Sunday, June 15, 2008
Saturday, June 14, 2008
Friday, June 13, 2008
Friday the 13th!!
I'm so NOT looking forward to this weekend. Mom sent me free tickets for a guilt trip. That means that I'm going to her house right after class tomorrow to clean up her yard. She got rheumatoid arthritis and can't really do all the work that REALLY needs to get done. Most of the mess that's out there was created by her asshole Ex.
And of course the kids don't want to go. I'm not even going to bribe them. And to top things off, I don't get good reception out there.
On the plus side, I'll be away from DNA sponsor. And possibly the kiddles.
And of course the kids don't want to go. I'm not even going to bribe them. And to top things off, I don't get good reception out there.
On the plus side, I'll be away from DNA sponsor. And possibly the kiddles.
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Wednesday Stuff on Thursday
Truth or Dare time!!
What is the most embarassing thing your parents have ever seen you do?
That would be the time we went to a state park, and there was one of those merry go round thingys:
Well, it had just rained before we got there, and I wanted to ride it. There was a huge puddle going around the whole thing. So I sat down thinking I was going to be really cute sitting on the edge, and my mom stood in the middle.
DNA Sponsor spun us like crazy. Well, I had not yet learned about centrifugal force. I definitely learned about it at that moment. As I started to slide forward, both my parents were trying to get me to get up and go to the middle. No such luck. I grabbed the bars while trying to do that, and wound up getting dragged through the puddle.
This is all I remember seeing: trees, trees, trees, DNA sponsor laughing his ass off, trees, trees, trees, DNA sponsor laughing his ass off, trees, trees, trees, DNA sponsor laughing his ass off, trees, trees, trees.
When you're done laughing, go visit Pluff and play along with us next week. On Monday, email him with your choice of Truth or Dare. I think I'll pick Dare next week.
Wednesday Weirdness #7
1.) Do you have anything planned for your father for Father's Day? If so, what?
I bought him a few blank journal books. He likes to find recipes and then write them into journal books. Other than that, nothing else too special. He's not one for holidays. He blames it on my grandmother, who was a Jehovah's Witness. That's a story for another day.
2.) If you could visit anywhere in the world with all your expenses paid for each trip, where would you go?
Egypt
3.) What are a few things you have done that you previously said you would never do?
Work in a call center.
4.) How do you react to the bodily functions (passing gas, burping, etc) of your significant other?
It depends on what he ate when it comes to passing gas. Sometimes I have to run from the room. Burping doesn't bother me.
5.) What are you allergic to?
Cats (but I have one), dogs (but I had one), Spring/Summer (pollen and stuff).
6.) If you could go back in time and meet any passed historical figure, who would you choose and why?
Hmm... I can only think of Pocahontas or Sacagewea. To slap them and tell them of the horrors that wait in the future for Native Americans. Reservations, smoke shops and casinos.
7.) Honestly, how often do you check up on any of your exes?
I think I've asked about my last Ex once. Either that, or his niece just offered the info. I can't remember, but I do remember getting the update. Honestly, I don't care. He's an Ex for a reason.
What is the most embarassing thing your parents have ever seen you do?
That would be the time we went to a state park, and there was one of those merry go round thingys:
Well, it had just rained before we got there, and I wanted to ride it. There was a huge puddle going around the whole thing. So I sat down thinking I was going to be really cute sitting on the edge, and my mom stood in the middle.DNA Sponsor spun us like crazy. Well, I had not yet learned about centrifugal force. I definitely learned about it at that moment. As I started to slide forward, both my parents were trying to get me to get up and go to the middle. No such luck. I grabbed the bars while trying to do that, and wound up getting dragged through the puddle.
This is all I remember seeing: trees, trees, trees, DNA sponsor laughing his ass off, trees, trees, trees, DNA sponsor laughing his ass off, trees, trees, trees, DNA sponsor laughing his ass off, trees, trees, trees.
When you're done laughing, go visit Pluff and play along with us next week. On Monday, email him with your choice of Truth or Dare. I think I'll pick Dare next week.
Wednesday Weirdness #7
1.) Do you have anything planned for your father for Father's Day? If so, what?
