Why is elephant skin so wrinkly?
Because they don't fit on the ironing board!
Why aren't there any sheep in Africa?
Because the elephants use them as tampons!
Whats the difference between your wife and your job?
After 10 years your job still sucks
FYI - I can't tell a joke to save my life. So these are a few of the ones that I currently have in my head. Corny, I know.
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