TMI Tuesday #161

1. When did you last use your cellular telephone as a flashlight?
This morning. I didn't want to step on the cat. He really hates that.

2. On a scale from 1-10, how comfy are you being naked?
If I'm alone, 10.
With M, 5.

3. What is the longest you've ever been celibate after having lost your virginity?
I'd say about a year. It wasn't fun.

4. Have you ever had sex in a car? If yes, since you were a teenager?
No, and I never will. M ruined that for me.

5. When did you last use food or drink as medication?
Last week. I ate a whole box of Jingles because I was having a pity party for myself.

Bonus: Name three words that:
a) get you excited: Dollie Jo, Rockabilly Red, erotica
b) make you squirm: molest, rape, child porn
c) make you laugh: dick, cock

What's for breakfast?

Just a few days ago, I was thinking that nothing interesting happens to me.

I got to watch my little niece overnight this past Friday. She's just about to turn 2, and cute as a button. My SIL came to pick her up on Saturday. While waiting for her to show up, I decided to bring out the laptop. That was a HUGE mistake. M put his full cup of coffee on the table. Boy got up, bumped the table and spilled that coffee.

ALL. OVER. MY. LAPTOP.


So, today's Mute Monday special, fried laptop, is brought to you today by the Letter

and represents things I want to do to those two

I'm so pissed I could chew
I'd like to put these in their eyes:
I want to twist their
with


and run over their






with

and then hang them from a
and I'd let you all watch for two


Moral of the Story?

NEVER piss off a Native American female,
cuz she'll stomp your ass and have fun doing it!

TMI Tuesday #160

1. Ever been skinny dipping?
Nope.

2. How often do you kiss or make out without it simply being a foreplay activity?
We kiss all the time. We usually make out in the kitchen, while we're cooking dinner. But only if no one else is in the room, it kinda freaks out the kiddles.

3. On a scale of 1-10, how content are you with your life? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest) Do you think 'content' and 'happy' the same thing?
According to dictionary.com, happy and content are synonyms. I suppose they are, in a way. Content means that you are going with the flow, things are status quo and there are no expectations of anything improving or getting worse. I guess happy is just another level of content, and your head is held high and heart is singing.

4. What do you do to relieve stress?
I don't. That's part of my problem. Although I have to admit that I don't have as much stress as I had with my old job.

5. What was the special trait in your first lover that made you decide that they were "the one?"
I didn't really pick him for anything special.

Bonus: How old were you when you first had sex? (positive experiences here...)
I was 17.

Mute Monday - M