I bought him a few blank journal books. He likes to find recipes and then write them into journal books. Other than that, nothing else too special. He's not one for holidays. He blames it on my grandmother, who was a Jehovah's Witness. That's a story for another day.
2.) If you could visit anywhere in the world with all your expenses paid for each trip, where would you go?
Egypt
3.) What are a few things you have done that you previously said you would never do?
Work in a call center.
4.) How do you react to the bodily functions (passing gas, burping, etc) of your significant other?
It depends on what he ate when it comes to passing gas. Sometimes I have to run from the room. Burping doesn't bother me.
5.) What are you allergic to?
Cats (but I have one), dogs (but I had one), Spring/Summer (pollen and stuff).
6.) If you could go back in time and meet any passed historical figure, who would you choose and why?
Hmm... I can only think of Pocahontas or Sacagewea. To slap them and tell them of the horrors that wait in the future for Native Americans. Reservations, smoke shops and casinos.
7.) Honestly, how often do you check up on any of your exes?
I think I've asked about my last Ex once. Either that, or his niece just offered the info. I can't remember, but I do remember getting the update. Honestly, I don't care. He's an Ex for a reason.
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
TMI Tuesday #138
1. If you're in love with your partner, does it make the sex better?
I think so. I've loved the guys I had sex with.
2. What is the most expensive sex toy you've ever purchased?
It's called Black Beauty. I LOVE that thing!!!
3. If you knew ahead of time you would not have an orgasm, would you still have sex?
Yes. I can always finish later.
4. What celebrity would you most like to have sex with if given the chance?
I can only pick one? Dang, that's a tough choice. Either Johnny Depp or Gerard Butler. Hell, I'm going with Gerard Butler because he has that sexy accent.
5. Have you ever had sex while an audience watched?
No, I'm not that open about sex.
Bonus (as in optional): Describe the best sexual encounter you've ever had.
It was after the SkankWhore debacle. I didn't let M touch me for a while because I was obviously hurt and upset. It was about two months before I even let him give me a peck on the cheek. Maybe another month later, I was in the basement doing laundry, when he came downstairs. Apparently my body had enough abstinence, and that was the best sex we ever had.
Monday, June 9, 2008
Ketchup, Mute Monday, and Tagged! Long post!
What a week. I started my internship on Tuesday. Now, I knew going into it that there was not going to be a lot for me to do. The supervisor said as much during the interview. But Holy Boredom Batman! Yesterday was even worse! None of the supervisors were around to give me anything to do, and the one woman kept trying to get me to do her filing. That's not what I'm there to do.
Anyhoo, because of internship I'm probably going to blog late on Tuesdays and Wednesdays and will try to catch up on Thursdays.
On with the Show!!
TMI Tuesday #137
1. How old were you when you first kissed a boy?
I think I was about 10. I don't even know what possessed me, he was a year younger than me. All I remember is his name and those wonderful blue eyes with dark brown hair.
2. Who would play you in the movie of your life story?
I'd like Fairuza Balk to play me. I think she's hot, and I really like her style.
3. What is the number one thing your love/hate about gay people?
The number one thing I love about gay people is that they seem to know how to have fun in life. Nothing seems to get them down. At least, all the ones I know are like this.
4. If you could legally get married to "the fella" - or any fella - would you?
Um... I'm not sure what this means... Yes, I'd marry the fella. Legally, even (what does this mean?!)
5. Have you ever worn short short shorts in public?
EW! No!!!
Bonus (as in optional): Who is your favorite blogger?
It's so hard to pick just one favorite. Put it this way, if you are on my blog roll, you are a favorite!
Wednesday Weirdness #6
1. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
I wanted to be an astronaut, an astronomer, and an architect.
2. Do you put ketchup on top of your french fries or on the side to dip in? If you don't use ketchup, what do you use? If you don't eat french fries, what's wrong with you? (Ok so that last one is just a joke. Kind of. *wink*)
It depends on my mood. If they are steak cut fries, then the ketchup goes on the side. I like to coat both sides of those lovely thick fries in ketchup. Any other kind gets ketchup on top!
3. When was the last time you had phone sex? If you've never done it, why?
Damn, that was a while ago. Too long, I guess.
4. When was the last time you made someone cry? What did you do to make them cry?
I made Baby girl cry last night. I was outside with the laptop, watching craft videos online. She asked if she could watch too, and I said sure. So I was telling her about how I want to have my own craft business and the ladies who made those videos were inspiring to me.
