TMI Tuesday #186

1. Which traits from your parents do you see in yourself?
From my father: A fierce stubborn streak. His wavy hair. My temper.
From my mother: My crafty skills. My brown hair color. My Native American ancestry.

2. Which traits from you/your partner do you see in your children (if you don't have kids, which would you like to see)?
Son is very laid back, and has his father's sense of humor. However, he does have that stubborn streak and temper like I have. He bears a strong resemblance to me and my mother.
Baby Girl looks like her father. Everything else is all me. 10 times over. Not a happy situation during certain times of the month... :D

3. How did you get the birds-and-bees talk?
My mother was very honest about everything.

4. What was your favorite childhood book?
I had several favorites. The Secret Garden and The Little House Collection are my top two.

5. What is your favorite piece of erotic literature?
All of it.

Bonus: What is the one thing you wish you could go back and tell yourself as a child?
Be more outgoing. Don't be so damned shy, and don't be so much like your father. Join the Marines. It'll be your only chance out of this armpit.

Double Bonus: If your life were a book or movie, what would the title be?
I can't use "Better Off Dead", it's already been used. At least that's a comedy. I think I could use "How to throw the best Pity Parties". It's how I feel most days lately.

TMI Tuesday #185

1. Have you ever bought a membership to a porn site? If yes, what is the most recent one and did you like it?
Nope. I hate the popups.

2. Would you rather watch a erotic/porn movie, read a story, or listen to an audio? Why?
For the most part, I'd rather read an erotic story. It allows me to use my own imagination. I've watched porn, but it doesn't really do anything for me. I get bored watching it.

3. If you have a significant other what do you do for each other to get in the mood? If you don't what would you kind of thing could a future potential long term partner do to get you in the mood?
It's been so long since we've even tried to get in the mood. Damn, we're pathetic. In the past, I've worn sexy lingerie, worn nothing while giving him a full body massage, invited him into the shower.

4. When it comes to sex, how much do you talk about it with others? How comfortable are you talking about sex?
I think it depends who is with me. I'm very comfortable talking about sex with my female friends. Male friends, not so much. Mostly because my male friends are his friends.

5. What are the last 5 things you search for on Google (or another search engine)?
Wow, this is a random question :D I searched for this place where Son is going for a job interview, fonts, fertility symbols, woodburning designs and stuff for work.

Bonus: Have you ever had a fantasy that you were ashamed of?
I don't really think I've been ashamed of one. Not that I have that many. Right now, my fantasy is to just have sex. Let's start there.

TMI Tuesday #184

1. Have you ever had angry sex?
Yes, once.

2. Pity sex?
Nope

3. "Oh well, I might as well" sex?
Yes, my first time was "I might as well". I had to know what all the excitement was about. It seemed like everyone but me had been having sex. I wasn't impressed.

4. One-of-you-knew-it-was-goodbye-and-the-other-didn't sex?
Yes. I was the one that didn't know.

5. Don't-remember-having-it sex?
I don't remember :D

6. Regret-it-afterward sex?
Yes. It was so horrible, I'm not even sure it could be considered sex. (see my bonus answer)

7. Can't-remember-his/her-name sex?
Nope.

8. Never-knew-his/her-name sex?
Nope. I'm too much of a prude for that type of sex.

Bonus: What was the worst single sexual experience of your life?
That would be the one time I had sex with D. I had a slight crush on him, and he was always trying to charm me. He convinced me to take a walk with him, and we wound up behind a school. We were making out like crazy, and he started fingering me (which was great). Apparently, only his fingers were nice and long, because his dick sure wasn't. It was so small. I was already in a half-squat because I was slightly taller than him, but it didn't really make a difference because he kept slipping out. I was so pissed.

TMI Tuesday #183

1. Marriage and children aside, what has been your greatest accomplishment in life?
I'd have to say my greatest accomplishment is that I haven't killed Husband.

2. Aside from healthy and happy children, what is your greatest ambition for the future?
To be able to find a job where I am happy. (Anyone have a lead on anything that applies to IT and Criminal Justice?)

3. If we were to enter your real name in a search engine, what would we find?
A Wikipedia entry about a countess. Cool!

4. Who is the most famous person you ever met (not just in the same room as, but actually spoke with)?
No one. Damn, how sad is that?

5. Parents aside, who is your biggest hero?
I don't consider my parents heroes. Once upon a time, many, many moons ago I might have considered my mother to be a hero. But, not anymore. I'd have to say my friends Dollie, and Red.

6. Someone once worked out the sexual version of Six Degrees of Separation - Celebrity A slept with B, who slept with C, who slept with D, making as sort of connection between A and D. Are you connected to anyone famous through six or fewer bonks?
I'm not connected to anyone famous.

