
I have masturbated for someone over a web cam.
I have had sex over a web cam.
I will have sex with someone I just met if they turn me on.
I have been tied up during sex.
I have had sex with someone who was tied up. *
I have dripped wax onto a lover's body.
I have had a lover drip wax onto my body.
I have a foot fetish.
I have a leather fetish.
I have a tickle fetish.
I like being choked during sex.
I have had sex in a burning building.
I have erotic art on display somewhere in my residence.
I enjoy nudie magazines.
Erotic toys are a regular part of my budget.
I think PLAYBOY is tame, maybe even boring.
I have clicked on porn links in my email.
I know the difference between girl/girl and lesbian sex in porn.*
I have watched more than one gay/lesbian porn video.
Much of what I know about sex comes from porn.
Interracial sex turns me on.
I think we should do more to understand the cultures of sex.
I would participate in sex research given the opportunity.
My current lover does not sufficiently meet my sexual needs.
I currently have a "crush" on someone of the same sex.
I have had sex at my place of employment.
I am often disappointed in my sexual relationships.
Some people might describe me as a nymphomaniac. *
I am difficult to live with if I'm not having sex on a regular basis.
I sleep better with someone snuggled up next to me.
I have had sex under water.
I have had sex in the snow.
I am in a polyamorous relationship. *
I have to have music playing while having sex.
I have had more than ten orgasms in one night. ************
I have flashed strangers.
I have given sex as a gift.
I have set-up a three-way for my lover.
I stopped during this list to have sex. ***************
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