She said she could picture me having my own business, but that my stuff would totally be different from theirs because I'm not that girly.
I explained that I used to be more girly. I used to wear skirts, jewelry and makeup. I used to get my nails done. Somewhere along the line, I stopped doing all that. I'm not even sure when or why I stopped. She thought that maybe I stopped after they were born because I didn't have time or just stopped caring, but that's not the case. I told her that lately, I don't feel like I know who I am, and that I feel a bit lost. That made me think of this:
I told her that the first time I saw this, it just... clicked. It felt right to read that. It made sense. Then she started crying and she didn't even know why. She's such a sensitive girl.
5. How often do you sing in the shower?
Whenever I hear a good song.
6. Have you ever cooked dinner or any other meal naked? If not, would you?
I've cooked a meal half-nekkid. At this point in time, I need to have clothing on, don't want to scar the kids for life and I don't want to prance around naked in front of the DNA Sponsor. That, and I always manage to get splashed with something and that would hurt!
Thursday
Went to class for an exam. Nutso teacher wanted us to write our answers in complete sentences, and essay form and it wasn't just one or two questions. There are about 20 questions on this thing. And they all call for in-depth answers. Normally not a problem, if the class lasted more than 1 hour 15 minutes. Lucky for us, she turned it into a take home.
Got a ride home from a guy in my class, Rasputin. He had a thing for Dollie when he first started taking classes. Pesa saw me getting out of his car, then M gave him a look as he drove off. It's nice to know he still gets jealous.
Friday
Had the day off from work because of a doctor's appointment. I am going to be on my Happi pills for a while. My body doesn't make enough serotonin on it's own, so the pill helps bring my level up. I asked the doctor if there was any way I could get my body to make more, and he said that was a good question to which the answer is No. He also said I weigh too much and need more exercise.
Bummer. But at least I had the day off.
Saturday
SIL brought over my one-year old over to spend the night! She is the cutest little girl, but she doesn't know her Aunt Kiki and Uncle M very well because they don't bring her over that often. She wasn't too fussy about being left at our house, since there was tons of new stuff for her to look at and try to touch.
She is a wild sleeper! I was smooshed up against the edge of the bed, and her feet were in my face half the night. She only woke up twice, but she kept squirming all night long.
Sunday
M woke me up at 4:37 AM so that I could unlock the door for him, since he forgot his keys. I was a bit perturbed, since I had just fallen into a deeper sleep since the baby stopped squirming so much.
Then I had to share the bed with him too. Worst night of sleep this week so far.
DNA Sponsor got snarky later in the afternoon. I yelled at him, he stopped. He's such a fucking baby.
Mute Monday - Competition
Monday - Tagged!!
*The rules of the game get posted at the beginning of the post.
**Each player answers the questions about themselves in their post.
***At the end of the post, the player then tags 5-6 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves them a comment, letting them know they have been tagged and asking them to read your blog.
****Let the person who tagged you know when you have posted your answer.
1. What was I doing ten years ago?
Ten years ago,
2. What are five things on my list to do today?
- #1. Sleep
- #2. Make sure I have clean clothes for internship tomorrow
- #3. Go to a Campus group meeting
- #4. Eat dinner
- #5. Start my craft projects for a swap.
3. Snacks I enjoy?
Weren't you paying attention earlier? I should be staying away from snacks. But I know I won't be able to help myself. I'm going to list some of my snack preferences anyway.
Cheese, crackers, and pepperoni. Grapes. Peanut butter crackers. Triscuits. Chocolate (Hershey with almonds, Kisses, Ghiradelli). Pretzels. Doritos. Vanilla yogurt (sometimes with a bit of strawberry preserves mixed in). Cucumbers. Tortillas and salsa. Ice cream. Popcorn.
4. Things I Would Do If I Were A Billionaire?
Just a brief list of the more important things that I'd take care of first. My little brain can't even begin to grasp what it might be like to have that much money.
Buy some cars. (not that I'd want to drive them because of gas prices, but I still want them)
Pay for my son's oral surgery.
Pay for my oral surgery.
Pay for my kids' college.
Start a trust fund for the kids.