TMI Tuesday #182

I called off sick yesterday. I thought today was Monday. Now that I know it's Tuesday...



1. If you could describe your personality through a dance what would it be?
I'd have to say Mosh Pit. Sometimes I'm angry/grouchy/aggressive. Other times, I'm fun.

2. What about describing your sex life through a type of dance?
Mime. I know it's not a dance, but dance indicates some type of movement. There is no dance that has absolutely no moves whatsoever. Think of what a mime does. He pretends he's doing something. That's what my sex life is like right now.

3. What's one move on the dance floor sure to turn you on?
Since I can't dance well, any move could be considered a turn on for me. I love to watch the Tango, and any type of Latin dance. I love to watch Native American dancing at Powwows.

4. Is there a dancer you would love to be with? (Dancer can be used as loosely as you want!)
Patrick Swayze during the 80's. Even with the mullet.

5. What moves do you pull out to impress someone new?
I don't pull out any moves. Someone might get hurt...

TMI Ketchup

181

1. Have you ever had a sexual experience with the opposite sex?
Wait a second... I think you mean the same sex. I have'nt. But I think I'd like to.

2. When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention?
It's been a while since I've had to get anyone's attention. The last time, I just made sure I always dressed nice, wore makeup, did my hair, smelled nice, and made sure I was available whenever he needed anything.

3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer?
It's not anything that M and I have done, but I think I'd prefer to dominate.

4. Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome?
I have not. I probably wont, either unless I can convince Red.

5. When was the last time you had sex?
Hell, I don't remember. I'm so deprived.

6. Sex on the first date...good or bad?
Bad. Unless you are looking for a one nighter.

7. Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn ons?
At this point, anything is a turn on.

8. What attributes attract you to a potential partner.
The ability to have an intelligent conversation. Playful, with a sense of humor and the ability to laugh at oneself. A great deal of patience, to use when dealing with my mood swings/temper tantrums. Eyes that light up when they see you. A dimpled smile that could melt the polar ice caps. An ass that makes me want to grab a handful.



180

1. Have you ever sent or recieved a sext message?
I've sent one to M. I didn't get much of a response.

2. Have you ever made or recieved a booty call?
Never had the opportunity to follow through with the booty call.

3. Have you ever added or edited a word/entry to Wikipedia or Urban Dictionary or any other online reference?
Nope.

4. At what age did you have your first consensual sexual experience?
17.

5. What has been the greatest age difference between you a consensual sexual partner?
It might have been 4 or 5 years. I'm not sure how old he was, but I know he was older.

Bonus (as in optional): Why do you blog?
I blog because it helps me to analyze things, to work things out, and generally just to vent. Whenever I have a problem, I need to write things down.



179

1. Ever Googled a date, a potential date or an ex?
Yes, with results.

2. Do you gossip?
I try not to gossip. I'm complain about a person, but if I hear something that could be potentially bad, I keep it to myself.

3. How many people do you completely trust?
Not very many. I'd have to say I trust 3 people wtih my deepest, darkest secrets.

4. Have you ever had sex in car?
Nope, and never will.

5. What is your best flirting technique: innuendo, telling a dirty joke, talking about sex life, or physical contact?
It's been a while, but I have to say innuendo.

Bonus (as in optional): How many times is the most you have ever had sex in a 24 hour period?
The most times in one day was 6. We had to be careful because I was pregnant. :)



178

1. Don't tell us what it is, but do you have a sexual secret you have never told anyone?
2. Do you have a nonsexual secret you have never told anyone?
Same answer for the first two questions. I have no secrets that I've never told anyone. Certain people know, others do not.

3. Did you ever tell someone a secret only to have them spill it? What were the repercussions?
Yes, I told a former friend a secret that she spilled. The result was a HUGE mess that really fucked me over mentally. I haven't really talked to her since.

4. Did you ever spill a secret someone told you? What were the repercussions?
I think it got back and I lost the friendship. That was the last time I spilled.

5. Tell us a secret someone told you, however along ago, that you've never told. (You can disguise name or details)
Secrets are called such for a reason. If someone trusted me enough to tell me and keep it, I can't tell you about it, now can I?



177

1. Are you pro-marriage? Why or why not?
I'm not for it or against it. Marriage isn't for everyone. I'm against getting married because there are kids. That's like "I'm good enough to fuck, but not good enough to be asked to marry you out of love. You're asking because you think it's the 'right' thing to do."

