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Single Mothers

TMI Tuesday #113

1. Are you an early shopper or a late shopper?
Definitely a late shopper. I'll probably be late to my own funeral...

2. What is your favorite cartoon (current or passed)?
Bugs Bunny - particularly the episode with the little native guy.

3. On a scale of 1-10, how competent are you on home repair projects?
depends on the project. I try not to get involved too much, but I guess I would give myself a 6.

4. What is your favorite holiday tradition?
Making christmas cookies and eggnog.

5. Describe your favorite kiss? Do you give it or receive it?
Butterfly kisses are my favorite. I like giving and receiving.

Bonus (as in optional):
What is the best holiday gift you have ever gotten? Best you've given?
The best holiday gift I've gotten and given was late. My son was born on New Years Eve.

Mute Monday - Submission

Friday Feast 171

Appetizer
What was the last game you purchased?

God of War

Soup

Name something in which you don’t believe.

This is a tough one. I believe in lots of things, I think I'll come back to this one.

Salad

If you could choose a celebrity to be your boss, who would you pick?

George Clooney. And not because I think he's good looking (which he really isnt), but because he buys his assistants really cool stuff.

Main Course

What was a lesson you had to learn the hard way?

The right way to evict a tenant.

Dessert

Describe your idea of the perfect relaxation room.
No kids.
No laundry.
Johnny Depp
Lots of candles
Some big comfy chairs and couches
Lots of pillows
A few blankets
Some nice relaxing music
A big plate of cheeses, crackers and fruits
Some wine
Tons of books to read (for when I'm not screwing Johnny's brains out)

Who's that Kiki?

I finally got myself a profile pic.

TMI Tuesday #112

1. If your partner buys you a sexy little "something" is it a present for you or for your partner?
It's for both of us. I LOVE getting sexy little somethings!!

2. What are 3 characteristics of "your type"?
A good sense of humor.
Italian.
Dimples.

3. On a scale of 1-10, how good a cook are you?
I give myself an 8.

4. Tattoos: Love them or hate them. On you? On a partner?
LOVE them. I want one. I want M to have one.

5. Stubble: Good or bad? How often do you shave?
Stubble is bad! YUCK! No one wants rug burn. Anywhere.

Bonus (as in optional):
What are a few of your favorite things (both sexual non-sexual)?
Sexually, I really like it a bit rough. Hair pulling, spanking, and biting
Non Sexually, I really love trying new sweets. LOVE ice cream!!

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Water water everywhere

and not a drop to drink!!

One can never truly appreciate how precious water is until it is taken away. The simple joy of taking a shower. Washing dishes or clothes. Or even draining the pasta water. It all goes into my basement because my sewer line is still broken. I am trying to find a way to pay for someone to come fix it. Sorry, but I just don't have $2300 laying around, or falling out of my pockets.

Friday Feast 170

Appetizer
What is your favorite carnival/amusement park ride?
Roller Coasters!!!

Soup
How do you react in uncomfortable social situations?
I usually make it worse by saying something totally inappropriate because I don't always have a lot of tact.

Salad
On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being highest, how much do you enjoy discussing deep, philosophical topics?
I'd give it a 7. I don't mind a deep, philosophical discussion with a person that isn't just talking to hear himself speak.

Main Course
Did you get a flu shot this year? If not, do you plan to?
No flu shot for me. They are part of the government conspiracy to track citizens. :)

Dessert
Approximately how many hours per week do you spend watching television?
At least 3. I watch NCIS, House, and CSI (Vegas). I'm not usually home to watch them, so I tape them and watch them on weekends.

Got Strays?

It's been a while since I actually typed something other than my usual TMI answers or other memes (which I've neglected ). So howzabout an update?

Remember when I got fired? Well, I got a new job in a call center! A lot less stress for me, and I can wear pretty much whatever I want. I can surf all day between calls. YAY!

My father got fired from his temp job because he dropped the F bomb. BOO!!!

My son had a "girlfriend". She lives in Canada. Not too good for the phone bills or the relationship. He went to her house for dinner, then a few weeks after he went to a semi-formal dance at her school. He broke up with her the next day. I told him not to do it like that. A break up should always be done in person. Not over a phone call, or even worse - a text message. Bad juju.

Boy has a friend who will be staying with us. His mother kicked him out, and he can't stay with his father. It's winter and I'm not gonna let anyone be forced to stay out on the streets. That's why my father is still staying at my very small house.

Oh, yeah. Almost forgot - my sewer line collapsed. So now we have to dig up the yard to replace the lines - that's if we can find them. We don't have any schematics showing where they are located on the property.

Dollie is having a girls night on Saturday. I can't wait!!

TMI Tuesday #111

1. Are you a member of the mile high club?
No, but I wish I could be a member.

2. What is the most public place you have ever had sex?
My backyard.

3. What is your most embarrassing family moment?
It was a hot summer, and I was pregnant with my son. M and his family were running around with squirt guns, when he ran out of water. He said "Time out! I'm shooting blanks!" Everyone stopped where they were and looked at me... it was obvious that he wasn't shooting blanks.

4. What kind of birth control do you use?
Lately it's been abstinence. Otherwise I have an IUD.

5. Have you ever had sex in the snow? Rain?
It's usually too cold to have sex in the snow, but I'd give it a try. Never did it out in the rain.

Bonus (as in optional):
Describe your flirting technique: innuendo, telling a dirty joke, talking about sex life, or physical contact?
It depends on the situation. Because I am married, I usually flirt by innuendo. If I know the person well enough, I will tell dirty jokes.

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TMI Tuesday #110

1. what's the sexiest gesture a woman can make?
It's not really a gesture, it's more of a state of mind. She can be classy, and that's sexy.

2. what are 3 inevitable things about you?
I am a bitch.
I get aggravated when people ask me to repeat myself.
I hate change (not the jingly type).

3. what do you want . . . . now?
To surf uninterrupted. And a peppermint mocha from Starbucks.

4. what asset do you have besides the physical and the material?
I speak my mind, and I am honest with everyone.

5. describe a sexy mind.
A sexy mind uses imagination, reads all kinds of books, has a great sense of humor, and doesn't act better than everyone else.

Bonus (as in optional):What are you thankful for this Thanksgiving?
I am thankful for...

• Life.
• My family.
• The Men and Women of the Armed Forces that fight for my Freedom.
• My bloggy friends (that's you, and you, and you, and even YOU waaaaay in the back)
• Yarn
• Rain
• Having enough toilet paper on the roll
• Running water