Buy land/log cabin in Alaska for DNA sponsor
Buy land/house in Arizona (or wherever) for Mom.
Buy land/house (or trailer) for M's mom.
Buy land/house for us.
Pay off all my bills.
I'd like to see the Eiffel Tower, and the Pyramids, and the black sand beaches in Hawaii
5. Three of my bad habits?
-Going to the dollar stores for things I probably really don't need.
-Not putting those dollar store purchases away, just leaving them in the bags and putting them anywhere...
Not putting away my clean laundry, even if it is folded.
6. Five places I have lived?
My parents house
My first apartment by myself
My first apartment with M
My second apartment with M
My house with M.
(they're all in the same city)
7. Five jobs I've had?
Cashier at a convenience store.
Cashier at a supermarket
Attendant at a laundromat
Environmentalist, going door to door asking for money
Tech Support Agent
8. How did you name your blog?
This particular blog is supposed to be my "finding myself" blog (gotta change that "finding" to "creating") . At one point during the whole SkankWhore debacle, M said he wanted me to be the girl that I used to be. I remember telling him I didn't know she was anymore, and that I'm now a totally different person. I remember being happy, I just don't know when I stopped being happy.
I actually have two different blogs. I think that's defeating my purpose of being myself. But I guess I'm a bit embarrassed to let you guys and gals know that I am crafty. I don't know why.
Tag 5-6 people. Who to choose..... I'm gonna leave it open, just because this is probably the longest post I've ever had here. If you read the whole thing, I will have to think of a cool thing to do/make for you.
Hugs!!
Anyhoo, because of internship I'm probably going to blog late on Tuesdays and Wednesdays and will try to catch up on Thursdays.
On with the Show!!
TMI Tuesday #137
1. How old were you when you first kissed a boy?
I think I was about 10. I don't even know what possessed me, he was a year younger than me. All I remember is his name and those wonderful blue eyes with dark brown hair.
2. Who would play you in the movie of your life story?
I'd like Fairuza Balk to play me. I think she's hot, and I really like her style.
3. What is the number one thing your love/hate about gay people?
The number one thing I love about gay people is that they seem to know how to have fun in life. Nothing seems to get them down. At least, all the ones I know are like this.
4. If you could legally get married to "the fella" - or any fella - would you?
Um... I'm not sure what this means... Yes, I'd marry the fella. Legally, even (what does this mean?!)
5. Have you ever worn short short shorts in public?
EW! No!!!
Bonus (as in optional): Who is your favorite blogger?
It's so hard to pick just one favorite. Put it this way, if you are on my blog roll, you are a favorite!
Wednesday Weirdness #6
1. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
I wanted to be an astronaut, an astronomer, and an architect.
2. Do you put ketchup on top of your french fries or on the side to dip in? If you don't use ketchup, what do you use? If you don't eat french fries, what's wrong with you? (Ok so that last one is just a joke. Kind of. *wink*)
It depends on my mood. If they are steak cut fries, then the ketchup goes on the side. I like to coat both sides of those lovely thick fries in ketchup. Any other kind gets ketchup on top!
3. When was the last time you had phone sex? If you've never done it, why?
Damn, that was a while ago. Too long, I guess.
4. When was the last time you made someone cry? What did you do to make them cry?
I made Baby girl cry last night. I was outside with the laptop, watching craft videos online. She asked if she could watch too, and I said sure. So I was telling her about how I want to have my own craft business and the ladies who made those videos were inspiring to me.
She said she could picture me having my own business, but that my stuff would totally be different from theirs because I'm not that girly.
I explained that I used to be more girly. I used to wear skirts, jewelry and makeup. I used to get my nails done. Somewhere along the line, I stopped doing all that. I'm not even sure when or why I stopped. She thought that maybe I stopped after they were born because I didn't have time or just stopped caring, but that's not the case. I told her that lately, I don't feel like I know who I am, and that I feel a bit lost. That made me think of this:
I told her that the first time I saw this, it just... clicked. It felt right to read that. It made sense. Then she started crying and she didn't even know why. She's such a sensitive girl.5. How often do you sing in the shower?
Whenever I hear a good song.