2. Have you ever invented or thought you invented a sexual position?
No. I guess I'm not that adventurous

3. Do you like to be tied up? Always or sometimes?
Sometimes I do.

4. Do you consider online cybering adultery?
This is a touchy subject. My friend Cupcake says that even having a crush on another guy while married/in a relationship is cheating because you're not fully committed to your SO. If it stays strictly online, then I would not consider it cheating. If it goes up close and personal, then I have a problem with it.

5. Do you prefer masturbation over real sex?
Sometimes he's too eager to get some, and I'm not always ready.

6. Do you want sex more times a day than your partner?
It's equal between us. We each have our moments where it's GOTTA BE RIGHT NOW! YES! OH YEAH!

7. Do you get offended when you partner openly flirts with others or are you okay with it?
I am not okay with him openly flirting. I hate it. I shouldn't be surprised by it at this stage.

8. Do you think you're flirty by nature?
No. I'm like ultra conservative.


176

1. Is there a sexual act/position/practice that you were sure in advance you would hate (or never try) and then discovered to your surprise you loved?
Yes, I was terrified of anal sex. Until I tried it.

2. Is there a sexual act/position/practice that proved a lot less interesting in practice than you thought it would be beforehand?
Due to our height differences, 69 is a bit difficult and therefore not as satisfying.

3. How do you let your significant other know you're in the mood? How do you let a new person in your life know?
Currently, I have to hit Hub in the head with a frying pan... Not literally, but it seems like he doesn't get hints. Like when I'm wearing something silky and sexy to bed. I'd just ask a new person if they wanted to have sex.

4. How does your significant other let you know he/she is in the mood?

5. Is there one that got away - a sexual opportunity you didn't realise was one at the time, or weren't ready for and regret missing ever since?



175
1. What do find is the most exciting part of a new sexual encounter?
2. Do you have "a most exciting part of a sexual encounter" with a usual partner?
3. How open and honest are you about your life with someone you just met?
4. How open and honest are you about your life with someone you work with?
5. How open and honest are you about your life with a casual acquaintance who lives in your neighborhood (or the parent a your child's friend or...)?

Bonus (as in optional): Define a "normal" as in "normal relationship" or "normal sex life".



174

1. What is your favorite charity? Do you you give your time or just money to that charity?
2. Describe your bed. What side do you sleep on?
3. How important is a partners kissing ability?
4. Have you ever "taken advantage" of a person under the influence of alcohol? Have you ever been "taken advantage" of while under the influence of alcohol?
5. Ever tried to replay the famous scene from From Here to Eternity? How was it?

Bonus (as in optional): What kind of birth control do you use?



173
1. What do you think is the un-sexiest part of the body?
2. Toilet paper: over, under, or what the hell are you talking about?
3. Have you ever called in sick to stay in bed with a sexual partner?
4. Did your parents have a "birds & bees" talk with you? Id so, at what age?
5. What is one thing a someone could do to you to rock your world?

Bonus (as in optional):What does sex mean to you?



172
1. When you sleep with someone, how much or how little contact do you like to have?
2. What do you think there is a appropriate amount of time for a divorce parent to date before introducing the kids to the "new" "special" person in their life?
3. Which ONE do you wish you had more of in bed... romance, experimentation or foreplay?
4. What do you thinks makes a kiss great?
5. Describe your sex life in two words.

Bonus (as in optional): Do you remember a time when you were having sex that you smile or even laugh about now? Do tell....



From this point forward, I have no idea what # TMI they all are... Just roll with it.


1. What was the last movie you saw in a theater?
Inkheart. Not romantic and we saw it with the kiddos, lol. But it was good. :)

2. What is your favorite movie theater snack?
The popcorn, with butter flavor. Cherry coke. Sour Patch Kids.

3. Have you ever snuck in ‘outside’ food into a theater?
Like you haven't... Who wants to pay $3.50 for a box of Goobers, when you can run to the dollar store and get 3 boxes for the price of 1?!

4. Have you ever made out in a theater?
::sigh:: No, I haven't made out in a theater.

5. What is the ‘farthest’ you have gone in a theater?
Go back to question 4.

Bonus (as in optional): What is one of your favorite movie sex scene?
All of them. LOL I'm so deprived right now, even a kissing scene sends shivers down my spine.

1. Have you ever dated/married purely for money?
I'm not lucky enough to know anyone wtih a lot of money. So I've never dated/married for money.

2. What is your type?
Now that I think about it, most of the guys I've wanted are Italian. Ernie was Italian. I think that I might have had a strong chance of being with him if I weren't married. He's intelligent, a great listener, playful, strong, sweet, thoughtful, caring, sexy...

3. What is the best sex game you have ever played?
The time we played Truth or Dare with his best friend and wife.

4. Have you ever given or received an orgasm from a person whose last name you did not know?
Nope

5. Have you ever masturbated in front of a sexual partner?
Yes, but it's awkward for me. You'd think I'd be over that after 17 years.