6. Have you ever cooked dinner or any other meal naked? If not, would you?
I've cooked a meal half-nekkid. At this point in time, I need to have clothing on, don't want to scar the kids for life and I don't want to prance around naked in front of the DNA Sponsor. That, and I always manage to get splashed with something and that would hurt!
Thursday
Went to class for an exam. Nutso teacher wanted us to write our answers in complete sentences, and essay form and it wasn't just one or two questions. There are about 20 questions on this thing. And they all call for in-depth answers. Normally not a problem, if the class lasted more than 1 hour 15 minutes. Lucky for us, she turned it into a take home.
Got a ride home from a guy in my class, Rasputin. He had a thing for Dollie when he first started taking classes. Pesa saw me getting out of his car, then M gave him a look as he drove off. It's nice to know he still gets jealous.
Friday
Had the day off from work because of a doctor's appointment. I am going to be on my Happi pills for a while. My body doesn't make enough serotonin on it's own, so the pill helps bring my level up. I asked the doctor if there was any way I could get my body to make more, and he said that was a good question to which the answer is No. He also said I weigh too much and need more exercise.
Bummer. But at least I had the day off.
Saturday
SIL brought over my one-year old over to spend the night! She is the cutest little girl, but she doesn't know her Aunt Kiki and Uncle M very well because they don't bring her over that often. She wasn't too fussy about being left at our house, since there was tons of new stuff for her to look at and try to touch.
She is a wild sleeper! I was smooshed up against the edge of the bed, and her feet were in my face half the night. She only woke up twice, but she kept squirming all night long.
Sunday
M woke me up at 4:37 AM so that I could unlock the door for him, since he forgot his keys. I was a bit perturbed, since I had just fallen into a deeper sleep since the baby stopped squirming so much.
Then I had to share the bed with him too. Worst night of sleep this week so far.
DNA Sponsor got snarky later in the afternoon. I yelled at him, he stopped. He's such a fucking baby.
Mute Monday - Competition
Monday - Tagged!!
*The rules of the game get posted at the beginning of the post.
**Each player answers the questions about themselves in their post.
***At the end of the post, the player then tags 5-6 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves them a comment, letting them know they have been tagged and asking them to read your blog.
****Let the person who tagged you know when you have posted your answer.
1. What was I doing ten years ago?
Ten years ago,
2. What are five things on my list to do today?
- #1. Sleep
- #2. Make sure I have clean clothes for internship tomorrow
- #3. Go to a Campus group meeting
- #4. Eat dinner
- #5. Start my craft projects for a swap.
3. Snacks I enjoy?
Weren't you paying attention earlier? I should be staying away from snacks. But I know I won't be able to help myself. I'm going to list some of my snack preferences anyway.
Cheese, crackers, and pepperoni. Grapes. Peanut butter crackers. Triscuits. Chocolate (Hershey with almonds, Kisses, Ghiradelli). Pretzels. Doritos. Vanilla yogurt (sometimes with a bit of strawberry preserves mixed in). Cucumbers. Tortillas and salsa. Ice cream. Popcorn.
4. Things I Would Do If I Were A Billionaire?
Just a brief list of the more important things that I'd take care of first. My little brain can't even begin to grasp what it might be like to have that much money.
Buy some cars. (not that I'd want to drive them because of gas prices, but I still want them)
Pay for my son's oral surgery.
Pay for my oral surgery.
Pay for my kids' college.
Start a trust fund for the kids.
Buy land/log cabin in Alaska for DNA sponsor
Buy land/house in Arizona (or wherever) for Mom.
Buy land/house (or trailer) for M's mom.
Buy land/house for us.
Pay off all my bills.
I'd like to see the Eiffel Tower, and the Pyramids, and the black sand beaches in Hawaii
5. Three of my bad habits?
-Going to the dollar stores for things I probably really don't need.
-Not putting those dollar store purchases away, just leaving them in the bags and putting them anywhere...
Not putting away my clean laundry, even if it is folded.
6. Five places I have lived?
My parents house
My first apartment by myself
My first apartment with M
My second apartment with M
My house with M.
(they're all in the same city)
7. Five jobs I've had?
Cashier at a convenience store.