Bonus (as in optional):At what age do you think men and women reach their sexual peak? Do you think you have hit yours yet?
I think everyone is different. I don't think I've hit mine yet, and if I have it was short-lived.

1. On a scale of 1-10, how satisfied are you with your sex life?
Right now, -10. There is one other issue that is beyond our control, and it SUCKS rocks.

2. If someone shoves you up against a wall while kissing you, your reaction is?
Grab some ass and hang on for a wild ride!

3. What is the most romantic thing anyone has ever done or said to you?
When Hub proposed, he said the jeweler broke the ring while trying to set the stone. It was Mother's day or some other special occassion because we were on our way out to dinner. I told him that was alright, I could wait for the ring to be repaired.

Then just before our dinner was served, he got on one knee and brought out a ring box!

4. Where is the most unusual place you have ever had sex?
My friend's parents owned a corner store. I had sex in the bathroom.

5. How do you liked to be kissed?
If I'm ready to go I like hard, passionate, take-your-breath-away kisses.

Bonus (as in optional): Most embarrassing sexual moment?
At prom. Date and I were making out in the limo, and he had my skirt up too high. Someone opened the door and he jumped away, leaving me exposed. Dumbass.

‘Would you rather…’ edition (I threw something together over on the TMI site bc I think Prof Fate got lost ;)

1. Would you rather be stranded on an island alone or with someone you dislike/don’t get along with?
I'd rather be with someone I didn't like. At least that way, I'd have someone to talk to other than myself.

2. Would you rather accidentally walk in on your parents having sex or have them walk in on you?
EW! Neither. I've already walked in on the parents, so let's make that my answer. EW!

3. Would you rather be snapped by paparazzi during a nipple slip or while exiting a car with out any underwear?
Definitely nipple slip. No need to show all my goodies.

4. Would you rather not have sex for two years or not be able to use the Internet for two years?
I'd rather not have sex for two years. Oh, wait.. I think I've come close to that already.

5. Would you rather find true love or 1 million dollars?
True love.

Bonus (as in optional): If you had to choose *one* sexual position for the rest of your life, what would it be? Why?
Doggy style. All I ever get is Missionary. At least with Doggy Style, I don't have to worry about him seeing my face if I get bored. That, and it feels great. :D

1. What is the greatest age difference between you and a SO? Older or younger?
He's 3 years older

2. What is the greatest age difference between you and any sexual partner? Older or younger?
I think he was 4 or 5 years older.

3. Have you started your holiday shopping? Is it done?
Never start holiday shopping in time.

4. What are the chances there will be a “naughty” present under the tree this year (either from you or for you)?
None.

5. What is your favorite holiday song?
My absolute favorite is Nat King Cole's Christmas Song.

Bonus (as in optional):Do you have a preferred time of day to have sex? If so, why?
It isn't so much a preferred time of day, as it is a preferred state of wake/sleep. I love it when I'm halfway between waking and sleeping. Everything seems enhanced to me somehow.

1. Do you consider sexy underthings a present for you or your partner?
A present for both.

2. What are 3 characteristics of “your type”?
Intelligent. Patient. Italian.

2a. Have your best relationship(s) been with your type or when you have gone against it?
Well, I'm not with my type now so it's best when I go against my type. I like to think that there is only one person that is my type that would be absolutely FANTASTIC, and that's Ernie.

3. What is on your Santa list this year?
Money. So I can buy what I requested in the first place.

4. Generally speaking, who has historically had a higher libido, you or your partner(s)?
My partners. Maybe I haven't been done right LOL

5. The unsculptured female bush seems to have passed from fashion. What about men, do you think they need to trim and shave “down there”?
Yes, men should groom themselves. There's no way I'm taking a closer look at anything if it's covered in hair.

Bonus (as in optional):What are a few of your favorite things (both sexual and non-sexual)?
Favorite sexual things: SEX
Fave non-sexual thing: holding hands while walking around

1. What are your turn-ons?
A great sense of humor. Abs.

2. What are your turn-offs?
Cockiness.

3. Not counting your turn-ons, what’s the best trait a person can have?
Being able to make everyone feel important, even in a room full of people.

4. Not counting your turn-offs, what’s the worst trait a person can have?
Being self-centered, acting as if no one else matters.

5. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
Having to repeat myself a million fucking times.

Bonus (as in optional):Describe your best and worst experience.
Experience doing what?