Cashier at a supermarket
Attendant at a laundromat
Environmentalist, going door to door asking for money
Tech Support Agent
8. How did you name your blog?
This particular blog is supposed to be my "finding myself" blog (gotta change that "finding" to "creating") . At one point during the whole SkankWhore debacle, M said he wanted me to be the girl that I used to be. I remember telling him I didn't know she was anymore, and that I'm now a totally different person. I remember being happy, I just don't know when I stopped being happy.
I actually have two different blogs. I think that's defeating my purpose of being myself. But I guess I'm a bit embarrassed to let you guys and gals know that I am crafty. I don't know why.
Tag 5-6 people. Who to choose..... I'm gonna leave it open, just because this is probably the longest post I've ever had here. If you read the whole thing, I will have to think of a cool thing to do/make for you.
Hugs!!
Monday, June 2, 2008
Friday, May 30, 2008
Overrated Friday: McGraw-Hill
http://www.ticketnews.com/Soul-2-Soul-Faith-Hill-Says-Hands-Off-My-Man8127
There was something about them on the radio the day (5-19-08) that I created this. I can't remember what it was...
There was something about them on the radio the day (5-19-08) that I created this. I can't remember what it was...
Thursday, May 29, 2008
What day is it?!
Okay, my days are off. I know today is Thursday, but it feels like Wednesday to me. So I'm playing Ketchup for the past few days.
TMI Tuesday #136
1. What lines have you used to let someone down gently.
I just tell the truth. "Sorry, but I'm not interested in you."
2. If I gave you $10K to waste, what would you buy.
I'd buy a Playstation PSP and 3, and I'd get a tattoo. I don't really make expensive, outlandish purchases. I make a lot of little, dollar store ones.
3. If I gave you $10K, but you had to spend it all on someone else, what would you buy. I'd pay for part of my cousin's medical bills. She has Lupus and I'm very worried about her.
4. If your partner brought a double dildo to bed, you'd be __wondering when did he bring that into the house__?
5. What sounds to you make during sex.
I've caught myself growling sometimes. Then I break into giggles. I'm mostly quiet because there is always someone in the house.
Bonus (as in optional):
Tell your worst break up story.
That would be the Loser I took to my Senior Prom.
I met him through a "cousin". (I say that because her father was a very close friend of my mother's family.) He was her uncle, but was a few months younger than both of us. When she introduced us, it was puppy love at first sight. We were both bonkers over each other. It was like that for a few years.
He was in a car accident that almost killed him. He lived in the next major city, but I had no way to get there to see him. I called him everyday. I knew he missed his prom, so I asked him to go to mine. Shortly before prom, he moved to the same city, but just on the other side Cousin told me to be mindful, because he had been "around the block". I had a feeling that was the case, but had no worries. I was actually stupid enough to think that sex with him was going to be a wonderful experience for me.
I was left wondering what was the big fuckin' deal about sex. Soon after, he decided that "we lived too far apart to keep seeing each other, but we can still be friends". I could understand that if he still lived in the next major city. So I told him to go fuck himself, because he obviously did a better job of it and that if he ever called me again, they'd have to search the river for his body
**** I just remembered why I'm off! I was up late on Monday and had a few drinks. I woke up at noon on Tuesday. It's extremely rare for me to sleep that late!
Wednesday Weirdness #5
On the following questions, use a scale of 0 (being the worst) to 10 (being the best) to rate the things the questions ask about. Also explain why you gave yourself the rating you did. If you cannot use a scale to rate or do not want to, just explain without the numeric rating.
1.) How would you rate your own personal hygiene?
9. I like being clean. My hair is short enough that I can wash it every other day. If I do something that gets my head really sweaty, then I wash it everyday.
2.) How would you rate your ability to keep a secret?
15. If you tell me something that you want kept secret to the grave, I'm your girl. Trust is very important to me. The only time I would ever break that trust is if the results would hurt someone
3.) How would you rate your cooking skills?
6. I'm not trying to be a French chef or anything. I like to cook, but mostly simple recipes. Only when I'm throwing a kick-ass party do I turn out the fancy recipes.
4.) How would you rate your level of laziness?
7. I really do hate cleaning house. I do it, but I'd rather someone else doing it.
5.) How would you rate your level of insecurity?
15. I have low self esteem.
And now for the exciting stuff!
9AM, Wednesday.
RiInG!! RiInG!!