1. What is your favorite Thanksgiving food?
Cranberry nut bread. I can't get enough of it.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Duran Duran

3. You seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
I'd probably go to the craft store or the dollar store.

4. What is your favorite curse word?
FUCK

5. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
I'd make sure my mother never met my father. Yes, I know that doing so would wipe me out of existence. But I'd still be born, I'd just be different. And my name would probably be Cheyenne.

Bonus (as in optional):You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be?
I'd be invisible. Cuz then I could walk around naked all day, and no one would know!

TMI Tuesday #161

1. When did you last use your cellular telephone as a flashlight?
This morning. I didn't want to step on the cat. He really hates that.

2. On a scale from 1-10, how comfy are you being naked?
If I'm alone, 10.
With M, 5.

3. What is the longest you've ever been celibate after having lost your virginity?
I'd say about a year. It wasn't fun.

4. Have you ever had sex in a car? If yes, since you were a teenager?
No, and I never will. M ruined that for me.

5. When did you last use food or drink as medication?
Last week. I ate a whole box of Jingles because I was having a pity party for myself.

Bonus: Name three words that:
a) get you excited: Dollie Jo, Rockabilly Red, erotica
b) make you squirm: molest, rape, child porn
c) make you laugh: dick, cock

TMI Tuesday #160

1. Ever been skinny dipping?
Nope.

2. How often do you kiss or make out without it simply being a foreplay activity?
We kiss all the time. We usually make out in the kitchen, while we're cooking dinner. But only if no one else is in the room, it kinda freaks out the kiddles.

3. On a scale of 1-10, how content are you with your life? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest) Do you think 'content' and 'happy' the same thing?
According to dictionary.com, happy and content are synonyms. I suppose they are, in a way. Content means that you are going with the flow, things are status quo and there are no expectations of anything improving or getting worse. I guess happy is just another level of content, and your head is held high and heart is singing.

4. What do you do to relieve stress?
I don't. That's part of my problem. Although I have to admit that I don't have as much stress as I had with my old job.

5. What was the special trait in your first lover that made you decide that they were "the one?"
I didn't really pick him for anything special.

Bonus: How old were you when you first had sex? (positive experiences here...)
I was 17.

Ketchup - IMG HEAVY!!!

Hey Everybody!!

I'm so sorry to leave ya feeling neglected. I've been busier than I want to be lately. And there is no end in sight of that for the month of Joo-lye. With InternSHIT, classes, work and every day life, my week is chock full o' stuff.

In case you noticed, not all of it's good. No, my friends, your favorite Kiki has not misspelled the word InternSHIT. I've spelled it that way because that's what it seems to be turning into, and seemingly out of nowhere.

I'll write on that later, when I have more info. I want to have Happi thoughts right now and the only way I know how to do that is to blog my little heart out!

On with the show!


Mute Monday - Summer

TMI Tuesday #141

1. Do you believe in marriage?
Is it really possible to be married and not believe in it? I think that just makes things harder. Besides if you don't believe in something, how can it work? So the answer is Yes. I believe in marriage.

2. What is marriage to you?
Marriage is a sacred bond, the ultimate sharing of each other. Some might say it's sex, but I say it's marriage. You see the worst of your spouse, but you also see the best. If you're lucky enough, you even see a side that even your spouse didn't know they had.

3. If you are married, why did you do it? If you are not, why have you not married?
I married him because I love him. He asked about 3 times before I said yes. We had the kids before we got married, and I didn't want him to feel obligated to marry me just because of them. I don't think that people who marry because of kids are truly happy.

4. Do you believe in divorce?
Yes, I do. Sometimes it might be necessary.

5. If you are divorced, why did you do it? If you have not, are there certain circumstances under which you would agree to a divorce?

I'm not divorced, but I actually did think about it. Since I am so stubborn, the only thing that would actually drive me to the lawyer is if M and SkankWhore produced a child. That is the one thing that I would NOT tolerate.

Bonus (as in optional): [ed note:I am not trying to spark a get political debate] Do you believe that same sex marriages are a threat to traditional marriages?

I don't believe that same sex marriages are a threat to traditional marriage. I've learned in the past few years that when two people love each other, they should be able to be together and reap the benefits of marriage.

TMI Tuesday #140

1. Do you believe anyone truly likes their job? If so, why?
There's gotta be people that truly like their jobs. Otherwise, the entire world would be miserable. I think the ones that are truly happy are the ones that are extremely good at what they do, almost like it's part of who they are. To them it's not just a job because they don't see it as a job.

2. Do you 1) live to work or 2) work to live 3) not see a difference?
At the moment, I work to live. I am still looking for the job I love.

3. How many hours do you work a week?
At the moment, I work 24 hours a week. I thought it would be best to take a part time job due to classes and internship.

4. What was your safety item (i.e. blankie) from when you were little?
I had a teddy bear named Ben E. Bear. I still have him.

5. Have you ever used food during sex?
Yes, of course.

Bonus (as in optional):What is your guilty food pleasure?
Jello before its set. I like to drink it while it's still hot. Gross, I know.

Double Bonus from our inquisitors (still optional): "We are looking for suggestions. . . If someone asked for your suggestions for a butt worshiping evening (an evening devoted to butt attention), what would you suggest?"
Different textures, hot and cold items, edible body powders. Lots of comfy pillows!

TMI Tuesday #139

1. What's your favorite color of lingerie?
I prefer black or purple. I'm not really a big fan of pink, but I'm coming around to it. I have a few red pieces.

2. Do you have a porn collection?
If you can call 3 DVDs a collection.

3. Do you have any fetishes?
No, I don't. Is that bad?

4. What is your favorite place to have sex?
Pretty much anywhere. I refuse to have sex in a car.

5. Do you like to scratch, bite, pull hair, etc? Do you like having it done to you?
M doesn't like it when I scratch him or pull his hair. He doesnt mind too much if I nibble on him. I LOVE it when he bites me or pulls my hair (when it's long enough).

Bonus (as in optional): Do you think the number of sexual partners you've had is below average, average, or above average, and how does that make you feel?
There's no way to say what's average. Each person is going to set that number at a different level. What's average for me might be way below average for someone else. What's average for someone else might be way above average for me. With that said, I'm proud to say my number is in single digits.
For me, sex is the ultimate way of letting someone in. I have a tendency to build walls that people have to break through, although I don't build them as high any more. :)

TMI Tuesday #138

1. If you're in love with your partner, does it make the sex better?
I think so. I've loved the guys I had sex with.

2. What is the most expensive sex toy you've ever purchased?
It's called Black Beauty. I LOVE that thing!!!

3. If you knew ahead of time you would not have an orgasm, would you still have sex?
Yes. I can always finish later.

4. What celebrity would you most like to have sex with if given the chance?
I can only pick one? Dang, that's a tough choice. Either Johnny Depp or Gerard Butler. Hell, I'm going with Gerard Butler because he has that sexy accent.

5. Have you ever had sex while an audience watched?
No, I'm not that open about sex.

Bonus (as in optional): Describe the best sexual encounter you've ever had.
It was after the SkankWhore debacle. I didn't let M touch me for a while because I was obviously hurt and upset. It was about two months before I even let him give me a peck on the cheek. Maybe another month later, I was in the basement doing laundry, when he came downstairs. Apparently my body had enough abstinence, and that was the best sex we ever had.

TMI Tuesday #135

1. How many credit cards do you own? Are they paid off?
If you think about it, no one really owns a credit card. It's more like the credit card owns you. I used to have one major credit card and a ton of store cards. We entered into credit counseling, and most of them are paid off now. No more credit cards for me! If I don't have cash in the bank or on my person, I don't buy it.

2. Can you be in love with someone you don't trust?
I say it's not possible. You'd drive yourself nuts trying to keep track of what that person is doing. Why put yourself through all that?

3. Should prostitution be legal?
If it were, it might actually be more regulated. Pros would have to go through STD testing, take safe sex classes, self defense classes and they could even have to be certified.

4. On a scale of 1-10, how good of a lover do you think you are? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest)
I hate having to give myself a rating. My first impulse is always to go lower. I give myself a 4.

5. What are three mistakes someone could make on the first date with you that would automatically make you turn down a second date with them?
Having bad breath.
Constantly talking about his mother.
Assuming that we are going to have sex.

Bonus (as in optional): Tell us about your worst date ever.
When I was in high school, I had a huge crush on this guy at work. We went for a ride after work one night, and we were all over each other. He didn't take me to his house for sex, but instead he found a quiet little spot - not even in a park or anything. There were rumors that he had a girlfriend, and that they were engaged. Thankfully, before we had sex I brought that up and he admitted it was true. So much for that.

TMI Tuesday #134

1. Is there a TV show you HAVE to watch? If so, what is it?
There is one TV show that I just Have to watch. It's what M calls the modern version of Gilligan's Island - Lost. It's one of my favorite shows.

2. What is you favorite drink if you are going to drink more than one?
I have many favorite drinks, and I always have more than one. My new favorite is the Whiskey Sour.

3. How long do you carry guilt around with you?
I try not to carry guilt around with me. It can get very heavy at times. I try not to do things that make me feel guilty, and if it happens then I try to deal with it right away.

4. Where is or would be your number one romantic get away spot?
Currently, it is anywhere that the DNA sponsor is NOT. Normally, it would probably be someplace not too fancy.