(Damnit. I'm watchin' Clean House. Who the fuck is callin' this early?!)
Hello?
Hi, Kiki? It's Mrs Pesa.
Oh, hey Mrs. What's up?
Is Mr Pesa there?
No. I haven't seen him. I know they went out last night, but I wasn't home when they left.
Is M home?
Yeah, he's sleeping. He got home at 5 AM.
Can you wake him up and ask if he knows where Mr is?
(This can't be good. This is why I hate it when M and Mr get together. Nothing good ever comes of it and M always drinks too much. WTF.)
M! Wake up! It's Mrs. She wants to know where you left Mr.
::sleepily:: I left him at Red's house.
(Great. I hate this type of shit. I just want to watch my show.)
M says he's at Red's house. Did you call there?
Yeah. Red said he wasn't there. I've called the house, and his cell is turned off.
I just got home from the store, but I didn't see Mr's car out there.
He didn't take the car. I gave him a ride because I didn't want him drinking and driving.
Oh. Do you think he'd walk home?
He better be on his way. I was ready to call you last night to go for a ride to make sure they weren't up to any funny business.
I would have been up for a ride. (Sorry chicky, but I trust my man. No need to check on him.)
Can you do me a favor, just go knock on Red's door and see if Mr is there? Red might have been half asleep when I talked to him. If Mr is there, could you have him call me?
Sure. (I don't want to, but you could be right. Red could have been half asleep and might not know that Mr is there.)
::wandering over to Red's house::
::Knock knock::
Who is it?! I'm in bed!
It's Kiki. Is Mr here?
He's downstairs at Dyke's!
::Knock knock::
Hi Kiki.
Hi. Is Mr here?
Yeah, he's crashed out on the couch.
Can you have him call his wife when he gets up? She called my house looking for him.
Sure.
I go about my day, drinking Monster and Jolt. Mrs calls back around 11 AM. I tell her what happened at Red's and that Mr was downstairs at Dyke's house.
I'm going to take an early lunch.
M finally gets up to find me vacuuming, something I haven't done personally in about a year. I stopped to move a few things, and had turned off the vacuum. I look out my front window and see Mrs yelling at Dyke.
Even DNA sponsor came in the house. Mrs is a petite woman, but everyone was scared of today! We could see her yelling at Mr in the car. Then he got out of the car and she was still yelling. ...M came home! M came home!...
It's sad that she had to do that.
Then I came across this:
Baby for sale on Craigslist
TMI Tuesday #136
1. What lines have you used to let someone down gently.
I just tell the truth. "Sorry, but I'm not interested in you."
2. If I gave you $10K to waste, what would you buy.
I'd buy a Playstation PSP and 3, and I'd get a tattoo. I don't really make expensive, outlandish purchases. I make a lot of little, dollar store ones.
3. If I gave you $10K, but you had to spend it all on someone else, what would you buy. I'd pay for part of my cousin's medical bills. She has Lupus and I'm very worried about her.
4. If your partner brought a double dildo to bed, you'd be __wondering when did he bring that into the house__?
5. What sounds to you make during sex.
I've caught myself growling sometimes. Then I break into giggles. I'm mostly quiet because there is always someone in the house.
Bonus (as in optional):
Tell your worst break up story.
That would be the Loser I took to my Senior Prom.
I met him through a "cousin". (I say that because her father was a very close friend of my mother's family.) He was her uncle, but was a few months younger than both of us. When she introduced us, it was puppy love at first sight. We were both bonkers over each other. It was like that for a few years.
He was in a car accident that almost killed him. He lived in the next major city, but I had no way to get there to see him. I called him everyday. I knew he missed his prom, so I asked him to go to mine. Shortly before prom, he moved to the same city, but just on the other side Cousin told me to be mindful, because he had been "around the block". I had a feeling that was the case, but had no worries. I was actually stupid enough to think that sex with him was going to be a wonderful experience for me.
I was left wondering what was the big fuckin' deal about sex. Soon after, he decided that "we lived too far apart to keep seeing each other, but we can still be friends". I could understand that if he still lived in the next major city. So I told him to go fuck himself, because he obviously did a better job of it and that if he ever called me again, they'd have to search the river for his body
**** I just remembered why I'm off! I was up late on Monday and had a few drinks. I woke up at noon on Tuesday. It's extremely rare for me to sleep that late!