5. Have you ever seen a counselor?
Yes. When I was getting my first degree, I thought I had to be SuperWoman. Be a good wife, mother, keep the house clean, work part time, write papers, cook dinner, do the laundry, grocery shopping, have sex, feed the cat, be a friend. It drove me nuts, and I had to learn that it's okay not to be perfect. There are times when I still have to remind myself of that.

I've also been to marriage counseling. The Doctor was great. He had us do a very quick yet effective exercise that helped us learn how to listen and acknowledge each other's concerns. We had to sit in chairs that were facing away from each other. Sit with our eyes closed and just listen. Then after one spoke, the other relayed back what was said in their own words to show that what was said was understood. He even gave us homework.

Bonus (as in optional): Last summer the Archives of Sexual Behavior the 237 reasons people have sex and the Top 50 Reasons Men and Women Have Sex. What are your top 5 reasons?
It feels good.
I wanted to achieve an orgasm.
I was sexually aroused and wanted the release.
I was horny.
It’s fun.

TMI Tuesday #133

1. How many cell phones have you had? How long have you had your current cell phone number?
I've only had three cell phones. The very first one I had - I dropped it on the floor while taking it out of the box. I was so excited, I had the dam thing upside down and it fell right out of the plastic shell they sit in. With my current company, the phone kept turning itself off, so I had it replaced.
I've had this phone number for almost 2 years. I had the last one for about 1 year.

2. Where was the last place you had sex?
In my bed. Boring, I know.

3. On a scale of 1-10, how satisfied are you with your love life? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest)
I give it a 7, overall. If you throw in the sex life, that brings it down to a 4. Work schedules, class schedules and the ever present DNA sponsor (who NEVER leaves the house) throw monkey wrenches in everything. Let's face it - you're pathetic when your Sims are getting more action than you.

4. Does Bliss sound like a fun game to you? Have you ever played it?
I've never played it, but would give it a whirl.

5. Is there anything or anyone you would be willing to die for?
Other than my kids and M? Yes, I'd die for Dollie, Rockabilly Red, Z, and D. I'd at least pee on everyone else if they were on fire.

Bonus (as in optional): If you were (or had) a magic genie and could only grant wishes for others and you only had three left, what would they be and who would they be for?
The first wish would be for the DNA sponsor to have land and a cabin in Alaska, on plenty of land with a nice trout stream and plenty of animals for him to shoot and eat.
The second wish would be for my mother to win the Mega Millions Lotto.
My third wish would be for my cousin BabyFactory. She is very sick right now and I want her to be better.

TMI Tuesday #132

1. Early bird or night owl?
Normally I am a night owl. Only when I was working full time at my previous job was I an early bird.

2. Where was the first place you ever had sex?
My friend Z's parents owned a corner store. I had sex in the bathroom of the store. And it was casual sex, just for the hell of it, just to see if it was "all that".

3. On a scale of 1-10, how happy are you? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest)
I give it an 8. Overall, I am happy with my life. There are a few things I would change (as in the DNA sponsor staying with us).

4. Are you more submissive or dominant?
I think it depends on the situation. I like to think of myself as more dominant in certain areas of my life, but then when I really think about it I seem to be submissive (again with the DNA sponsor sitch). Sexually, I would only be submissive for the right person.

5. Do you believe in love at first sight?
I used to believe in it. Now I know better. Nothing bad happened, but I think it's more like Lust at first sight. You have to get to know a person before you can actually say you love them.

Bonus (as in optional): Describe your bed time habits. What side do you sleep on? What do you usual wear? Any night time rituals?
I sleep on the left side of the bed. And I have to face the wall. I usually wear just a tshirt or tank top. I really don't have any night time rituals, except for the usual brushing of teeth and removing of socks. I can't stand to have anything on my feet when I sleep cuz they get too hot. My feet are my body's thermostat.

TMI #132 - LATE

1. Pancakes or waffles? With or without toppings?
Hmm. Tough choice. I love both equally. For toppings, I usually choose strawberries with whipped cream for pancakes and waffles. If there isn't any, then I just use syrup.

2. They say, "Way to a man's heart is through his stomach." What is the way to your heart?
Just be yourself. Don't ever lie to me. Act as if I am the only person on Earth when we are talking.

3. Have you ever gone to a topless/clothing optional beach? If yes, did you participate?
I've never been to a topless/clothing optional beach (at least not that I know of).

4. What song reminds you of a previous relationship (for good or bad)?
Schism by Tool. It doesn't really remind me of a previous relationship, but it changed the way I thought about M, his affair, and the aftermath.

5. When, where and with who was your best kiss ever?
I actually have 2. The first one with M, and the second with this one guy. I might have mentioned him here before, I'll have to go back and find the post.