Wednesday Weirdness #5
On the following questions, use a scale of 0 (being the worst) to 10 (being the best) to rate the things the questions ask about. Also explain why you gave yourself the rating you did. If you cannot use a scale to rate or do not want to, just explain without the numeric rating.
1.) How would you rate your own personal hygiene?
9. I like being clean. My hair is short enough that I can wash it every other day. If I do something that gets my head really sweaty, then I wash it everyday.
2.) How would you rate your ability to keep a secret?
15. If you tell me something that you want kept secret to the grave, I'm your girl. Trust is very important to me. The only time I would ever break that trust is if the results would hurt someone
3.) How would you rate your cooking skills?
6. I'm not trying to be a French chef or anything. I like to cook, but mostly simple recipes. Only when I'm throwing a kick-ass party do I turn out the fancy recipes.
4.) How would you rate your level of laziness?
7. I really do hate cleaning house. I do it, but I'd rather someone else doing it.
5.) How would you rate your level of insecurity?
15. I have low self esteem.
And now for the exciting stuff!
9AM, Wednesday.
RiInG!! RiInG!!
(Damnit. I'm watchin' Clean House. Who the fuck is callin' this early?!)
Hello?
Hi, Kiki? It's Mrs Pesa.
Oh, hey Mrs. What's up?
Is Mr Pesa there?
No. I haven't seen him. I know they went out last night, but I wasn't home when they left.
Is M home?
Yeah, he's sleeping. He got home at 5 AM.
Can you wake him up and ask if he knows where Mr is?
(This can't be good. This is why I hate it when M and Mr get together. Nothing good ever comes of it and M always drinks too much. WTF.)
M! Wake up! It's Mrs. She wants to know where you left Mr.
::sleepily:: I left him at Red's house.
(Great. I hate this type of shit. I just want to watch my show.)
M says he's at Red's house. Did you call there?
Yeah. Red said he wasn't there. I've called the house, and his cell is turned off.
I just got home from the store, but I didn't see Mr's car out there.
He didn't take the car. I gave him a ride because I didn't want him drinking and driving.
Oh. Do you think he'd walk home?
He better be on his way. I was ready to call you last night to go for a ride to make sure they weren't up to any funny business.
I would have been up for a ride. (Sorry chicky, but I trust my man. No need to check on him.)
Can you do me a favor, just go knock on Red's door and see if Mr is there? Red might have been half asleep when I talked to him. If Mr is there, could you have him call me?
Sure. (I don't want to, but you could be right. Red could have been half asleep and might not know that Mr is there.)
::wandering over to Red's house::
::Knock knock::
Who is it?! I'm in bed!
It's Kiki. Is Mr here?
He's downstairs at Dyke's!
::Knock knock::
Hi Kiki.
Hi. Is Mr here?
Yeah, he's crashed out on the couch.
Can you have him call his wife when he gets up? She called my house looking for him.
Sure.
I go about my day, drinking Monster and Jolt. Mrs calls back around 11 AM. I tell her what happened at Red's and that Mr was downstairs at Dyke's house.
I'm going to take an early lunch.
M finally gets up to find me vacuuming, something I haven't done personally in about a year. I stopped to move a few things, and had turned off the vacuum. I look out my front window and see Mrs yelling at Dyke.
Even DNA sponsor came in the house. Mrs is a petite woman, but everyone was scared of today! We could see her yelling at Mr in the car. Then he got out of the car and she was still yelling. ...M came home! M came home!...
It's sad that she had to do that.
Then I came across this:
Baby for sale on Craigslist
Monday, May 26, 2008
Memorial Day
I don't think I have any one personally to thank or remember on this day, so this goes out to all the men and women that were/are in the armed services. DNA Sponsor is a Vietnam Vet. 'Nuff said there.
I don't know why, but I have been tearing up and getting all emotional any time they show soldiers on TV. There's a commercial where they are in an airport and all the civilians start applauding the troops. I lost it and was bawling my ass off.
I don't know why, but I have been tearing up and getting all emotional any time they show soldiers on TV. There's a commercial where they are in an airport and all the civilians start applauding the troops. I lost it and was bawling my ass off.
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