Bonus (as in optional): Does anyone not currently in a relationship with you have pictures of you or your body part(s) that you would prefer that other people not see?
Only M has pics that I'd prefer no one else see.

TMI Tuesday #131

1. Did you have to pay or did you get money back?
We got money back. We have a great accountant, and we save our receipts.

2. What was your biggest financial mistake?
My biggest mistake was using that credit card I got while I was a student. The biggest financial mistake that M and I made together was buying our property from our previous landlord and allowing him to hold a second mortgage. However, when we refinanced we bought him out.

3. Are you a screamer?
Not really. I can get loud, but I don't scream.

4. What part of your body, other than your genitals, do you love to have touched? What part of a partner's body, other than their genitals, do you love to touch?
Hell, I get goosebumps anytime he touches me. My neck, my arm, or my shoulders. Sometimes he just has to look at me and I get goosebumps. I love touching his shoulders and his legs (no hair!).

5. What [edit: 12:30] commercial catch phrase best describes your life?
Dirty mouth? Clean it up!

Bonus (as in optional): What was the last thing you took without permission? What was the last thing taken from you without your permission?
I try not to take things without permission. However, Baby Girl likes to take my jewelry without permission.

TMI Tuesday #130

1. Your boyfriend/girlfriend cheats on you with your best friend, who are you (more) mad at?
Whoa. This is really odd. I was just thinking about this very thing this morning. These thoughts arose from another situation that will of course appear here. My first boyfriend from 7th or 8th grade didn't really cheat on me, but I think he was trying to make me jealous. His cousin Chloe was my best friend and we were at her house. I brought another friend from school with me and somehow they wound up in Chloe's room. I come back from the bathroom, and Chloe says to me "I think you better go check on them."

I walked into her room and they were both on the bed. They were fully clothed, but they looked too comfy for my comfort. I broke up with him right then and there. I never talked to her after that. So the answer to the question is I am equally mad at both of them.

2. Is there something someone could say to you that would cross a boundary of not being able to take back or forgive them?
I don't believe so. It used to take so little to get me pissed. I'm not sure if it's my Happi Pills or if it's because I'm older.

3. What non-sexual body part do you find the sexiest?
On a man, I love a great six-pack and the definition around the pelvic area.
On a woman, I really love toned upper arms, but not too muscular. Women should be soft and curvy, with some muscle. I don't think the body building women are sexy at all.

4. Would you ever consider cosmetic surgery to have the perfect body?
If I had money, probably. I'd seriously consider a tummy tuck and breast implants. I have a membership at the Y, but I am lazy and haven't been there in a while. So I'm paying them for nothing.

5. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?
In a sexual/sensual way or in a friendly sense? If you mean a friendly sense, then yes I have. But just on the cheek. In a sensual way, no I have not. I almost did. The last time I saw my wife Dollie, I had a quick flash of seeing myself lean in for a kiss. Right there in the driveway. I think I might have started to lean in for it, too.

Bonus (as in optional): If you were going to have a one night stand, who would you rather it be with- an ex or someone totally random you just met.
I'd have to pick someone totally random. They're an Ex for a reason.

TMI Tuesday #129

1. How are your March Madness picks doing? or What is your favorite event?
I don't follow basketball.

2. What is the best April Fool's joke - EVER?
Can't think of any at the moment.

3. Valentine's Day - bogus holiday or romantic holiday?
It's bogus. Love and appreciation should be shown everyday, not just on the days that Hallmarks says are better.

4. If you made any New Year's Resolutions have you broken them yet? or What have you done lately to make yourself a better person?
Yes, I've made resolutions and have broken them already. The biggest one was handing in my papers on time.

5. If you believe in 'regret', what is your biggest regret? If you don't believe in 'regret', what do you call 'errors in judgment' or 'missed opportunities' in your philosophy of life?
The definition of regret: a feeling of sorrow or remorse for a fault, act, loss, disappointment, etc... It's taken me a while to learn to practice what I preach on the topic of regret. I've always believed in being responsible for one's own actions. I've always taken responsibility, but many times I wound up apologizing for something that I had said or done. I now attempt to think about what I say and do before I say or do it. I still sometimes have a bad habit of speaking the truth without thinking about how it will sound. I also believe that if you can't handle the truth, then maybe you shouldn't be doing the shit you are doing.

Bonus (as in optional):
Tell us about four things about yourself, one of which isn't true.
(are you guys supposed to guess one which isn't true?)
I like shrimp.
I love my kiddles.
I sometimes think that I'm a huge sucky loser.
I've had suicidal thoughts before, but I've never acted on those thoughts.